DISCLOSURE STATEMENT: This author has no financial or non-financial relation nor do they possess any right to "Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale" franchise. Full ownership of all characters is the sole intellectual property of Rumiko Takahashi.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Time to come clean. The reason there's so many gaps between chapters - unlike before- is because I've been binge watching anime like a mother fucker and been focusing more on that. I have a problem. DAMN YOU CRUNCHYROLL! But Inuyasha first and forever.
Chapter 75
Okay, human babies can't be that different from hanyou babies, right? Wrong. So wrong. Thank god this isn't our first brat. You see, hanyou babies...they sleep. Not all night long but from the beginning...they pretty much stay quiet at night unless you scare the crap out of them or there's loud noises. Human babies do not. Oh no. From what I can tell they never sleep and they never shut up. They scream constantly. Or at least she does. I don't remember Miroku and Sango's kids screaming this much. Maybe its just her. God dammit.
Anyway, I used to say I required less sleep than humans. How wrong I was. I would kill someone right now if it meant I'd be able to sleep. I mean, Kagome and I take turns but some help that is. On my turn, Kagome can just go back to sleep. Damn brat is so loud and her little screams grate at my instincts so much, that its a moot point. I ain't sleeping and I can't be a dick and go sleep in a tree. And because the baby screams, the other kids aren't sleeping either. No one is sleeping. No one. And it's hell. We're all tired. We're all cranky. I've even gotten to the point where I've taken pity on the girls and let them have extended sleepovers with grandma. Also just because the twins survived being buried alive, I doubt very much the human would. Oh god, listen to me. The human? I need to stop that. Bad nickname. Even if its just in my thoughts.
Moriko.
She's Moriko.
The little spawn from hell.