Elizabeth groaned as she walked into her boyfriend's apartment. Well, technically it was Meliodas' and his friend Ban's apartment. The two men had opened a bar together earlier in the year, which happened to be below their flat. So when Meliodas had suggested the gang get together and hang out at their place, Elizabeth immediately went to grab her cleaning supplies, because she knew lay behind their front door.

Meliodas was a great guy. He was funny, charming, handsome and treated Elizabeth like a queen. No, a goddess! But everyone had a fatal flaw and his was messiness.

She was right to be concerned. Pizza boxes and other takeaway containers across the kitchen were now petri dishes. Dirty laundry was strewn across the floor and the place looked like it hadn't seen vacuum since the last time Elizabeth had cleaned it which had been a few months earlier.

Sighing, Elizabeth got to work, grabbing some rubber gloves and a bin bag. She made her way through each room, tidying up and tossing out trash. It was a lot of work but after a few hours, she was nearly done. The place was bright and smelled like lemons. The med student couldn't help but feel proud of herself. Turning into the living room, she saw a video game lying on the table.

"Ill just put it away," she thought to herself, as she took the game to the cupboard. As she opened it, a pile of dvds fell on top of her.

She was about to let out a string of curses when something caught her eye. She picked the object up to get a better look.

It was a DVD case with the title," X-rays" scrawled in black pen.

"Why does Meliodas have this?" Elizabeth muttered to herself as she examined the case. He and Ban were bartenders, not doctors. Then again…

"Maybe it's for me?" Elizabeth smiled. The girl was in her last year of medical school after all and her boyfriend had, in the past, gotten her medical related gifts. She still had the adorable red blood cell plushie he'd given her for valentines day. Grabbing the dvd, she popped it into the player and clicked play.

After a few seconds, the dvd began to play, showing a man lying in a hospital bed. He had two casts on his arms and looked bored. Suddenly, the camera panned to the door where a busty female nurse walked in.

Elizabeth frowned as she took in the girl's uniform. Nurses didn't really wear dresses and not that short. And didn't the woman know that wearing high heels was a big no no. But Elizabeth continued to watch.

"How are you, Mister Bill?" the nurse purred, leaning over the patient. Elizabeth was even more confused. Why was their dialogue? She thought this was an educational video.

"I'm fine," the man smirked, eyeing the woman's breasts which were about to pop out of her uniform," a little… tense."

For some unknown reason, they're was an x-ray machine next to them and the nurse grabbed one of the prints.

"It seems as if you've broken a bone,"

Elizabeth was completely lost. There's no way a nurse should be allowed to examine x-rays and come up with conclusions. That was the radiologist's job.

"Which one?"

The woman placed her hand on the man's chest before looking down at him with a smirk.

"This one."

The woman reached over and grabbed the mans hospital gown, lifting it up to reveal the man's… friend. She then began to "shake hands" with it.

Elizabeth was frozen in horror. She couldn't even hit pause. This wasn't an educational video. It was porn!

She was so shocked that she didn't even hear the door opening as Meliodas stepped in, carrying some groceries for the evening.

"Hey Elizabeth, how you-" Meliodas began before his jaw dropped, as well as the shopping bags in his hands. His sweet innocent Ellie was on the couch, watching porn.

Hearing Meliodas's voice, Elizabeth jumped, her face quickly turning red.

"I-it's not what it looks like!" she squeaked, attempting to find the remote which she'd managed to lose. Great.

"Really?" Meliodas smirked, leaning against the kitchen counter," Because it looks like my girlfriend is watching porn."

Elizabeth finally found the remote and turned the TV off before turning to face her boyfriend. She quickly get rid of her embarrassment. After all, it wasn't her that should be a bright red mess, oh no. It should be the owner.

"Why do you have this?" she asked sternly.

"Eh?"

"Don't play dumb!' Elizabeth glared," Am I not enough for you, Meliodas?"

"What-"

"I mean… this is just sick!" Elizabeth snapped, gesturing to the tv," Tarnishing the medical community with this… filth! I have a good mind to-"

"It's not mine."

"Eh?" Elizabeth paused, the cogs in her mind slowly beginning to turn as she took in what he said.

"It's Ban's," Meliodas muttered, feeling bad about ratting out his friend.

"O-oh," Elizabeth stuttered, her face growing red once again. Great. She was watching her boyfriend's roommates porn.

"Do you really think I'd have something like this?" Meliodas chuckled, walking up to his girlfriend," When I have a girl like you right here?"

Elizabeth couldn't even speak.

"I love you Elizabeth Liones," Meliodas smiled, placing his hand on her face, his thumb caressing her cheek.

"I love you too Meliodas," Elizabeth blushed, managing to give her boyfriend a small grin.

"Now then," Meliodas smirked," I suggest we don't mention this little incident to anyone!"

And so the couple kept their mouths shut, even when they saw Ban and Elaine snuggled up on the couch later.