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America's POV

He was carrying Japan's body to town, hoping that the severely bloody and injured nation would heal and wake up soon. He wasn't heavy or anything, America was just getting tired and he was sick of carrying dead weight.

Sure enough, Japan coughed and life was brought back to his body.

"W-What-?"

"Oh, hey man! You've been out a while, what's up?"

"What's u- YOU SHOT ME, LIKE, A BILLION TIMES!" Japan jumped out of America's hold and looked at his bloody shirt, sighing loudly. He removed it, revealing only his undershirt.

"You're so scrawny dude, seriously, no wonder you look like a chick from behind."

Japan gave him a death stare so extreme that all the plants nearby died.

"Let's go." America said.

"NOT SO FAST!" Allen screamed.

"How the hell did you catch up to us?!" America gasped.

"The bloodtrail, you dipshit!"

"Yeah? Well I wanted you to follow it! I have a sniper on you right now!"

"Yeah? Well, uh... fuck you!"

"Guys, guys, guys!" Japan yelled. The Americas looked at him. "You're both stupid, can we please move on?"

"Okay, sorry." Allen turned around and walked away.

"Huh. Well that was easy." America said.

"I... Yeah." Japan was shocked.

Allen stopped walking suddenly. "WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Oh shit." Japan said.

"I'm not leaving unless I get what's mine."

"Your bat is back at the shack." Japan said.

"Don't be a smartass!" Allen backhanded him.

"Hey, what the fuck! That was uncalled for!" America yelled at him. He tackled him. They both started wrestling on the ground.

"For the love of-" Japan rubbed his face, ripped a branch off a nearby tree, and smacked the fighting Americas repeatedly until they both stopped, getting off each other and lying on their backs, panting, blood and cuts all over their faces.

"Loser, my face will heal faster than yours!" America said.

"Bite me, faggot." Allen hissed.

Japan smacked him in the face with the branch.

"What the fuck?!"

"That's for slapping me." Japan threw the branch aside. "There. Now we're all even. No conflict. It's a peace treaty."

America shoved Allen then sat up. "Yeah."

"Bitch." Allen muttered, staying laying down.

Belarus POV

"It really is a shame that our brother would betray us like that." Belarus said to Nikolai, her counterpart.

"Yes. I say we kidnap China, then he will comply with us." Nikolai nodded. He figured Anya would come along too if China was kidnapped, she was all over him. She should have been all over him, her brother! Okay, that felt icky to type.

"My sources say they are all here. Every one of them. Except the stupid Americas and Japan." Belarus said, hanging up the phone. When did it even ring for her to answer? Weird.

"Alright. We will begin what is known as... the final battle!" Nikolai said. Belarus nodded.

Germany's POV

"You know what? I feel like we shouldn't even go to Belarus. There is no reason for us to get involved considering everyone but us is there." Germany said.

"You're right." Spain said. "Do we just go back then?"

"Yes! And I can make more pasta!" Italy cheered.

"Okay. Let's go back, then." Prussia nodded. "Guess we don't need this anymore, then." He destroyed the remote that would make all enemy nations frozen in pain. They all went back. The front door was open.

"Way to go, dumbass, you forgot to lock the door behind you." Germany slapped the back of Prussia's head.

"Well, I could have sworn I did." Prussia whined.

Italy skipped past them, going inside while humming a stupid tune.

"I've honestly had enough action for one day." Spain sighed. "I think I might actually go home."

Italy suddenly began screaming.

Germany pulled his gun out and immediately ran inside the house.

"West, didn't you just betray him?!" Prussia yelled out.

"I'm not going in there." Spain said.

Cut to Germany, he runs in with his gun out, right? And he's like "What is going on?!" But everyone is screaming too much! Viktor has Romano in a headlock, right? Wait, wait, I forgot to mention Viktor was here, anyway, so Germany is screaming and Italy is screaming and Romano is dying from getting and choked and I'm like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

Okay back to normal.

"Who the fuck are you?!" Germany yelled at Viktor.

"That has to be Russia's evil self!" Italy cried. "Let go of my brother, please!"

Spain jumped headfirst through the window. "ROMA I'M HERE!" He screamed.

Viktor released the grip on Romano's throat but kept him close as a captive. "This is what we're going to do. All of you are going to help me find and kill Al, America, Japan, and Japan's stupid female self and then I'll let Romano go. If you refuse, I'll keep him right next to me, take him back to my world, and fucking kill him."

"Okay, okay." Italy spoke up, a crying mess. "We'll do it so you don't hurt him anymore."

"Feliciano, you stupid..." Romano forced out, he was still out of breath from being choked for a while.

"We have no choice, then. We'll help you." Spain said.

"What, Spain-"

"I never cared for those nations anyway." Spain was dead serious.

And dead sexy. Romano chimed in with his thoughts.

"Let's go find our pretty birds, yes?" Viktor stroked Romano's cheek.

England's POV

"I can't wait for this entire bloody mess to be over with, already." England grumbled as they got to Belarus.

"Same here. Good thing there is no other ties or plotholes or unanswered questions after we defeat these guys!" Flavi said.

"What the hell is he talking about, does anyone ever know?" Alice whispered to Luciano.

"No. I think he is breaking the fourth wall. If there even is one in this universe." Luciano shrugged.

