Author's Note:

I have so much fun writing this story, lol. I hope I can keep it going for like a few more good chapters.

So, more fun facts, (this goes out to the shippers) Prussia tries constantly to get Austria naked. Prussia has also asked Italy out once and called him cute several times on his blog. Fun if you're into any of those ships. If you want links to this stuff just PM me or something.

Also, Nyo!Italy's name is Daisy.

Luciano's POV

"Back in Italy. Might as well have as much fun as we can, I guess. We already know the way back home along with Viktor and Wang Zao, they could just relay the message to the others." Luciano told Kuro.

"Now we wait for Lutz." Kuro sighed.

"What's your problem, ever since we came here you've been acting different. Cheer up, cunt." Luciano flicked him on the forehead.

"My apologies." Kuro said.

"There you guys are!" They heard Klaus say loudly. Lutz was next to him.

"Yes, here we are!" Luciano gave fake enthusiasm. "Why is he here? He'll just ruin everything!"

"I can hear you." Klaus grumbled.

"Well we're going to say hi to my Italy so if you fuck up in any way, I'm throwing you in the river!"

"What's with this sudden talk of a river? Is there even a river nearby?" Kuro looked around.

Once at the house, they were all disappointed to see that it seemed like no one was home. Luciano picked the lock and went inside like he owned the place. Which he technically did.

"Guess we'll just make ourselves at home until they return."

"Veneziano? Is that you, ya bastard? About time! You never leave that potato bastard's side I'm surprised you didn't stay the night with him." They heard some guy grumble. Luciano smiled widely.

Romano stepped into the room and gasped in horror at what he saw.

"Who are you and why are you in my house, damn it!?"

"We're your counterparts." Luciano bowed. "I'm your brother. That's Japan, Germany, and, uh, I'm not sure anymore."

"Prussia!"

"Yeah, a dead country, move on already."

"Oh yeah, you guys are just the bastardized versions of us. Came here looking for a challenge and found nothing fun. How stupid. Go fuck yourselves." Romano stuck his tongue out then turned to leave the room but the phone rang. He answered it angrily. "What do you m- Bastard, they're already here! What? Damn it, Spain needs to get here, now!" Romano slammed the phone down.

"What was that?" Luciano asked.

"My stupid brother isn't coming. He's staying with potato bastard until you bastards leave! So leave, damn it!" Romano pointed to the door.

"But I came all this way." Luciano whined. "Why don't we just make him come?"

"Whatever, leave me out of this." Romano shook his head.

"Lutz, get him." Luciano instructed. Lutz nodded and grabbed the other Italian with ease, slinging him over his shoulder like he was nothing.

"What? SPAIN! YOU BASTARD! COME HERE! SAVE ME, DAMN IT!"

"Shh now." Luciano smiled, patting his head. "We're going to have fun until your brother comes."

"I don't want any of the fun you're offering!" Romano began to hit Lutz's back as hard he could.

"I'm not offering it." Luciano laughed. "I'm giving it to you whether you want it or not." He suddenly looked pissed off, an intimidating aura surrounding him. Romano trembled.

"Scary..." He whimpered.

"Let's go, boys." Luciano said, beginning to leave the house.

"Yes, sir!" Kuro said.

"You guys really are his bitches, it wasn't an exaggeration at all." Klaus said with disgust. He did follow them, though.

Italy's POV

"Romano said that they were there already, do you think he's okay?" Italy asked Germany.

"I'm not sure." Germany replied.

"We should go check on him." Italy said.

"That's too dangerous. Also, didn't I hear him mention Spain? Maybe that fool will help him." Germany looked at some papers on his desk.

"I hope so. I don't want big brother Romano to get hurt because of me..." Italy looked down, a sad expression on his face. Germany sighed. If Prussia were in his situation, he'd be just as worried.

"We can call again, if it helps." Germany suggested.

"But knowing him, he won't answer out of anger. But him not answering could also mean he's in trouble. We just don't know for sure." Italy said.

Germany sighed again. "Fine. We'll go." He stood up. "Be sure to get ready to defend yourself."

"Yes!" Italy pulled out a white flag.

"Whatever." Germany marched out his office, Italy in tow.

