This is my first attempt to write a little story about Red vs Blue. This is actually a RP that me and my sister are doing and i thought it was kind of good..? I don't know xD So here's the story!

Summary: He heard a story about that idiot... Something like gunshot in the head and memory lost? He didn't knew the whole story or if this really Happened to the guy, but he had to do something. (...) After finding a computer, or kind of a computer, he got in and looked into all the information that he could find! But something went wrong... In a big flash of light, Church got knocked out!

~ I do not own these characters, they all belongs to Rooster Teeth! :)

"After some time of thinking in the middle of the fucking hallway, deciding that she fucking didn't care anymore, for the rest of the day, she would stay in her room to sleep this bullshit away...

But first...

Shower!"

After the shower, she got back to her room and try to find some clothes. Fuck! Only girl clothes... Wait.. Oh right, he was still a women... She chose a random pyjamas and put it on. When she was fully dressed, after trying to figure out how a girl was able to deal with a bra, she turned off the lights and fell in her bed, on her back, but couldn't sleep at all...

Theta appeared to the left side of Church and go sit down on her chest, worried "I really wish I could help, but I don't think what North used on me, will work on you..."

Church sight loudly and roll her eyes "I don't think either... And anyway, it wasn't only for you, it was for himself too. Besides, everybody knew that, between you and North, you both were afraid of the dark.. But its kind of weird.. I feel, lonely..."

Delta also appeared, but beside Theta "May i suggest something?"

Church looked at him with a tired face "What?"

"Mr. Caboose did said that you were always..."

Church cut him off rather quickly, and sit up in a flash with a, almost, horrifying expression "NO! No, no, no...! Please stop talking..!"

Theta and Delta fell on Church's lap and stood up looking at her "Why do you react so strongly against that idea?"

Omega appeared behind the two other Fragments, laughing a bit "You could always just go on a killing spree..."

"...! Shut up Omega..." Church said in a rather desperate tone. She then push the fragments away from her lap, stood up and decided to go to the kitchen to take a glass of water.

She was suddenly very thirsty.. Weird..!

Omega laughed softly, following her in the kitchen along with all the others "But you were thinking about it..."

Theta hides behind Delta, scared, while Delta tried to calm him down. Sigma sight and got beside Church's left side while she took a cup "Perhaps, a more subtle approach will be better?" Gamma suddenly got to the right side of Church to add "Learning this new place could be better."

Omega roll his eyes and cross his arms, now sitting on the edge of the sink when Church turn the handles of the sink to fill her cup with water "Still, I like my idea better..."

She sight and roll her eyes when another sound was heard making all of her Fragment disappear "Church?" Someone walked in the kitchen and stopped right behind Church making her jump and drop her glass of water on the floor and break it! She turned to face the person who just interrupted her little conversation "W-Wash..? Uuh.. Hi!?" ... "Hi? Really?" She thought and wanted to face palm herself... She was now alone with Wash.

"Sorry to scare you." He laugh a little "Am I that ugly?" Wash said walking towards the fridge to take two beer, then look at her "You know, staying alone isn't the best idea... Well, as alone as anyone can be with several fragments."

"I-i don't know what you're talking about..." She turned her back on him, bend down and start to clean her mess.

Wash raised an eyebrow at Church and frowned "Lea, don't try this with me. I can see that your scared and confused. You can't stay alone like this. I even hid all the guns, just to be sure, because I know you. We're here for you. Don't push us away."

Church stood up and turn to Wash, talking a bit loud "And what do you expect me to do... Go see Caboose again..!?" "Wait... What did i just said?!" Where the hell that was coming from...? Seriously, what was going on between her and Caboose!? That was killing her that nobody wanted to tell her or just her fragments not wanting(Or not daring...) to tell her! Well, Omega seemed to knew since he was always laughing and it looks like he was having a lot of fun...

Wash shrugged "Well, he did helped you a lot. He's a great listener. It could always help. That or I could get Doc.?" She turned to him and shook her head "No.. I think she needs rest! With that balloon of her's i don't think it's a good idea to make her come here..." She finished cleaning up her mess, go back to take another glass of water, looked down at the floor, sight and whisper to herself "What do i do..."

Wash sight and put the beers down on the table "Look, maybe just a walk around the base could help. You don't even need to change. Just take some fresh air. Caboose is inside and I'll be outside with Donut. Just call anyone if you need it. Alright?"

"Alright...!" Church put down the glass, looked at Wash a smile a bit, but not the good kind of smile.. At least she thought.. Then she sighted and got back to her room. When she closed the door, she just sit on the floor, her back on the wall, knees to her chest and wondering why life was such a fucking bitch to him...!? Seriously, why was this happening? There must be a logical explanation for this... Right!? Delta appeared and hesitated to talk, but after some seconds, he decided that she needed to know "According to my research informations, you and Mr. Caboose are not exactly normal friends!" Church turned to the source of the voice, confused, just to see the glowing green fragment "The fuck are you talking about!?"

Omega started laughing silently and almost diabolically "You are close to him... very, physically close..."

