Author note: Hi! guys! Okay, so I know it's been a while since I've updated. It's just i've been having writers block and I suddenly couldn't figure out how to continue the story. I've been deciding if I should start doing a time skip, so after this chapter I think I might put a time skip to Iruka in the academy as a student or just do a whole time skip to when Kyuubi attack and go from then on. I'll put this on polls so you guys can vote.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto that belongs to someone else. I only own my oc's

I stared up at the sky wondering just how in the world was this my life? Something I've been asking for a rather long time. how can this be my life when I don't even understand why i'm here in the first place?

Iruka was a teacher

I was a teacher, a history teacher at that.

He on the other hand was a Ninja teacher.

Iruka was male and a kind person, he cared about his students deeply and wanted the best for them.

I on the other hand was sadistic teacher that threaten my students with more homework, did I want the best for them? Sure, I did! I mean what teacher wouldn't? Did I care deeply about them? Well... depends on the situation. I mean after all the shit they pulled on me, that's a valid reason to say: depends on the situation. I did care about them but to an extent,those i cared about deeply was because, they were willing to listen.

Something was going to go wrong, I could just feel it, and it was not going to be pretty when whatever the storm was brewing hit.

If Iruka was female this mean a few changes were going to be made or none at all.

But what happens when a Female reincarnation of a previous teacher becomes Iruka? Tobi was not a twin, that much I was sure. If I remembered correctly when a student ended up ranting on about naruto was that Tobi was a villian and that he murdered his own clan, just because he was an orphan and was treated horribly.

The only clan I know that were killed where the Uchiha's.

Tobi here wasn't an orphan, at least not yet.

So what happened to Obito...? Was he killed during the war or... was he not supposed to be born...?

Was my being what made this little change here? If so what other changes are going to happen? Would one of the rookie nine not show up? or would one of them also be a different charater or born early? Would they have a sibling that wasn't there before?

Or would I fail as a teacher and end up making them quit training to be a ninja?

There was so much endless possibilities; that this little change could go wrong and oh so right.

Sighing I closed the book where I've written my notes on and laid back into bed staring at the ceiling. "So what's a little girl like you hiding behind a facade for?" Miyue words haunted me. Curling to my left side I looked out the window. The human brain could only handle so much information before it disappears completely. Just how much time do I have left?

Closing my eyes I couldn't help, but feel irritated as my left eye ache with pain, like it was being stabbed.

"Kick higher!" She shouted, gritting my teeth I fell back into position. I focused my eyes on Miyu-sensei. Urg, I've never felt horrible for calling someone teacher before, i'm disappointed in myself. Dodge! you idiot! My conscious screamed as Miyu aimed a strike at me with her fist.

I dodged, sometimes the better way in life is to dodge and do nothing while the other person strikes until they can't, that's when you strike. "Hmm? Whats this?" Miyu asked, making me flinch at the tone of her voice. "Scared?"she said, mockingly. "What a petty thing, especially when you can't strike!"

I leaped out of the way, dodging the senbon's that were once again thrown at me. Glaring at her, I looked at my surroundings before leaping out of the way again and took two fans that were waiting to be taken out from my wrists.

This is the last time, I will ever want to fight with senbons and fans! I thought, as I ran towards her no longer avoiding the fight. I can't believe, I asked her to teach me how to fight with senbons and fans! My fault for wanting to at least fight like avatar the last airbender. This is worse then obaa-san teaching me how to fight with a bow staff! or the time when a friend of mine who was enrolling into the police academy offered to teach me how to use tonfa's

Doesn't help that his father was also a martial artist.

I jumped to kick her, but grabbing my swung me around and was about to throw me, before I kicked her with my other leg. Letting go of me, I flipped and landed on my feet, crouch down. I waited for her to say something or show me a signal to continue.

"Alright that's enough for today." My obaa-san said, walking towards the training area with Obito, who stared wide eyed at us.

"I guess your right." Miyu said, rubbing the bridge of her nose. "We've been training since morning." She stood up her hand on her back, looking at me with a stare that sent shivers down my back. "Which means we'll be medatating later on." The way she said it meant no arguments were to be made. Sighing I nodded and walked towards obito who handed me a towel, it's been two weeks since we came to live with Miyu-san and her grandson's. Two weeks of pure torture for me, who ever said old ladies were push over's and sweet, nice and cuddly could go die in a ditch for all I cared.

Which reminds me's. "Ne, Obito." I said. He looks at me humming. "What is it Ruka-chan?"

"Have you ever prank anybody?" I asked, After two weeks and Mizuki no where insight; meant I was bored and couldn't do my experiments with chemical reactions. After all I needed a alibi and a sacrifice to get out of trouble and I couldn't use Obito because no one would believe he did it. Obito might be a tad slow, but he isn't stupid. I thought, before smirking. Plus, there's more ways then one to be a good ninja in training.

"Uhm... Kind of." He said, rubbing his neck. Not looking at me, which means he is a prankster. Smirking I put an arm around him. "Well that's good enough for me, so here the plan." I pulled him down to whisper into his ear. His eyes widen at the plan, it was absolutely brilliant and totally suicidal!

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Let it never be said I was not not viscous when I wanted revenge on someone.

My students, heck even my co-workers knew, that making me angry, would result in painful screams and cold glares. By angry screams, I mean viciously tearing them down. Luckily none of my students had to ever endure such a thing from me, the only reason they knew...

I always hate microphones... and blow horns

But not today!

Well, no I still hate microphones...

I also dislike people treating kids horribly and unfairly accuse them of something that they didn't do...

I had the unfortunate day to see the lady that runs the orphanage treat a girl barely five! Horribly... I've been discreetly stalking the orphanage ever since...

So what better way to intact revenge on such a lady, then to ruin her office and annoy her to death?

It was the day I met and made my new best friend in a purple haired girl...

I would soon regret making friends with her; ESPECIALLY, when we decided to get drunk together.

Okay, Like I said this really short, but it's better than nothing!

I need idea's, help please.

I will be putting up the poll and it'll be up until sometime next month? Please note, that once the poll has been decided I might be taking this chapter off, ans re-posting it with a better way to continue.

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