Time for some more hell. I recently finished Eve's route in Summertime Saga, and she reminds me so much of my best friend it's a bit scary lol. so the second story definitely is inspired a bit from that. So yeah I wont be focusing on these as much, as I'm trying to actually get a book published. Wish me luck my lurking followers!

Scenario One: Momiji the Evil Clown. (inspired by U.E on Twitter.)

NiCo: "Say, Christie, you use... Twitter, right?"

Christie: "Pfft, you use social media? You seem like the kind to still use an AOL email."

NiCo: "N-nothing wrong with that! Anyways, that creep Donovan recommends we take Momiji due to some… infamous social media posts. She's been spotted in Taylor's Bar."

Christie: "So...Donovan wants to… capture her?"

Christie: "I see, I'll send a spy straight away. She'll never see us coming. How's that...Maria project? I understand that Helena's mother is pretty sexy, but this is a bit obsessive I have to say."

NiCo heavily sighs and ignores her.

…

Momiji: "Honk honk! Ahahahaha!"

Donovan: "YAS QUEEN"

NiCo: "Donovan, what has this got to do with our research?!"

Donovan: "SAY IT, SAY IT, COME ON!"

Momiji: "...I'm a clown! *honk*!"

Donovan: "OH THIS IS GREAT! IT'S JUST LIKE THAT ONE VIDEO!"

NiCo: "Christie...I'm scared. Twitter has heavily influenced Donovan."

Christie: "I would usually mock you for saying that, but I'm scared too. Let's grab some lunch."

…

Scenario Two: Brad and Nyotengu's date!

Brad: "So, I'm guessing this isn't your first date, huh? You're so confident!"

Nyotengu: "Oho! Well...actually, it is."

Brad: "Seriously?"

Nyotengu: "Well...I've only just visited the human world. I don't think 'dating' exists back where I originally came from. Maybe some sort...but..."

Nyotengu sighs.

Brad: "Well, everyone here likes you!"

Nyotengu: "Everyone?"

Brad: "Well..."

Hayabusa, lurking in the background: "Hmph."

Brad: "It's not possible for everyone in the human world to like you. Trust me, there'll always be people who dislike you...but there'll always be people who like you for who you are, Nyotengu..."

Nyotengu: "That was surprisingly...insightful. Are you sober?"

Brad: "Eh...uh...let's order some wine, huh? To celebrate this date!"

Nyotengu: "I agree! Ohohohoho!"

Brad: "Ahahahah!"

Tamaki, also lurking in the background, right next to Hayabusa: "Hm, I swear he wanted to have a drink with me yesterday."

Hayabusa: "Well...I'm not going to question where you came from, but he will say that to everyone. Don't take it to heart."

Tamaki: "Ooh, you're so kind, Mr Sexy Ninja! Squeezy-squeezy!"

Hayabusa: "Thank you very – hey, hands off!"

…

Scenario Three: Interviewing those that didn't make it, part one!

Misaki is holding a microphone, a camera facing at her.

Misaki: "Reporting from DOAXVV News, it's me, Misaki! I'm going to be interviewing the ladies who declined the invitation to Zack Island!"

…

Misaki: "Here is Taylor's Bar! An amazing place where the fighters come to drink"-

Brad: "Did somebody say drink!?"

Camerawoman: "Ah, Misaki! You've said the word that sets me off!"

The camerawoman is revealed to be Tamaki.

Misaki: "Tamaki, don't drop the camera...come on - h-hey! You're getting too touchy with Mr Brad Wong!"

Brad: "I ain't complainin', woo-hoo! Go hire that miserable bastard in the corner as a cameraman or something! ~"

Misaki: "Ohhh...what am I going to do? Maybe I should take his advice?"

Misaki picks up the camera, and the footage cuts off.

…

Misaki: "So, some scary fella decided to replace us as our cameraman! Well, he just wanted to avoid a social situation. What did you say your name was?"

Cameraman with Russian accent: "That is not relevant, plus you told me I'm not supposed to talk. Who is the first person we are going to interview?"

Misaki: "Wah! That's my fault, Mr Cameraman! Oh, we'll just edit out your voice in the studio! I'm going to say...oh, look, there's Christie!"

Cameraman: "Oh, joy."

…

Misaki: "U-um, hello. Are you Christie? The she-quan practitioner?"

Christie: "That would be me, yes. Bayman, don't you think you look a little weird following this young girl with a big camera?"

Misaki: "His name is Mr Cameraman! And he's just our substitute for today! D-don't get any ideas!"

Cameraman: "I hate my life."

Misaki: "A-anyways, sorry, you're just...I was given the job of interviewing the women who declined the invitation to Zack Island, have you heard of the Venus Festival, Ms Christie?"

Christie: "Oh, yes. I just haven't had time to enter it. I've been so busy with work...Zack is quite a handsome fellow, isn't he? He knows how to run a business."

Misaki: "Indeed! He's so kind! He's charitable, and is always there to talk to you if you're feeling down! Is there anything else you'd like to add?"

Christie: "Hmm, not that I know of. There's a green-haired lady with a red streak in her hair vomiting in the ladies room, it sounded dreadful! You should go check it out, darling."

Misaki: "Re-really? T-Tamaki!"

Misaki bolts for the ladies' room. Cameraman is left awkwardly panning the camera on Christie.

Cameraman: "Uhhhhh..."

Christie: "Bayman, you're not even holding the camera right!"

Cameraman: "Huh, I swear that random girl told me I was holding it right."

Christie: "'Random girl'? You don't know who Misaki is?! You really are old, haha!"

footage goes to static

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Scenario Four: Interviewing the ones that didn't make it, part two!

Misaki: "Well, uh, today we're going to interview Mila at Johnny's Diner! We traveled all the way to New York!"

Camerawoman: "And I'm back! So bye-bye, boring cameraman!"

Misaki: "We're cutting out what happened to you in the bar, okay? We're just going to say you were sick."

Camerawoman: "Jeez, we're giving our editors a lot of work, aren't we?"

Misaki: "A-anyway, moving on, here is Johnny's Diner, ta-da!"

Mila: "They're here, Diego, Tina!"

Diego: "Hey there!"

Tina: "Howdy!"

Misaki: "Tina's here too? We can interview her as well!"

Camerawoman: "Mmm...I'm in a room full of hotties! Myself included!"

Misaki: "Don't get any ideas, Tamaki! Just stay behind that camera, okay?"

Camerawoman: "That's Miss Camerawoman to you! Hehe~!"

Misaki groans.

Misaki: "So, anyways, why didn't you come to Zack Island, Tina?"

Tina: "Didn't want to, hehe."

Misaki: "Well, uh...what would make you want to come back to Zack Island?"

Tina: "For Zack to be the owner again of course! This Owner-San gives me the chills. No offense to him or anything."

Misaki: "F-fair enough. How about you, Mila?"

Mila: "Huh, think I must've thrown it away by accident. If I get a second one, I'll gladly come. What about you, Diego?"

Misaki: "Wait, I'm interviewing Diego too?"

Diego: "Hell, why not?"

Misaki: "But you never got an invitation from Za- WHAT?"

Diego slowly pulls out a Venus Festival invitation.

Misaki, Camerawoman, Mila and Tina: "ZACK?!"

Diego: "Haha, just joking, it's a fake. Owner-san sells them in a dodgy-alleyway at midnight. Oops, I snitched."

Mila: "Diego! Don't do that ever again!"

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