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Chapter 34
"Yeah, you better keep walking! I'll kick your ass with a baby. I don't give a fuck!"
I don't know how I let Miroku convince me to take her to the market with us. As if I don't get enough stares as it is! I knew this was a terrible idea but then he was taking his kids and I didn't want Izayoi to feel left out or like I was leaving her behind on purpose and...and well, what the fuck was I supposed to say?! Can't come out and tell her that people hate people like us! That people hate me for being who I am. We're trying really fucking hard to make sure she doesn't feel any different. We'll deal with it when she gets older but for now, she needs to...
"Miroku, I swear to gods if you don't stop fucking laughing I'll kick your ass! It wasn't funny!"
Pay attention to your own kids, bouzu. I swear that guy can be a total...
"Ass!"
Oh gods no.
"Gah! Don't say that! That's not a nice...oh dammit Miroku! Shut the fuck...wait, Izayoi...don't..."
"Dammit, 'Oku! Fuck!"
Oh, kill me now.
"Bad Izayoi. Don't say that! Bad!"
As if we aren't getting enough stares. If they weren't glaring at me for being a demon, now they're glaring at me for being a terrible father. Can't say I blame them right now.
Oh no. Not that. Anything but that.
"Ah hell, don't cry! Oyaji isn't saying you're bad, just the words!"
"Ah hell, Oyaji."
Okay...I just need to stop talking. Wait, that's an idea!
"How about this?! Let's play the quiet game, huh?! Let's do...Miroku I swear if you don't stop laughing I'm going to teach your kids all the swear words I know and tell Sango it was you."
"I would worry my friend if there was even the slightest chance that would actually fool anyone."
"You prick...wait, dammit, shit, no! No!"
Oh my gods, Kagome is going to kill me.
Why the hell didn't I let her take off the beads!?