Alice's POV

"Don't be mean to him, Oliver. He's trying his best." Alice scolded the other man. He was unscrewing the nails on the chandelier in the living room. "I said, don't be mean to him."

"Oh come on, me and you both know he's a disgrace to our name." Oliver snapped. "You should be encouraging me."

"Arthur may be a disgrace but he is still one of us." Alice rolled her eyes.

"Oh, jerk England! I'm back from my trip!" A little boy's voice suddenly yelled from down the hall in England's house. Oliver looked at Alice deviously.

"Who might this be?" He asked.

"Don't. You. Dare." Alice threatened.

"This would really wound Arthur, I'm sure." Oliver laughed.

Sealand came running into the room, looking around. "Where is England?" He asked Oliver.

"Hello, love. What is your name?" Oliver smiled sweetly, crouching down to his level.

"I'm Sealand, the smallest country in the world! And yes, I'm a country!" Sealand replied happily.

"Would you like a cupcake?" Oliver lifted one from nowhere.

"Would I?" Sealand gasped happily, taking it from him.

"PETER, NO!" Alice yelled. She stood up quickly and ran into the mirror, the entire area suddenly freezing. The living room was also gone, all Oliver saw was blue. No walls, no floors, just blue. Yet he was still standing perfectly fine. And Sealand was nowhere to be seen.

"Oh, dear." Oliver sighed, observing his surroundings. "I forgot you're the best out of all of us with magic. Though I don't use it much, don't see a need to."

"Rubbish!" Alice hissed. "You're the one interfering with the portals to prevent everyone from going home and staying there." There goes her 'Don't tell him' rule. Way to go.

"Did you not hear what I just said, love? I don't use magic. At least, not like that." Oliver looked around. "Where are we?"

"We're in the between." Alice straightened herself out. "The border between this world and mine. It was the only way to stop you from hurting an innocent child!"

"He's a country, not like it would have killed him." Oliver grinned.

"You're a real wanker! Why do you want to try so badly to hurt Arthur, he's done nothing to you!"

"I'm bored, Alice. I'm not a good guy in the least." Oliver winked. "Do you even know who you're talking to?"

"I will not let you hurt Peter. You will stay here until you've learned your lesson." Alice turned and walked away, vanishing in thin air. Oliver pouted.

Alice was back in her world and she turned to the mirror to glimpse at Sealand. She gasped in horror when she saw he still had the cupcake. Before she could stop him, he took a big bite.

"Mmm, this is good!" Sealand said. "Uh, where did he go?" He asked Alice.

"Peter..." Alice muttered. Nothing bad was happening to him, maybe the cupcake wasn't poisoned? Sounds like Oliver to screw with her head like that. Suddenly Sealand started coughing and he fell to the floor, gasping for air.

"I can't... breath..."

Alice looked around and closed her eyes. 'Please don't let this have consequences.' She stood up and stepped through the mirror and into the other world. She carefully picked Sealand up and went back to her dimension through the mirror. "I'm going to get you healed up as fast as I can, I promise."

England's POV

"America! America, open this bloody door right now or else!" England yelled.

"England, bro, it's like five in the morning, what are you doing?" America answered the door tiredly.

"What? It's five in the bloody afternoon!" England snapped. "What the hell are you still asleep for?"

"Why are you getting on my back so much, bro?" America asked.

"I, uh, I..." England blushed. He fiddled with his hands. "I heard that you were hurt so I... went to check on you... But now I see that there's nothing to worry about, good day."

"What, where did you hear that I was hurt?" America asked.

"My counterpart, he said you were attacked."

"Oh, I wasn't the one attacked. But that's resolved, now." America replied.

"What? How?"

"Stop asking so many questions." America whined.

"America. Tell me. Now."

"The Negan wannabe-looking version of me attacked Japan so he stayed here for a couple nights and I didn't want you coming here being all nosy like this so I lied on the phone." America sighed.

"What do you mean he attacked him? You can't just hide information like this from me! I'm trying to fix this and-" He stopped when America snored loudly. England snapped his fingers in front of his face and America jolted back awake.

"I'm sorry, what? Are you done?"

"You idiot." England grumbled. He turned around and angrily stomped away.

