Author's Note: This story is a masterpiece at work I tell you. I'm gonna publish it, everyone will love it, even me.

Allen's POV

So here he was, Japan locked up in another shed of his, the two having an intense stare down.

"Come here often?" Allen asked, laughing. He already knew the answer. It was yes. Because he never left. He was always here. Because he will never leave. Never. Ever.

"I hate you!" Japan yelled. He tried to lunge at Allen but his arms were chained to the wall. Of course.

"I'm really into bondage." Allen whistled, grabbing his face. "I tried being patient, I'm sick of waiting. I'm sick of playing nice guy."

Japan gulped. "Allen. Listen." He will try what he did the first time. "You love me. I get it now."

Allen tilted his head.

"I was too stubborn to accept it. I guess I was scared, some guy comes in and shows all these... different ways to show his love. How else am I supposed to react? But I get it now. And I have to say, I love you too. I'm sorry for not seeing it sooner." Japan then kissed him. Allen gripped Japan's face tighter, making him open his mouth, and he slid his tongue in.

'God this is so hot.' Allen got a nosebleed.

Japan cringed at the feeling of Allen's blood on his face.

"We'll be together forever." Allen cooed when he pulled away.

"Yes." Japan said, forced. "We will."

America's POV

"Oh, come on! How far could they have gotten? I literally JUST saw them!" He whined. Some hero he was. Wait a second. Random shed in the forest? That could be a sign! He walked by it. This shed could mean there is a town nearby. A town the two must have went to.

China's POV

"Where are we going?!" China asked Anya.

"To play!"

"Ayaaaaaa!"

The two ran smackdad into England and co.

"Oh, finally, some familiar faces! You have no idea the shit I just went through."

"Same here." England said.

"Did you know we die if we're in other worlds? That's insane!" China snatched his hand away from Anya's.

"Anya, how did you get here?" Chun-Yan asked.

"You left your portal open." Anya replied, looking at Alice.

"I did not. I remember closing it." Alice scoffed.

"Then how did I get in?" Anya smiled.

"Well, shit. She got you there. Can we get a move on, now?" Luciano hissed.

"Yes, we can." Alice told him. "Come with us."

"Will China come too?"

"No."

"Then I do not want to."

"Anya... We need to get everything back to normal as soon as possible." Alice said.

"Well maybe not normal is good." Anya said. "I'm tired of everyone being afraid of me as if I'm a threat."

"You ripped someone apart because they stepped on the back of your shoe." Chun-Yan crossed her arms.

"They asked for it."

"Surprise! While you guys were talking I led us to the others! You're bloody welcome." England said. He gestured to where Mameko was now choking Kuro and Lutz was trying to pull her off but to no avail.

"Mameko!" Alice whistled. Mameko looked up. "You can't kill them! There are consequences."

Mameko threw Kuro down.

"Bitch!" Kuro yelled at her.

"Blow me." Mameko said to him before stepping over him to reach the others.

"Well, well, well." Luciano pulled his switchblade out.

"What the FUCK did I say, Luciano?" Alice said.

"I want them dead. Fuck the consequences!" Luciano hissed.

"Maybe we should think about this. If we take them back alive, you can torture them forever and ever." Flavi said.

"You're right. But it's so hard to hold back." Luciano whined.

Flavi pat his shoulder then turned to England and Alice and gave them a thumbs-up.

"Whose side is he on?" Alice asked England. He shrugged.

"I'm not scared. Pain just gets my engine going!" Kuro spat blood.

"Just stop." Lutz sighs.

"Now all we have left is Allen." Alice said.

"Just leave him. He wants to be here, just let him." Luciano waved his hand with dismissal.

"He's terrorizing one of our own." England said.

"I mean, you didn't seem to care all that much when he whisked said 'one of your own' away just ten minutes ago." Luciano said, putting his hands in his pockets.

"America can handle it." England looked away.

"Allen is not the only one left." Anya spoke.