Sigma appeared in front of her "The way you were feeling, was probably because of everything that happened between you and him".

"You have got to be kidding me..." Church face palm herself! Delta shook his head "No, i am not! And if i read more, you developed some kind of strong feelings for him, but he does not!... Yet!" Omega appeared beside Delta "Or does he!?" Started laughing like a maniac.

She completely froze. A feeling of horror passed through her as she tried not to throw up everywhere..! It took her a few moment but after calming down her stomach she said "So, you are telling me, that me and Caboose, are fuck friends and best friends, but i fell in love with him..!?" She turned to Delta "It is what i found!" The green fragment only shrugged. She suddenly made an even more disgusted face and started having feelings of horror from the info she, obviously, didn't wanted to know! Well... That explains the feelings she had earlier... NO! It couldn't be..

"Ho, the irony! Hahahahaha!" Omega was laughing his holographic lungs out, almost rolling on the ground! Sigma got beside Delta and grin a bit "We could use this to our advantage."

"Don't you fucking dare!" Church looked at Sigma... He backed away "It was simply an idea, to get more information. You won't need to get physically close to him, simply talk."

"And then kiss him before putting a bullet in your head... hmhmhm..." She turned to face the very quiet, yet very scary voice "Shut the fuck up, Omega!"

"... I should have stayed quiet about this... I think it is time for me to shut down for the night..." Delta disappeared.

"That means, there's some chances he will come in my room at night... Or, during the day, will... God dammit..." She hit the wall with her head and whimpered lowly.

"Or he will just wait for you...?" Church looked at the little violet and blue fragment who just spoke and reply with an exasperated sight "Well... If he is waiting for me, he will wait for a fucking long time!" Theta waited a second before adding "If you already did it with him, he will need some explanation to understand why you can't, now..." Sigma almost pushed Theta away to speak "Who knows, maybe he will believe you and help you." Church roll her eyes again and make a desperate sight "As if... And next time you push Theta like this, i will make you regret it..!"

Delta came back and try to make another suggestion, hopefully a better one "... If you think about it.. It can be a new experience for you!? Since you are, now, a female instead of a male..!" Theta nodded and jumped beside Delta "It could help you understand Tex better!" Omega snorted and grinned "It will make you less dumb when it's about girls..."

"You could almost already consider yourself a women, anyway, since you scream like one!"

"... Fuck you Omega... You too Gamma!" For a moment, though, she started to consider Theta's and Delta's suggestions, but shake her head "I can't believe i was thinking about, actually, doing it..." Theta go sit on her right shoulder "You know, just trying to understand your own body, it will be a big step. No need to go see the others right now..."

Church turned her head towards the smaller fragment and asked "And how do you want me to do that?" Theta looked down and tried to find a way, but couldn't so he just shrugged "... I don't know..."

Eta started to jump in place "Oh, Oh! Check yourself out in the mirror?" Iota hid behind Delta from the sudden outburst of Eta "You spend too much time with Tucker..."

Church snorted "... Yeah.. Not gonna happen!"

Delta approach Church and also sit on her shoulder, but on the left "There is still the suggestion to go see Mr. Caboose..."

Church looked at Delta and almost stopped breathing for a minute, then she shook her head before hitting the wall behind her again. "If you tell him that you just want to talk, it could help...?" Church turn to the one who spoke "I already talked to him! Theta.."

Delta shrugged "Well, maybe you still need to!"

Church thought for a moment but she had no idea if she should talk to him, just tell him that she can't sleep or just let it go and stay up all night until she collapse? "I... I don't know..." Theta jumped and land on Church's right knee and look up at her "Well... what do you have to lose?" Iota got beside Theta, on Church's left knee "Sometimes, you just need someone to listen!" Delta nodded "Or to be with! No need for anything else!"

Church sight and gave up trying to find another solution "I hate you guys.." She stood up, making them fall again, and get out of her room, her fragments are maybe right about this.. But what will happen when she'll get in Caboose's room? She was scared to find out honestly.. While she walked, she thought "Why am i doing this..?" She stopped in front of Caboose's door, hesitated for a moment, but after some time she knocked.

She heard some noise inside, then someone cursing before the door opened revealing a half-asleep Caboose "Hey, you need something?" He look at her with concern. Church hesitated, she didn't wanted to be in his room... But in the same time, she felt like her whole body was deciding for her "I... I just need... I can't sleep..!" She finally said looking at the floor. Caboose made a warm smile and open his door so she could come in "Do you want to talk?" Church walked in slowly and shook her head "No... I'm.. I just want to sleep, but in my room, i don't know.. I can't..." Caboose looked at her worried but smiled "Alright... well, you can take my bed. I'll be drawing until you're asleep. If it's okay with you?"

Church nodded and just go take a place in his bed, feeling very uncomfortable but comfortable at the same time..! Caboose just sit down on the floor, his back on the bed, and start sketching, waiting for her to sleep. After only five or ten minutes, she was already asleep! Caboose stood up and cover her with the white blanket and take out a sleeping bag, before closing the light and go to sleep.

So, here's the second chapter! Hope you liked it :3