Doctor Feelgood.
"Doctor doctor, please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Doctor doctor, please oh, the mess I'm in (…)"– UFO "Docto, doctor".
Warnings: cheesy doctor jokes.
Timing: my very own Beauty of the Beast Prime timeline.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Transformers Prime © Hasbro. Story's plot and OC's © me. There may be some OC's that aren't mine – they belong to their respective creators.
The Pain Killer.
oOo
Nemesis. Shortly after Megatron's recovery from coma. Knockout's infirmary.
There were bad days and there were epically bad days. This was the second kind. And for once it wasn't Autobots' fault. It was just stupid accident in a mine. An accident during Lord Megatron's visitation…
As a result he had now one injured Decepticon Tyrant on his medical berth. All because of the fact that energon mining is an underground business (except for strip mines but that was out of the question on Earth) and that means occasional pocket of gas. And flammable gas in enclosed underground setting is not just hazardous; it is simply something bad waiting to happen. And it happened. Luckily there was no energon involved in the explosion or else it would be a massacre. But one of the drills didn't survive and its parts were stuck in Megatron. Namely in his left side.
Knockout sighed. This was not how he planned on spending his time.
"Lord Megatron, would you care for some anaesthetics before I start?" Knockout asked eyeing the debris in Megatron's armour. It looked rather painful despite the fact that the plates were very thick.
"I can manage without it, but I would recommend it for you, Doctor." The Decepticon Lord replied and Knockout wasn't sure if the ex-Gladiator was joking or was serious.
TBC.
Yeah, this happens in the 1st season. The original joke is a dentist joke involving a boxer and pulling teeth, but I've changed it to fit the situation.