Taylor Varga

by mp3.1415player

Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.

394. Omake - Dial A Demon

"I shall now... Summon A Demon!"

"You monster!"

"Yes, I am a monster! Mua ha ha! Now, where did I put that card..."

"Here you go, sir."

"Ah, thank you, Minion number five. Phone, please."

"Sir."

cue prodding of buttons for a moment, then a short wait.

"Hello, BBFO Demon Supply? I need one demon for a short ceremony. Yes. Yes, that's right. Oh. Are you sure? There's no way... No, I understand. Annoying, but that's life, right? All right, I'll take that option please. A week on Tuesday, between twelve and four PM? You can't narrow it down a little... Oh, I see. Certainly. And I need to be standing next to the sacrifice when the demon arrives? Fine. I'll have my credit card with me as well. I'll need an invoice for tax purposes, of course. Yes... Yes, that would be great, thank you very much. And you have a nice day as well."

phone is hung up.

"Um... What just happened?"

"We're going to need to reschedule, I'm afraid. Thank you for being my sacrifice today. See payroll on the way out, just give them this form. Minion, make sure she gets paid."

"Of course, sir. Ma'am? Please walk this way."

"If I wasn't tied to this chair I probably could walk that way."

"My apologies. Let me get that for you..."