A/N: This chapter contains spoilers from some of the newest books.
"Guess what!" Willowpelt exclaimed, as she padded over to where Rooktail and Stormtail were sharing a vole.
"What?" Rooktail asked.
"I found Redtail's diary!" the pale grey she-cat exclaimed.
"What did you say?" the tortoiseshell tom hissed, racing over, tramping over about fifty cats in his mist.
"Hey, watch where you're going!" Nettlebreeze, one of the cats, grumbled.
"I said, I found your diary," Willowpelt meowed, holding up a bundle of leaves, that had Redtail's Debt scratched onto the front leaf.
"Give that back! That's private!" Redtail screeched, jumping for his diary.
"Hah! You can't reach it!" Willowpelt taunted, holding it above his head.
"What does it say Willowbae?" Whitestorm asked.
"Well, according to this, Tawnyspots died wayyy before Darkstripe was a thing, so that means," she turned to the tom in question, "You might not be his father after all!"
Tawnyspots' amber eyes widened with shock, he stood like that for so long, that every cat started to crowd around, with fear that something had happened to the tom.
"Woo hoo!" he suddenly shouted, throwing his paws out.
"Celebrate good times come on!" he sang.
"Wait, if Tawnyspots isn't Darkstripe's father, then who is?" Thrushpelt asked.
"It'sa me!" a squeaky voice cackled from the shadows.
Meanwhile, at the moonpool, all of the cats were trying once again, to get the moonpool to unfreeze.
"Why don't we get all the heaviest cats to jump on it at the same time?" Frostedflake suggested.
"That's the most mousebrained idea I ever heard!" Jayfeather spat.
"No, I think we should try it, what do we have to lose?" Alderheart asked.
The grumpy medicine cat rolled his sightless blue eyes.
"Uhh, our dignity?"
"Well, you're nowhere near to being the heaviest cat, Jayfeather, so you won't even have to jump on it," Kestrelflight meowed.
"Funny, a comment about how scrawny someone is, coming from a DingdongOnestarisdeadClan cat," Fidgetflake snorted.
"Bite your tongue Fidgetflake!" Kestrelflight spat, "This is all MarshmallowfluffClan's fault anyway, none of this was happening before you lot came back to the forest!"
"Oh? So what are you trying to say? Are you saying that StarClan was wrong?" the black and white tom hissed.
"No, but you MarshmallowfluffClan cats don't know anything about clan life, I bet your apprentices were swimming in it, and that's why it froze over!"
"Swimming?" Fidgetflake bristled, "We jump, we do not swim!"
"I've had just about enough of this!" Jayfeather growled, grabbing both toms, and knocking their heads together; they died.
"Oh no! DingdongOnestarisdeadClan doesn't have a medicine cat! What's going to happen now?" Alderheart yowled.
"Leafpool could teach someone, like she-" Puddleshine looked down at his paws, "Oh yeah, I forgot."
"Maybe WhoClan could spare someone? They have four medicine cats now," Featherwhisker suggested.
"Not me, everyone's been throwing stuff at me, and calling me names ever since Jayfeather spilled my secret," Mothwing growled, with a glare at the KittypetClan medicine cat.
"Honesty is the best policy," Jayfeather meowed in a haughty tone.
"Sweetheart! You've just eaten all the catmint!"
Jayfeather hissed, and whipped his head over to the direction of the voice.
"What's going on?" he demanded.
"I collected a ton of catmint, and Sweetheart ate it all!" Frostedflake wailed.
"You're in MarshmallowfluffClan right?" Puddleshine asked.
He nodded.
"Good, then maybe you can all die, and everything will go back to normal."
"Puddleshine!" Alderheart gasped, "That was so rude."
"I'm sorry, it's just that, with the moonpool being frozen over, I'm feeling a bit agitated."
"I think we all are," Willowshine sighed.
"Let's gather all of the heaviest cats, hopefully this will work," Jayfeather relented with a sigh.
Soon, Graystripe, Bumblestripe, Heavystep, Mousewhisker, Swallowtail, and all the Tigerclones were standing around, waiting for instructions.
"Ready when you are, just give us the go ahead," Graystripe meowed.
"Alright, on three, I want you all to jump onto the moonpool at the same time."
"What if we fall through the ice and drown like Flametail?" Tigerstar gasped.
"I don't know why you're so worried, you have nine lives, the rest of us only have one," Heavystep pointed out.
"You're right!" Tigerstar gasped, turning to the medicine cats, "I don't want my daughter to be involved in this."
"But Tigerstar, she's one of the buffest cats in HalfclanClan!" Puddleshine exclaimed.
"It's okay, I can do it," she meowed.
"Fine," Tigerstar sighed, "But if anything happens, HalfclanClan is closing their borders FOREVER!"
"Alright everyone, in three...two...one!"