Author's Note: I did not forget about Francois. A bit of a long chapter, yes.

Nyo!Japan's name is Mameko.

Also, I like to take into consideration about what you guys say, so sometimes I will edit my chapter a bit to satisfy what you like. It's just what I like to do for you guys in exchange for you taking the time to read and leave reviews :)

I was doing some college stuff, hence the big pause. Lol. Story is back on schedule though! Enjoy!

? POV

"Allen, I'm so glad you rescued me." Japan said, trailing his finger along Allen's chest.

"Oh, it's no problem." Allen played with Japan's hair. "Anything for you." He smiled.

"That hot, steamy, sex was so good." Japan also said.

"Yeah it sure w-"

Japan shot up in horror.

"THAT'S A LEWD DREAM!" He slapped Allen awake.

The nation was mumbling in his sleep, saying things like "Oh, yes Japan, I can hit that spot again." or "You want to try bondage? Fuck yeah."

"What? Your clothes are on?" Allen blinked in confusion. He was sleeping in a futon besides Japan's bed.

"Yes, because again, that was a very disgusting dream you were having." Japan said. He softened up when he realized his arm was better. It was still bruised around where the pipe hit his elbow but it was better than having it still broken. He figured it was the same with his leg, too.

"Are you a virgin?" Allen asked.

"Why do you think I'm going to answer that?" Japan rolled over, face extremely red.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with answering. What am I going to do with the info anyway? Jack off?" Allen smirked when he saw Japan cover his ears with a pillow.

"Stop." Japan said. "No."

"No, you aren't a virgin?" Allen gasped.

"No! I mean, that doesn't mean I'm not. But I'm not saying I am. I mean..." Japan groaned and threw his pillow at Allen. "Nothing. I'm going to get something to eat." He got up and left the room. Allen watched him leave.

"Should have him as mine by the end of the day." Allen whistled.

Luciano's POV

"Where the LIMP SHRIMP DICK IS KURO?!" Luciano screamed into the sky. "It's been a whole god damn NIGHT!"

Lutz began to grunt but Luciano covered his mouth.

"Don't. Not in the mood." He growled.

"Boss!" He heard Kuro gasp from somewhere behind.

"Kuro!" Luciano smiled, turning to face his partner. He ran up to him and pulled him into a tight hug. "What took you so long?" He began to squeeze really tight.

"I was a bit tied up..." Kuro gasped. "M-My shoulder!"

"What?" Luciano stopped hugging him and looked at him in shock. "You don't enjoy that?"

"Not really. It isn't healing." Kuro sighed.

"Huh. Wait. Why isn't it healing?" Luciano asked.

"I..." Kuro trailed off.

"Wait a second." Luciano said. "We're human here?!" He looked to Lutz who just shrugged. "Oh, what the FUCK!" He yelled. "Those people, that's why they wanted me here. They wanted to kill me for good. Props to them. But who would have-" Lutz bashed him over the head with his pistol.

"Lutz!" Kuro gasped in horror. "We were supposed to wait until we found Allen." He sighed.

"It's too late. He already knows." Lutz grumbled.

"About us being human. NOT about it being us who lead him here." Kuro crossed his arms.

"... Oops." Lutz shrugged.

"Whatever. Change of plans. Let's get him to America and finish him off there." Kuro sighed. "We can get back to our world faster and show everyone back there that this is what happens when you fuck with us." He lightly punched Lutz's shoulder. They both laughed maniacally as they carried Luciano off into the sunset.

England's POV

"Who's coming over?" He asked Alice, who just stepped into his world.

"Just me and a couple others. Maybe. But me for sure." Alice replied. She held up a mirror. "This mirror will show us the location of every nation."

"Why on earth didn't you use that BEFORE?!" England yelled.

"I JUST created it."

"But you could have created it earlier!"

"No I couldn't, I was working on it and then just now it got finished. Plus it only shows their location." Alice looked away grumpily.

"Well why can't you just hand it to me and then let me use it on my own?"

"Because I don't trust you. You'd probably break it." Alice looked at the mini mirror in her hand. "Back on topic, we should start with the most dangerous."

"Kuro." Mameko suddenly appeared behind Alice.

"What, when did you get here?" England looked at the bigger mirror.

"You must be cautious when approaching my evil self." Mameko warned him. "He is very dangerous, very unstable."

"You mean the one that listens to and follows Luciano around?" England asked. Mameko nodded. England laughed.

"You do not understand." Mameko said. "He is not what he appears."

"Whatever you say." England pat her head. She was so short. Like a child. She gripped his wrist painfully tight and slowly began to twist it.

"I will break it." She said, a threatening look on her face.

"Oh God, LET GO!" England screamed in pain. Alice covered her mouth to hide her laugh.

