Shenanigans in the chatroom(1)

DJ_Hyperfresh: Ughh…today is so hot!

MC. Princess: Tell me about it. Why did the A.C in the studio have to break today of all days!

Eighto: Oh. Are you and Marina done for today Pearl?

MC. Princess: No….why?

Eighto: Ahh…I just thought because you were posting in the chat, that you two were done for the day.

DJ_Hyperfresh: Sadly not yet. Still have another few hours.

Charger Ace: Tsk Tsk, procrastinating at work? Pearl you really should set a better example.

MC. Princess: Fuck you Marie you've done worse!

Booty Warrior: Yeah much worse!

DJ_Hyperfresh:?

MC. Princess:?

Charger Ace:?

Booty Warrior: What?

Eighto: Who is booty warrior?

Charger Ace: Probably Callie.

MC. Princess: Definitely Callie.

DJ_Hyperfresh: ookay? Sooo….what did Marie do?

Eighto: Yeah! Tell us!

Booty Warrior: Remember that one time back when Marie and I did our news segments. Well Marie was super red-faced and flustered during one of our segments, you remember the one right?

Vermillion: Ohhh, you're talking about 'that time'.

Charger Ace: CALLIE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

MC. Princess: go oooon.

Charger Ace: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE! REMEMBER CALLIE I AM LITERALLY DOWN THE HALL FROM YOU!

Vermillion: Do go on Cal.

Booty Warrior: Well about a few minutes before we had to go on air I walked into our changing room to see if she was ready and she was sitting at this desk we had in there.

Charger Ace: Stooooooop!

MC. Princess: Ohhh….I have a feeling I know where this is going.

DJ_Hyperfresh: And?

Booty Warrior: Let's just say….she and another person where doing something they shouldn't have been.

Eighto: Like? Also who was she with?

EdgyTeen: I don't think I wanna hear anymore…also, who the fuck changed my name?

Charger Ace: No one! I was with no one! She caught me binge watching anime, that's why I was embarrassed!

MC. Princess : Oh we all know that's BS Marie!

Charger Ace: It's not!

MC. Princess: It is!

Charger Ace : Nope!

Charger Ace: Don't listen to Callie! She is a liar and a scoundrel!

Booty Warrior: Hey if you can't trust the booty warrior, then who can you trust?

Charger Ace: Not you that's for sure -_-

Booty Warrior: Oh please. You're just pissy because I was telling them about that time I walked in on Naruko eating you out in our dressing room.

EdgyTeen: Gah! Callie WTF! I don't wanna know that!

DJ_Hyperfresh: Oh….wow

Eighto:?

MC. Princess: Hooooly shiiiit! Naruko you fucking beast!

Vermillion: Hey I try. Ahhh good times, good times.

Charger Ace:...

Booty Warrior: Oops?

Charger Ace: You have ten seconds Callie.

Charger Ace has left the chatroom.

Booty Warrior: I regret nothing!

Booty Warrior has left the chatroom.

MC. Princess: Did you really do that Naruko? Like for reals?

Vermillion: The fuck do you think…..of course I did.

Cheese_Puff: Well now….this was NOT what I was expecting when I opened up the chat.

Vermillion: Best part was when Callie walked in, it was like Marie was trying to goddamn suffocate me…if ya know what I mean.

EdgyTeen: Please stop

Vermillion: The little yelp she made was kinda cute as well,

EdgyTeen: Please Stop!

Vermillion: I was amazed she still had any energy left.

EdgyTeen: STOP!

Vermillion: And goddamn when Callie startled her she clenched around my tongue like a vice, fucking thought she was gonna crush it.

DJ_Hyperfresh:...

Cheese_Puff:...

Eighto:...?

MC. Princess:...Niiiiiiiice.

EdgyTeen: Fuck it I'm out!

EdgyTeen has left the chatroom.

Vermillion: Welp I should probably go as well. I'm pretty sure Ekolu is gonna try and bleach her eyes Aaaaand I suppose I should stop her. See ya!

Vermillion has left the chatroom.

DJ_Hyperfresh: Well….that happened.

MC. Princess: Yep

Eighto: What does eating someone out mean?

DJ_Hyperfresh: Uhhhh

MC. Princess:...

Cheese_Puff: Yeah you two have fun with that.

Cheese_Puff has left the chatroom.

Eighto: Would Ekolu be offended if I asked her to? I mean…it's something you do with people you like….right?

DJ_Hyperfresh: Well…you see

MC. Princess: I have no fucking clue what to say…

Eighto: Oh…well I'll just go and ask if I can 'eat her out' then. Bye!

Eighto has left the chatroom.

Pearl looked up from her phone and looked at Marina, a shared look of horror on both of their faces.

"Well… we tried." Pearl said as she leaned back in her chair.

"Yep…I ain't touching that, let them sort it out." Marina agreed.

"Hey Pearl?"

"Hmm."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how overprotective is Naruko towards Ekolu?

Pearl sat still for a moment before answering, "Depends really…though…if say Eight were to well ask Ekolu to….you know…yeah it would be pretty explosive, especially if she flat out says it in front of her."

A cold sweat trailed down Marina's neck "And who would she take it out on?"

"Oh..if your worried about Eight then don't be. She knows that Eight doesn't have a very good grasp on Inkling culture yet…that being said though…" Pearl trailed off.

"She will probably…take it out..on..us…..oh shit."

Pearl looked at Marina with a look of slight fear "Wanna go home early and barricade the house?"

"Pearlie you read my mind."

Sadly for them nobody escapes the wrath of an overprotective sibling.

Happy late Easter!

DJ_Hyperfresh - Marina

MC. Princess - Pearl

Eighto - Eight

Charger Ace - Marie

Booty Warrior - Callie

Vermillion - Naruko

EdgyTeen - Ekolu

Cheese_Puff - Four

Tell me if you want more of these Chatroom one shots, it was pretty fun to write.