Eat Us Cookies
Spinner: So, this is where there should be a story about Eat Me Cookies, but I don't remember enough to make the story.
Samantha: Spinner. You're telling me you don't remember the first time we had Eat Me Cookies?!
Spinner: Um, sort of? I didn't take really good notes.
Samantha: You took notes?!
Spinner: Of course. How else was I supposed to write about it? But it's been a long time since then. I've got notes on what happened to everyone when they ate the cookies, but I don't remember what else was happening.
Samantha: Well, what happened with the cookies?
Spinner: Your cookie turned you into a wuggle. Kaito's cookie made him think everyone else was a wuggle. And Ice Cream's cookie turned him into a human.
Joker: And I turned into a little boy...
Spinner: So cute...
Joker: But you didn't see me until later, Spinner.
Spinner: I know. I had to interrogate all the witnesses for info on what happened before I arrived.
Kaito: ...
Spinner: Don't look at me like that, Kaito. My interrogations aren't like what you're thinking.
Kaito: Then maybe you should use a different word...
Joker: *snicker*
Spinner: And Sidd turned into a real rabbit, but later he ate another cookie...
Samantha: He doesn't like his rabbit ears much, so he ate it in desperation. Being completely rabbit was too much.
Spinner: So the second cookie turned him into a little boy like Joker.
Joker: And Luke's cookie made him think he was a cat, and Owen sang opera.
Spinner: That. Was. Amazing...
Kaito: He said later that we should never speak of it again, though...
Spinner: I'm not speaking of it. I'm commenting on it. Someday I'm gonna find a way to make him do it again.
Kaito: Well, at least it wasn't boring like Kyle's cookie. He just fainted.
Spinner: I wonder if the cookie had a different effect and he just fainted because it was too much for him...
Joker: What, like having x-ray vision?
Kaito: Why would that make him faint?
Joker: ...I'm not sure I should say...
Kaito: ...
Samantha: Baka! Spinner, your boyfriend is a hentai!
Spinner: He's keeping his mouth shut, isn't he? You're more of a hentai for imagining whatever it is.
Kaito: Mantha-chan, come closer...
Samantha: Eeek! Stay away!
Kaito: Heh... That was a test.
Spinner: You're imagining things again, Mantha... Hentai.
Joker: *laugh* Looks like you're right, Spinner.
Spinner: Anyway, where was I? ...Oh, right. Clyde ended up speaking Spanish, and Alicia saw spiders everywhere. And Ash woke up and chopped down some trees... Who fed him a cookie while he was sleeping?
Kaito: I don't remember. Probably Samantha. She was a wuggle, so she could sneak up and stick a cookie in his mouth without anybody noticing.
Joker: There was so much chaos, she probably wouldn't have been noticed even if she wasn't a wuggle.
Samantha: I refuse to admit or deny anything!
Spinner: And Yukiya showed up for a visit. That was the first time he visited Wonderland, which is why I was supposed to write the Eat Me Cookies story, but... Argh, forgetting is so frustrating.
Joker: Everyone turned into little kids after that, not just me and Sidd. Was that Yukiya's doing or the cookies?
Kaito: It could have been an unexplained phenomenon...
Samantha: Those happen a lot around Spinner.
Spinner: Don't blame me! I like logic with my insanity, thank you very much.
Joker: Which is why she didn't eat a cookie.
Spinner: I showed up near the end and found these cute little boys, and so I was hugging them...
Kaito: Joker and who else?
Samantha: Sidd, of course.
Spinner: They were small, so I could hold both of them at once.
Joker: I wasn't jealous... Not jealous at all...
Spinner: Want me to hug you some more now?
Joker: Yes, thank you.
Kaito: What about the second cookie incident?
Samantha: Do you have notes on that too, Spinner?
Spinner: I do indeed. Again, I don't remember the situation details... But the cookies made Kyle and Clyde's ears and tails disappear and grow on Kaito and Samantha.
Kaito: Mantha-chan was cute...
Samantha: But the cats weren't too happy, were they?
Joker: Sidd was though, 'cause I got his ears and tail.
Spinner: *giggle* ...Uh, and Ice Cream shrunk, and Luke turned blue. Like a smurf.
Samantha: What were you giggling about?
Spinner: And Owen's cookie made him think he was a chess soldier, and Alicia's made her think she was Owen.
Samantha: Are you ignoring me?
Joker: That was funny. Alicia made an adorable Chess King.
Spinner: And Ash turned into a real mouse.
Kaito: I think Spinner and Joker are both pretending the giggle didn't happen, Mantha-chan...
Samantha: Grrr...
Joker: So what about you, Spinner?
Spinner: I didn't have a cookie. Again. All my notes say is that I fixed an ice cream problem.
Kaito: I think that had to do with the ice cream running out, and so you sent some magic back in time so the ice cream would be infinite... or something?
Spinner: Maybe. I think there were also wuggles... Perhaps Kyle and Clyde getting chased...
Joker: Why?
Spinner: *shrug* A vague memory. Also, there was a title in my notes... 'Attack of the Wuggles'. I don't know for sure, but I think that was the title of the second cookie incident. I'm pretty sure 'The Eat Me Cookie Adventures' meant the first one, anyway.
Samantha: *sigh* If only we could remember better...
Yukiya Reizen - From SWD: Wizardess Heart. Precious sugar wolf...
(He wasn't actually in the story. Because there wasn't actually a story...)
Be quiet, ej. This is where he was meant to be introduced, so this is where we're gonna introduce him!
(Yes, oh great Sushi-san.)