Doctor Feelgood.
"Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin'you (…)"– Robert Palmer "Bad case of lovin' you".
Warnings: cheesy doctor jokes.
Timing: my very own Beauty of the Beast Prime timeline.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Transformers Prime © Hasbro. Story's plot and OC's © me. There may be some OC's that aren't mine – they belong to their respective creators.
Temper.
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Nemesis. Knockout's infirmary.
It wasn't common occurrence to find Lord Megatron, Warlord and One True Lord and Master of all Decepticons, in infirmary as a patient. It happened, he was a Cybertronian after all, but rarely, mostly when he was wounded and even then it had to be something serious. One thing Knockout had to admit about Megatron is that the mech was not hypochondriac.
But seeing Lord Megatron being almost dragged to the infirmary by Starscream of all people was not something Knockout would expect. If asked he'd say that he would sooner expect to catch Soundwave performing 'Singin' in the Rain' in actual rain and with an umbrella, using his own voice and not an original recording from the movie. And yet here they were.
Somehow Starscream managed to convince, force or beg (or perhaps all three) Megatron to actually go to the doctor. The Air Commander was strangely dutiful lately, most people believed that he just felt threatened by return of Shockwave, especially that everyone knew that Shockwave was Megatron's true Second in Command and Starscream was just a stand in with Soundwave being trusted TIC regardless of who was the SIC. But Starscream was still the Air Commander and he believed that it meant that he was competent enough to be the SIC. Megatron remained silent about it so far.
Knockout didn't want to think about the high command inner politics, it didn't seem to be healthy situation. He just did what he was asked and scanned Lord Megatron.
"Lord Megatron, the scans are clear, you do not have any physical illness." Knockout said putting the scanner away. "It seems to me that your symptoms are caused by excessive stress. You need to rest and relax."
"See Master? See?" Starscream screeched in his most rasping voice. "I keep on telling you the exact same thing hundreds of times a day!"
TBC.
It happens between "Beauty of the Beast" and "Hammerhead".
It was meant to be the last chapter, but I have found two more jokes that are fit for Knockout.