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Chapter 137
Ah hell.
"Oi, what the hell? Why are you crying?"
"Uncle...said... I'm...a...parrot."
What the fuck is a parrot?
Probably some modern shit...
Except how would Sesshomaru know?
This one always knows how to make me feel stupid.
"Uncle said what now?"
"He...said...I'm...a...hair...parrot."
Wait...
Hair Parrot...
Hair...
Oh god fucking dammit!
Heir apparent.
He told the kid he's the heir apparent.
"I don't want to be a parrot!"
"That's not what he...listen you're not gunna be the heir apparent, okay? I won't..."
That rat bastard went fucking around me and...and...
"But I have hair though!"
Ladies and gentleman, the brilliant heir of the Western Lands...
"He didn't say hair. He said..."
"Its...not...funny..."
"Is that all he said?"
"He said...I needed to leave...because...because I'm a hair parrot!"
Oh, Sesshomaru is so dead.