"Where is my counterpart and the Americas?" Mameko asked.

"Japan got carried away by Allen and America went after them." Kuro said, somehow able to walk now.

"Oh, ok. Hopefully they are fine." She said. "I would love to talk more with my counterpart." She said, a slight red coming to her cheeks.

"Aw, does somebody have a cr-"

"SHUT UP YOU HORRID DEMON!" Mameko yelled, sticking her fingers into Kuro's eyes before he could finish.

"YOU BITCH, JESUS CHRIST, I'LL KILL YOU!" He screamed, falling to his knees.

"What she's doing to you is child's play compared to what I'm going to do to you when we get back." Luciano said, darkly.

"Child's Play? Like the movie?" Flavi tilted his head innocently.

Everyone ignored him.

"I'll stay back as team healer." Chun-Yun said.

"Is that the correct spelling?" Flavi asked.

"You already said that a couple chapters ago!" Luciano hissed.

"Sorry." Flavi shrugged.

A WILD BELARUS AND NIKOLAI APPEAR, HAND IN HAND, BACK TO BACK, KNIVES IN THEIR FREE HANDS.

"We challenge you to a battle!" They both said.

Cut to battle.

England and Alice are in the front lines with their DPS magic abilities, Mameko and Kuro are behind them, ready to give swift hand-to-hand hits if the two get too close, Chun-Yun and China stand in the very back, ready for healing.

Luciano, Flavi, and Lutz are on the sidelines, ready to jump in if someone falls.

Belarus makes her move. She goes for the healer, BONK, China hits her as a surprise. She takes two damage. Her turn is over. Nikolai uses his ultimate ability immediately.

"I won't let you get away with this." He said before summoning many knives, throwing them all at Mameko and Kuro. They dodge almost all. Mameko takes five damage and Kuro takes ten. He is mortally wounded!

Chun-Yun takes her turn and heals him. He's up again!

"Okay, can we fight like normal, now?" Alice said.

Fine.

"Stop fighting, please! I'll go with you, dear brother, and we can go back home. I'm sorry for everything, China." Anya said. Where was she in the Pokemon battle?

"Ok. I forgive you." Nikolai said. "We will be going home, now." He said, grabbing Anya's hand.

"It was fun meeting you. Come visit again!" Belarus said excitedly.

"Will do." Nikolai smiled to her.

Alice rolled her eyes and summoned a momentary portal that took them back to their world.

"Is that... it?" England said.

"I think so. Unfortunately since Francois is apparently dead and Oliver is still in the in-between realm, that's all for us." Alice said.

"Cool. Nice, short adventure."

"A shame I can't talk to Japan." Mameko sighed.

"Maybe another time, dear." Alice pat her head. "Let's go, guys." She, Mameko, and Chun-Yun waved before walking through a portal back to their own world.

"Um. What the fuck about us?!" Luciano yelled. Another portal opened, revealing a familiar dark world with a red sky. "Oh. Haha, let's go losers." Luciano cracked his knuckles, Flavi dragging Lutz and Kuro behind them as they stepped in.

"What about the other portal that refuses to close? And the dead nations?" France asked.

FRANCE?!

"That is a problem for another time. I need sleep." England sighed.

"Well. I guess now it's over." China said to himself once everyone left.

And that's the end of those character arcs! BACK TO THE MAIN EVENT!

?'s POV

"Now that everything is calmed down, are we good to go?" Smoking man asked.

"Not quite yet." The other one said. "We want to absolutely make sure everyone's guard is down! Then it will be more fun when we reveal ourselves and prove the story isn't quite done just yet!"

"Exciting. I'm at the edge of my seat." Smoking man rolled his eyes.

England's POV

He lied awake in his bed. "I feel like it actually isn't over yet." He sighed.

"STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF SO LOUD I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Sealand screamed from down the hall.

Allen's POV

They were walking, to where he had no clue, but they sure were walking.

Allen and America bickered like kids.

"Where are we?" Japan asked.

America shrugged.

"This is your country, you should know. We've been wandering this place because we have no idea where we are." Japan said.

"Well, where do you want to go?"

"Let's find the portal back to Allen's world and send him back." Japan said.

"Fine. I'm bored and tired." Allen sighed. He had a plan. A really good fucking plan.

"I'm so glad we could put aside our differences." Japan seemed unsuspecting. Perfect.

"Wanna catch a movie after this is all said and done or what?" America asked Japan.

"Sure." Japan said.

Allen wanted to beat America into another nation but he bit his tongue and his hands. He was going to wait to put his brilliant new plan in action.

Someone's phone began to ring. It was Japan's.

"I wasn't aware I brought my phone." Japan said to himself, getting it out of his pocket and answering it. "Hello? Oh, hello Germany-san. Yes, we are in America. Um. Some forest area by the United Nations building. Yes. Goodbye." He hung up. "You take Allen back to his world, Germany wants to meet up." He said.

"Ugh, no way dude, I don't want to do this alone." America protested.

"And I won't go home unless you come with me to say goodbye." Allen crossed his arms.

"Fine. We go after we meet up with Germany. I haven't seen my friend in a while." Japan said.

"Fair enough." Allen said. They followed him out of the forest. Huh. Guess they did know where to go.