"Well, this is boring," Skystar remarked with a sigh, it had been moons, and still no one had killed anyone.

"If you hate it so much, why don't you just go to The Dark Forest!" Onestar snarled.

"You know what? I think I just might."

"Yeah, me too," Tornear meowed, coming to stand beside the pale grey tom, "All the cool cats are in the Dark Forest anyway."

"What aboot me, eh?" Ryestalk asked, looking offended.

Tornear opened his mouth to reply, when Bluestar cut him off, by letting out a demonic screech.

"Only brown tabbies go to the Dark Forest! So you're not allowed!"

"But what about Darkstripe, Thistleclaw, and Mapleshade, and all the other cats who aren't brown tabbies?" Firestar asked.

"They were in there before this rule got put into effect," Bluestar explained.

"Wait, if all brown tabbies are going to the Dark Forest, why is he still here?" Webfoot growled, flicking his tail in Onestar's direction.

"The Dark Forest is too good for him!" Tornear huffed, "He should be in the other place with his son, Dirttail."

"First of all, it's Darktail, and second of all, why are you being all aggro Tornear?"

"Because, you're ugly," Webfoot snorted.

Weaselfur nodded, "And you smell!"

"What the heck Weaselfur," Onestar gasped, "I'm more than likely your father!"

"Like that means anything to you," Weaselfur muttered, rolling his eyes.

"Come on let's not fight, we have to get along, we're the nice guys, that's why we're in StarClan, eh," Ryestalk meowed.

"I don't see why you're not more upset about this, Ryestalk, I mean, your littermates, mate, and son were all thrown into the Dark Forest," Palebird meowed.

"Eh," remarked the grey tabby she-cat.

"Well, they're probably having a lot more fun than we are now," Skystar huffed, before storming off to go pout in a corner.

Meanwhile, in the Dark Forest...

"Just admit it, I'm the best medicine cat to ever live!" Mudfur cried.

"As if!" Barkface spat, "You didn't even start life as a medicine cat, and you had a mate and kits."

"Neither did I, and cats still remember me more than you," Littlecloud spat.

"Is it just me, or do those guys seem really aggressive and out of character all the suddenly?" Shrewclaw asked.

Mudclaw nodded.

"Yeah, I think the Dark Forest is making them evil! Like the longer they stay here, the more evil they get!" he gasped, "We need to reinstate the Warrior Code!"

Shrewclaw shook his head.

"No way! I've waited my whole life for Barkface to stop being such an L 7 weenie, and that time is now!"

"Wait a minute, if The Dark Forest is making cats more evil, then why aren't you two affected?" Ivytail asked, narrowing her eyes, as Leafpool went to go join the argument about who the best medicine cat was.

"Because, we're already fox-hearts, duh," Shrewclaw meowed, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, what are doing here anyway, you smelly ShadowClan cat?" Mudclaw snarled, flexing his claws.

"We're all Dark Forest cats now, we're all in the same clan," Ivytail hissed.

"As if! There's no way I'm being clanmates with a smelly ShadowClan cat," Shrewclaw shuddered.

Mudclaw nodded.

"Yeah, you guys are total fox-hearts."

"Oh? We're the fox-hearts? What about WindClan denying us herbs!"

"You weren't even alive then, and neither were we, however, I was alive when ShadowClan was being all rude and trying to kick us out of our territory and stuff," Mudclaw growled with his fur bristling.

"Come on guys! Can't we all just get along?" Crookedstar asked.

"NO!" everyone else shouted in unison.

Meanwhile by the moonpool...

"I just had a vision!" Halfclanwing exclaimed, "The moonpool is going to thaw out in one moon!"

"Oh, because your visions have worked out so well in the past," Jayfeather meowed, rolling his eyes.

"Doesn't listen to him, Goosefeather Jr, I believe your visions," Frecklespeckle meowed.

"Speaking of visions, this weird Hollyleaf cat keeps trying to contact me in my dreams," Stickkit meowed.

Frostedflake gasped.

"SAME but it's this cat named Mudclaw!"

"Hollyleaf has also being contacting me!" Sweetheart gasped, before swallowing a whole paw full of catmint to calm herself down.

"Wait a minute?" Jayfeather narrowed his eyes, "How long as Hollyleaf been contacting you?"

"About 30 moons now I guess, I don't know how to count," Stickkit meowed.

"You're telling me that a StarClan cat has been contacting you this whole time, and you didn't tell me!" Jayfeather growled, as he started foaming at the mouth.

"Oh my StarClan, he's rabid, run!" Frostedflake gasped, all the other medicine cats ran after him, hoping that Jayfeather wouldn't catch them.