Mameko released his hand and he rubbed it sadly.

"I'm here with medicine in case anyone gets hurt!" Chun-Yun cheered, coming from nowhere.

"Okay, that's enough!" England stood in front of the mirror. "No more of your kind is allowed to come in here! You three are okay and that's it."

"Fair enough." Alice shrugged. "We can start with Allen since he was the first one in."

"No, we must take care of Kuro, first." Mameko protested.

"Come on, I doubt he's more of a threat than Allen." England rolled his eyes. "Find Allen."

Alice nodded and signaled for Allen to appear on the mirror. A look of shock quickly emerged on her face. "Oh dear..."

"What is it?" England tried to look.

"They're in trouble. And it isn't because of Allen." Alice said.

"I will handle it." Mameko vanished.

Japan and Allen's POV

Japan was bathing in the mini hot spring set up in his backyard. It was a new addition that he was very glad to have put in. He enjoyed the feeling of the hot water and how it felt like it was soothing his old wounds. He closed his eyes and sunk in deeper until the water was just below his nose.

"Hope we got room for one more." Allen's voice made his eyes snap open. He turned and saw the evil nation standing at the entrance, very naked and standing proud. His size made Japan feel intimidated. He moved his hands to cover his crotch in case Allen tried to look.

"Stay away from me and if you so much as even poke me I'm leaving." Japan told him.

"I might just poke you on purpose to get you to stand up." Allen winked before slowly getting in. Japan looked away, a blush appearing on his cheeks.

"I came here to bathe and relax, not be harassed." Japan muttered.

"Fine, fine. You won't even notice I'm here." Allen said. Japan sighed and closed his eyes, going back to relaxing.

"JAPAN! ENGLAND IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS!" Japan's eyes shot open and he saw America, his America from this world, jumping into the hot spring room from the window.

"There is a door right there!" Japan yelled at him.

"'Sup." Allen smiled mischievously.

"Oh shit, Japan don't worry I'll protect you I'm a HERO!" America jumped in the pool and stood in front of Japan. "Shit, this water is hot as balls!"

"It's a hot spring." Allen shrugged.

"You can't hurt my friend anymore, I won't let you!"

"I'm not hurting him, we were just bathing. I actually just saved him from Viktor. Evil Russia." Allen was hoping to stall him until Viktor got here.

"Huh." America looked at Japan, who was covering his face in shame. "Well... Sorry?"

"Why don't you join us? Make this a threesome." Allen winked.

"Oh, nice! A trio is better than a couple!" America snapped his fingers. He crawled out of the tub and was sad at how wet his clothes were. "Do you have anything I could borrow?" He asked Japan.

"You left some clothes the last time you stayed the night. I have them in my closet." Japan replied, still burying his face. America ran off.

"You like him? Doesn't the thought of him being naked excite you?" Allen teased.

"The thought of you going away excites me." Japan finally looked up.

"Oh, you want some alone time?" Allen stood up and Japan turned around quickly, leaning the upper half of his body on the edge of the tub and staring at the wall extremely embarrassed.

"Just get out, I don't want to see you anymore." He shook his head.

Allen stared at his backside, a little disappointed that the water didn't give a clear view of his ass. He shrugged then got out, knowing that he could just come back once Viktor arrived. America came in at that moment with some shorts on and got in the pool.

"I'm not getting in here naked that would just be weird." America told Allen, who stared at him with confusion.

"Okay." Allen grabbed a towel from nearby and left the room. He went back inside the house and decided to get himself some food.

"Japan, dude, you're the only one naked here now and it's weird." America told Japan. The other nation slowly turned around, facing him with a resigned look on his face. America shrugged and began to doggy paddle around.

Allen was leaning on the sink, eating some ice cream when Viktor broke in.

"You fucking moron HOW DARE YOU KNOCK ME-" He paused when he saw that he was naked. "Fuck, you work fast."

"Oh, no, I was in the hot spring." Allen shrugged. "America's in there, too. Just grab him and go."

Viktor turned away. "Fine." He went to the backyard.

"Get me a towel, please." Japan told America.

"Okay." America got up and went to grab a towel but the wall the towels were hanging on was suddenly destroyed by Viktor breaking in. Literally.

"Time for you to die!" Viktor yelled at America, a threatening aura surrounding him.

America screamed.

"You're a hero, America, you can do this!" Japan cheered him on, hoping that would give him some encouragement to fight.

"You're right!" America laughed nervously, backing away. He looked around frantically and decided to pick up a piece of debris to use as a weapon.

Japan quickly got out of the pool, running inside his house and grabbing his katana.

"What are you doing?" Allen blocked the exit.

"Get out of my way, America's in trouble." Japan said.