China's POV

He nervously picked up the gun and gulped, staring at all the people watching. The buff man in front of him was screaming obscenities that he didn't care to pay attention to. He shakily pointed it at himself and closed his eyes, pulling the trigger. Click. Nothing happened.

"Oh thank-"

"Damn it, DIE! I PUT MY MONEY ON YOU!" Some lady screeched. China shot her a glare as he slid the gun across the table to the buff guy.

The buff guy immediately pointed it to his head. "FOR NARNIA!" He pulled the trigger. Nothing happened.

Everyone cheered.

"You're all ASSHOLES!" China yelled to the audience. Someone threw a bottle at him and he dodged it. He took the gun from the buff guy and again, shakily pointed it at himself. 'Give me the strength to pull this trigger.' He thought. He very slowly pulled it, breathing with relief when it he heard another click. This is getting close.

The buff guy took the gun and pulled the trigger again with no hesitation. Does this guy have a death wish?

"Let's get this over with." China sighed. This was now a 50/50 chance. He closed his eyes again and right when he pulled the trigger, someone from the audience reached over and impatiently shook the table.

"CAN SOMEONE DIE ALREADY?!" They screamed. The table bumped into China's arm, moving the barrel to the side as he pulled the trigger. It went off and grazed the side of his head.

"Damn it!" China screeched in pain, dropping the gun and immediately pressing his hands against the wound.

"Cheater!" The guy who shoved the table said.

"You son of bitch, I'll SHOW YOU CHEATING!" China yelled at him, picking the table up and throwing it at him.

"Am I really the bad one here?" Wang Zao asked himself, sipping a drink like this was none of his business.

England's POV

He came back to his house being completely empty of people. The mirror was acting like a normal mirror as well. There was also a cupcake with a bite mark out of it lying in front of the mirror. He picked it up and observed it before concluding that it must be Oliver's and he threw it away. He went back to mirror and summoned Alice, who didn't answer.

"That's odd."

He felt angry thinking of what could have happened while he was gone. He was so worried over the gluttonous idiot that he didn't stop to think of what Oliver would do with or to Alice. He summoned for Alice again and again until his call was finally answered but it wasn't Alice.

It was short girl with cold, dark eyes. She bowed.

"I apologize but Alice is busy. She sent me to tell you to 'go the hell away'." The girl said. Must be Japan.

"What the hell is she busy with? It better be with those portals!"

The girl pulled out a fan and began waving it at him. "Shoo. Shoo. Go away, oni. Begone."

"Show her this." England flipped her off. This Japan was completely unfazed, her expressionless face not wavering.

"Begone." She said again. The call disconnected. It said leave a voicemail.

"What the bloody hell?" England scratched his head in confusion at the message.

Alice's POV

"You can cure him, right?" Alice asked Chun-Yan.

"Yes, but no rushing! Things like these take patience and concentration." Chun-Yan lifted a finger.

"This isn't going to bite us in the ass, is it?" Daisy asked, sitting on a chair nearby. She crossed her legs, observing the scene.

"It might. I mean, if this was little Wendy I don't know what I'd do." Alice said.

"So you care about your male counterpart?" Daisy smirked.

Alice blushed and looked away. "Not at all. I wasn't going to sit back and let a child die."

"Don't worry about it, if some stupid guys try to come in here and do anything we'll just kick all their asses!" Amelia popped up from nowhere, lifting her bat up dramatically.

"Your evil male guy uses a bat, too. So I've heard." Alice told her.

"Nice, we'll have a battle to the DEATH!"

"Absolutely NOT." Alice said. "Go back to your countries, don't you have things to do?"

"Not really." Daisy yawned. Amelia just shook her head.

"Shut up! I'm trying to cure a child, here!" Chun-Yan hissed.

"Sorry." Alice began shoving Amelia and Daisy outside. "You heard her, get out!"

"Man, I've been really itching for some action. Those guys are obviously going to get their asses handed to them. On a silver platter, too. Maybe even gold." Amelia said.

"Maybe." Alice sighed. "But it has nothing to do with us. No going behind my back either and trying to get involved, are we clear?" Daisy and Amelia nodded. "Good." Alice slammed the door.