"She speaks!" Chun-Yan said, repeating what I just wrote. Rude.

"Oliver and Francois are dead." Alice said. "They can't be picked up."

"No, not them." Anya shook her head. "My dear brother, Nikolai, he is still out there. Mad. He will want revenge on China for what I did to him."

"What? Why me?!"

"That is just how he is. He will never blame me for anything." Anya sighed.

"Great. The only thing worse than evil Russia has to be male Belarus." England facepalmed.

"I think I have an idea." Alice said.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" England said, catching on.

"We get your Belarus to fight him."

"We get my Belarus to fight him."

The two said that in unison.

"Oh, I was thinking we find evil Russia and we have an immovable object versus an unstoppable force but okay." Chun-Yan laughed nervously.

"Where would she be?"

"Um, Belarus? Clearly?" Luciano looked around like 'can you believe it?'

"Let's go." England said.

Alice summoned a large mirror that reflected their destination at them and they all stepped into it.

Nikolai watched angrily from the distance. He knew exactly what he was going to do. Female Belarus having plenty to do with it.

Germany's POV

"Our best bet is to find the others. We can show them this remote and put it to good use." He told Prussia. They were discussing a game plan.

"Where would they be, though?" Italy asked.

"Not sure. I can call England right now and ask." Germany pulled his phone out.

"Too easy." Prussia slapped his phone out of his hand. It landed into the boiling water Italy had on the stove for pasta.

"What the literal FUCK is your problem?!" Germany snapped.

"We aren't going to do this the easy way. We do it the hard way." Prussia was unphased.

"Why on earth would we do that?!"

"This is the most fun I've had in years, West."

"Fun?"

"I CAN DIE ANY DAY NOW BECAUSE I AM NO LONGER A COUNTRY GOD DAMN IT WEST LET ME HAVE THIS!"

"You're literally killing us!"

Italy watched them bicker, scared. Also his pasta water is ruined now. God, it's so hard to be him!

"Oh shut the FUCK UP!" Romano screamed. "They were here, last we checked. In Italy. Think of where those idiots would go next. Idiots all think alike."

"Japan?" Germany suggested.

"They'd be looking for Klaus." Prussia reminded him.

"No they wouldn't, literally no one gives two shits about your counterpart, Prussia." Germany reminded him of that.

"Whatever." Prussia crossed his arms grumpily.

"Speaking of Japan, do you think he's okay? Didn't their America kidnap him or something?" Italy asked.

"Do we even know that?" Germany asked.

"I'm not sure." Italy said. "I say we call him!"

"Prussia destroyed my phone." Germany grumbled.

"I have a phone, too. Silly." Italy went to his house phone and dialed Japan's number. no answer. "He's probably busy."

"I imagine. We were busy as hell with only three of them, can you imagine the rest?" Germany said.

"So, a plan, do we have one?" Spain came in and slammed his hands down on the table.

Romano secretly liked when Spain took charge so he enjoyed it. A smile was there for a split second.

"We just need to find the others, honestly." Germany said.

"Japan didn't answer, we can call England." Italy suggested. He began dialing a number. "Uh... what's England's number?"

Germany moved him aside and dialed it. "England? Where are you? We have something very useful for the enemy nations."

Silence.

"Belarus? Damn. Okay. We will get there as soon as possible."

"You know what I've been wondering, is how do we find each other so easily in other countries? Countries aren't small." Prussia said. Everyone was already gone except Romano.

"I had enough adventure. Get the fuck out of my house." Romano growled. Prussia got up and ran outside.

Japan's POV

Allen sat in a chair, sharpening his knife. Japan lied back against the wall since that was literally the only thing he can do.

"I feel like if I leave this shed, you'll be gone." Allen spoke, not looking away from his knife.

"Even if I had the option, I wouldn't. I... love you too much." Japan said.

"See, that sounds unbelievably forced. But it's okay. At least you're here." Allen smiled. He got up.

