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Chapter 15
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Okay, Okay. Sango's by herself. Miroku has the kids. Now's your chance.
Oh gods dammit, she knows. I can tell she knows.
"So let me guess. You want to know how to court Kagome. You told her you love her yet?"
Shit. Have I? HAVE I? I can't remember. Probably not because I'm a fucking idiot.
Oh, come on. Don't laugh at me, you bitch.
Fine, so maybe I haven't told her. Would that be enough?
"Well, first things first, you must tell her, Inuyasha."
Like that's so easy.
ARGH! Why is this all so hard?! It should be this fucking hard.
What so I tell her I love her what then?
"Why don't you take her someone special? Maybe where you met."
What like the Sacred Fucking Tree where I tried to kill her?!
Oh hey Kagome, you remember how much of a fucker I used to be. I tried to kill you here.
Okay, if I really wanted to kill her I could've but I didn't. That counts for something, right?
Maybe…maybe…we could go to where we defeated Yura of the hair.
That was special right? I…I called her by her name…what did she say?
'It just seems like you like me better now'
Yeah, something like that. What should I do though? Can't just show up?
"How about this? Think of a place and maybe have a picnic or something. She wants to take things slow, remember."
Yeah, picnic…oh gods that's so lame. I can do better than that right?
OH! Where I thought she died when we fought the thunder brothers?!
Yeah! That'd be perfect! I could…um…um…
"Maybe picnic isn't the right thing. It's not really like you is it? Maybe, try a gift. Flowers or something she missed from her time, perhaps?"
What would she be missing? Okay she loves bathing and grooming…
A MIRROR! I could get her a mirror or something. I'll go see Totosai and see what I can get.
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be perfect!
Oh right, thank her. Women like being thanked.
"You're welcome Inuyasha. I wish you all the luck in the world."
Damn woman, always knowing what I'm thinking.