Wine, Swine and Valentine
A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Author's note: I do not own Hellsing
One part of the Mass that Enrico found disgusting was the fact that a whole bunch of strangers lined up to drink cheap wine off of the same cup. It may be the Blood of Christ, but it was still disgusting. Thanks goodness he had his own personal chalice for Mass. The next person stepped up to take a sip and Enrico nearly dropped the cup.
*Flashback to the Valentines' Day before Sunday*
Walter walked into Integra's office holding a small read envelope. "This is addressed to you, sir."
"Who is it from?"
"It doesn't say. There is also no return address."
"Open the letter, Seras."
"Uuuummmm okay."
In the envelope there was a card with a cartoon pig on it holding a big red heart. Seras gushed "It's so cute!" Integra who didn't even bother to look up from her computer said coolly "What does it say?" When Seras read the small poem she turned red. "It says:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm glad you ain't mine
You Protestant swine
There was complete silence in the office. For a minute no one said a word. Walter and Seras' faces were one of complete shock, while Integra's showed mild annoyance. "It looks like I had better find a suit for Sunday Mass" as she walked out the office. Walter held out a box of chocolates to Sera, "I completely forgot about these".
*Fast forward to Sunday Mass*
"I got your cute little card, Maxwell"
"I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Integra took the cup of wine that Enrico was holding and spilled it contents over his head. Then she took the card from her pocket and shoved it roughly into Enrico's mouth, lastly she gave him a solid punch to the stomach for good measure. And as she was leaving, she said "Seras says thanks for the chocolates."