"The fact that everyone just let you take me really says something." Japan mumbled.

"America came after us. I honestly want him to find us. Fuck is he gonna do? I dare his ass to fight me." Allen went to the door. "I'm going to get us some dinner. Stay here." He then laughed knowing he will be here.

Once Allen was gone, Japan looked at his bound wrists, cringing at the idea he thought of. He's a nation, it's okay, he can heal. He's gone through so much pain before, this isn't anything new, right? He is noble and proud, he can do this. He bit his wrist, unable to bring himself to bite harder. He pulled away.

"Chewing myself free is not the solution." He told himself out loud, hoping it would soothe him. It didn't. The door opened to reveal... AMERICA!

"I knew you were here! I saw Allen go into the city and I figured it was from this shed. Funny, never would have thought he'd use this." America whistled.

"... Just free me." Japan said.

America went to the chains and tugged on them. "I don't see a keyhole anywhere either. Shit." He sighed.

"Break my hands, I can then slip through." Japan said.

"What? Why the hell would I do that?" America gasped.

"It's the only way. My body will not allow me to do it myself, you have to do it." Japan insisted.

America took a breath. "Okay, okay. It's nothing, it's fine. Let's pretend we're interrogating, yes, interrogate." He closed his eyes as he grabbed one of Japan's hands and crushed it. Japan screeched and ripped his bloody mess of a hand away.

"I said BREAK THE BONES NOT TURN IT INTO A PUREE!" Japan screeched.

"I PANICKED!"

"Uru-"

America crushed his other hand. Japan screeched, a few tears even leaking out.

"This is wonderful, I love pain, pain, pain pain, agonizing, pain, twitching, fethering, festering, putrid, pain, as if fills my-" Japan was whimpering as he held his crushed hands against his chest.

"Japan, please. Be professional." America pat his head.

"I'm going to kill you." Japan hissed.

"You told me to do this!" America gasped.

"I did and I hate you for listening to me!" Japan got up, very slowly, and looked around. "Let's go."

"Not so fast." Allen kicked the door in. "I was here, listening the whole time!"

America gasped.

Japan would have facepalmed but he had no good hand to do it with. He used his wrist.

"We end this, here and NOW!" Allen grabbed a bat from the wall nearby that had barbed wire wrapped around it.

America pulled out a pistol.

Allen dropped the bat.

"That was easy." Japan shrugged. He began to leave. Allen grabbed him and held him in front of himself as a shield. "MISCALCULATION!" Japan gasped.

"I can literally just shoot through him." America shrugged.

"B-But you were so timid to break my hands?!" Japan gasped for what was the 500th this past hour.

"Your pistol is pretty lame, it won't get through him to me." Allen said. America unloaded a clip into Japan. He had no bullets now. Allen dropped Japan's body. "See?"

"Interesting. Thanks for watching Mythbusters!" America waved at you, the one reading this.

"What are you looking at?" Allen asked.

"Your face!" America turned and pistol-whipped the shit out of the enemy nation. He fell to the ground, stunned, but not unconscious. He grabbed his bat and swung it at America, who stopped it from hitting his face by blocking it with his arm. "OW DUDE THAT TOTALLY HURT!" He cried.

"That's the point, stupid." Allen got ready to swing again but America kneed him in the stomach. Allen fell and America grabbed him by his hair, slamming his face into the corner of a table. "It's done." He said. "We're free!" He looked to Japan, who was just lying on the floor, blood everywhere, staring lifelessly at the ceiling. "He'll agree when he's awake." He lifted his friend up and walked out.

That was easy.

? POV

"How much longer do we have to stay anonymous even though I'm sure everyone reading this knows who we are by now?" The one smoking asked.

"As long as it takes." The other one giggled.

"I hate my life." The smoking one sighed.

The other one grabbed him roughly and kissed him passionately, making him drop his cigarette.

"I love my life." He gasped once the kiss ended.

"That's better~!" The other one sang, wiping his mouth.