"What? Why?" Allen asked.

"Your Russia is in there. Move out of the way or else I'll castrate you." Japan hissed. Allen stepped aside. Japan ran into the hot spring and was surprised to see that America was holding off on his own pretty well. Japan figured that he could take this as his chance to sneak up and stab the hostile nation in the back.

He snuck up and right when he was about to stab, Viktor turned and elbowed him directly in the face. He stumbled back in shock, dropping his weapon.

"What?" Viktor looked at him. "Oh wow, good thing I turned around otherwise I'd have been dead m-"

"SURPRISE ATTACK!" America yelled, jumping on his back and wrapping a cord around his neck. Viktor wildly swung his pipe around in alarm, trying to shake America off.

Allen watched all this unfold by the doorway, extremely amused.

Japan felt his nose and groaned when he saw blood on his hand. He noticed Viktor flailing around and stuck his foot out, making him trip and fall out through the hole in the wall. America quickly let go and moved right when Viktor hit the floor. He seemed dead.

"Japan, you okay?" America asked.

"Yes, I'm fine." Japan grabbed his weapon and stood up. He tried to wipe the blood away.

"Here, let me help you." America ran up to him.

"No, no," Japan moved away. "I need to dress myself, first." He said the last part while blushing.

"Oh, uh, sure." America backed off. Allen's blood boiled with jealousy when he saw that.

Japan stepped out of his room in his red jumpsuit and bowed politely. "Thank you for waiting, America."

"You know, I'm still here." Allen cleared his throat. He was also dressed now.

"I would have thought you'd be gone by now." Japan glared at him.

"Hey, you're acting like I had something to do with this." Allen said.

"I am not. I'm acting like how anyone would when someone who kidnapped them in the past tries to suddenly be friendly like nothing happened."

"It's called making amends. Redemption. The character development arc, you know?" Allen put his hands on his hips.

"This weirdo bothering you?" America asked.

Japan stared at Allen for a couple painfully long minutes before sighing and shaking his head. "He's just being a little too clingy. You have to understand, your friends are hostile and for all I know you're probably planning on killing me."

"Oh, yeah, I got it." Allen forced a smile.

"Kolkolkolkolkol..." They suddenly heard. They all turned and saw Viktor standing right there, looking beyond pissed and his scarf moving as if it had a mind of its own.

"SLENDERMAN!" America gasped in horror.

"What?" Japan and Allen said in unison.

"I'm going to kill ALL OF YOU!" Viktor screamed. He lifted his pipe and Allen stood in front of Japan, to which America reacted by standing in front of Allen.

"I have to end this now!" Viktor was suddenly hit from behind and he fell unconscious to the floor, a hole forming in the ground beneath his body. Damn, how much does this bitch weigh?

"I'm going to have to pay for so many repairs." Japan whimpered.

A short girl with black hair stood behind the body, staring at it unamused. She was holding up a kendo, which Japan assumed was the weapon she used to knock the guy out.

"Can we help you?" America asked. "Dude, that chick is so hot. But she kinda looks like she's ten, is that weird?" He whispered to Japan. Japan just looked at him weird.

"I am Japan." The girl said.

"What?" America asked.

"I am Mameko." She bowed. "I am here to help you. It's a good thing I got here when I did." She said. She suddenly reached down and felt Viktor for a pulse. "He isn't dead. We have to leave."

"Well I didn't expect a move like that to kill him." Japan shrugged.

"Why don't I hit you the way I hit him and show you how wrong you are?" Mameko threatened.

"Damn, she's feisty." America whistled.

"You." Mameko suddenly pointed to Allen. "You need to go back to your world."

"What? I don't want to go back, that place sucks." Allen protested.

"Didn't you tell me you wanted to be the leader? They're killing your Italy, aren't they?" Japan reminded him.

"Oh, right!" Allen said.

"What?" Mameko said.

"They're going to kill evil Italy." Japan told her.

"Who is?"

"Uh... I don't know?" Allen shrugged. "But someone is."

"Have them kill him in their world. We don't need another body here." Mameko said. "You should go warn him, he's your comrade."

"Nah, man that's gay." Allen shook his head.

"Like everything you've done here wasn't?" Japan muttered.

"Good one!" America laughed then slapped him over the shoulder.

"Fine let them kill him but after that we have to find them. Whoever 'them' is." Mameko sighed. "Any ideas?"

"We could ask his hoes, Kuro and Lutz." Allen suggested.

Mameko looked really interested. "Kuro. I bet it's him. Come on, we will contact England and find out their location. We must move fast. This Russia might wake up soon." She turned and began to walk away.

"Why don't you ever take charge like that?" America asked Japan.

Japan sighed. This is going to be a very long day.