DISCLOSURE STATEMENT: This author has no financial or non-financial relation nor do they possess any right to "Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale" franchise. Full ownership of all characters is the sole intellectual property of Rumiko Takahashi.

Chapter 90

'A sword?! You're giving her a sword?! What happened to not training her?!'

I thought this'd make you happy! God dammit woman why do you have to be so difficult!?

'Why the hell not?! You said it yourself! I gave the twins swords at her age!'

'They age faster than her! They were more mature.'

'No they don't! They all age the same! Or…or they will until they after they…they go through….uh…you know, the...their changes.'

'Wait, what? Like puberty? How do you know that?'

Puba-what now?

'So, um, you know...at a certain age women...women have...well…I mean…uh…so after…after I, uh...Don't go changing the subject! She's getting a sword dammit. I'm leaving tomorrow to see Totosai.'

Oh come on. Don't laugh at me woman.

'How is he going to know how to make a non-demonic miko sword, Inuyasha? Don't you think you need to do a little research first?'

'Who the fuck else do we know that can make swords with powers, huh? Didn't think of that, did ya?'

'Well at least let me go see if there might be something in the shrine first. I mean, Sounga was just sitting around there. Maybe…maybe her….her sword is there. Since…since…'

Wait!? WHY IS SHE CRYING?!

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

'Wait, YOU'RE CRYING?! Why are you crying? Don't cry!'

'Just…just she's human so…so she'll be gone before the others. It's sad.'

Oh for the love of…

'I don't think that's true. Fuck Kagome she turns into a half-demon once a month. I think that says all you need to know.'

How did we go from talking about swords to our little shit dying? I swear this woman…

'But what if you're wrong?'

'And what if I'm right? I mean, we'll find out in like ten years. So…so stop crying. Just….stop.'

Oh thank god, she's stopped. No matter how many years she's been by my side I still can't handle it when she cries. And she's been crying a lot lately over dumb shit. It's so fucking weird. I mean, all I know to do is hold her and sometimes that just makes it worse.

'There. You feel better?'

There's my girl. There's that smile and oh, that scent. God that scent always...

Wait.

Oh no.

Not that.

No. No. No. No. No.

'Inuyasha? What's wrong?'

No. No. No. No.

Not happening.

Can't do it.

Not today.

Not tomorrow.

Not for a long ass time.

Like…like a decade at least.

Century would be better.

'Why aren't you talking to me? Are you okay?'

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

'I'm, uh….go, uh, check your shrine first. I….I need to check on something.'

OKAY, THAT'S FUCKING IT!

I'm officially calling bullshit on modern medicine.

Fuck the fucking fuckers who made that fucking shit.