Attempted Introduction
{SAMANTHA}
I stared blankly at a piece of paper. Then I looked up and noticed a pair of blue eyes staring at me.
?: Aah!
My scream made him flinch.
?: What in Blueland are you doing?
I blinked a few times at his question.
?: I'm writing an introduction... It's failing rather miserably.
The boy shook his head in amusement.
?: All you have to do is make everyone introduce themselves. It's really simple.
I placed my hands on my hips.
?: Show me, Smarty Pants!
The boy gave a formal bow and smiled kindly.
Kaito: I am Kaito Shion, of Crypton. I am a vocaloid.
I made applause for him.
Kaito: Now you.
Samantha: Fine... I am Samantha, of the real world. I am human... If that wasn't obvious.
Kaito: ...It wasn't.
Samantha: Really?
Kaito: At first, I thought you were a vocaloid... Or a baby panda...
I groaned.
Samantha: Not that joke...
Kaito snickered.
Kaito: So... Are you going to go have everyone else introduce themselves?
I shrugged.
Samantha: Sure... Why are you in my room anyway?
Kaito: Because I came to ask you about the ice cream.
Samantha: ...Are we out again?
Kaito: Yeah...
Kaito made a mournful face and stared at the floor. I snatched his hand and dragged him out of my room.
Samantha: Then let's go make an introduction, and get ice cream!
Kaito looked a little brighter at the mention of us getting ice cream. We walked down stairs and entered the living room. A red-haired boy lay sprawled on the couch, eating potato chips.
?: How's it going, you two?
I grinned broadly.
Samantha: We are going to go get ice cream!
Kaito: And we need an introduction...
Samantha: Oh... Yeah... Would you tell us who you are?
The boy snickered and sat up.
Joker: I'm Joker Braze, of Wonderland.
Samantha: Perfect. Thanks, Joker!
Joker saluted, and went back to being lazy. I dragged Kaito to the kitchen. Another boy with a top hat stood at the sink washing dishes, he looked up when he noticed us.
?: I suppose you'll want me to introduce myself?
Samantha: You guessed it!
He let out a sigh, then adjusted his hat.
Luke: I am Luke Estheim, of Wonderland. I am the Hatter.
Samantha: Thank you, Luke!
I threw my arms around Luke and hugged him.
Luke: Too tight!
Samantha: Sorry!
I let go and grabbed Kaito's hand, then headed to the back door.
Luke: Stay out of trouble, you two.
Kaito: We'll try.
I gave Luke an evil laugh.
Samantha: There is never a guarantee!
Luke facepalmed and went back to washing dishes.
I dragged Kaito outside. A long table was set up outside, made perfectly for tea parties, and lots of them. A few people were sitting at the table, enjoying themselves. Two cat-boys waved us over. As we approached, the brown-haired one glared at his brother and shook his head.
?: They aren't going to tell us where the swords are.
The purple-haired one shrugged.
?: So? We can ask anyway.
?: Fine. You ask, then.
?: Okay. Kaito, where are the swords?
Kaito: I don't know. What swords?
The brown-haired cat-boy snorted, but the purple-haired one didn't seem to hear him.
?: Samantha, where are the swords?
Samantha: I'll tell you if you introduce yourselves.
The cat-boys gave each other puzzled looks, but complied. The brown-haired one went first.
?: Kyle Knock, the Cheshire Cat of Wonderland.
?: Clyde Knock, the other Cheshire Cat.
Kyle: *mumble* More like the Cheshire Cat's Brother.
Clyde: Huh? What was that?
Kyle: Nothing. So, the swords?
Samantha: They are in the hiding place of the swords, of course. See ya later!
Leaving the two cats yowling in exasperation, I dragged Kaito off into Wonderland.
Kaito: Where are we going now?
Samantha: To find some fun! I'm bored of introductions.
(Well... At one point I made a comment to Sushi-san about introducing the characters better, but apparently I didn't communicate very well, so she started writing this thing. Then she lost interest, so I had to scribble a bit of something to finish it up.)
You did good job. Now post it.
(But I already posted some of the stuff that comes after it in the chronology...)
WHO CARES! Post it and then move it. Though this one doesn't really have to be in a certain place. We just decided to put it in here somewhere.
('Cause it's when you decided that Joker likes eating potato chips. Fine, I'll post it. ...This chapter has been moved to its proper location.)