Chatroom shenanigans #2

MC. Princess :Holy fuck was today a chore!

Eighto: Are you and Marina done already?

Cheese_Puff: Oh no. This ended badly last time.

Bootius Maximus: Your telling me T-T

Bootius Maximus: Marie locked me in the linen closet.

EdgyTeen: Sounds about right….also really guys who changed my name?

Green Gusher: Well you had It coming…goddamn, telling them that shit!

Bootius Maximus:...

EdgyTeen….ew

Cheese_Puff:... Holy.. Shit

MC. Princess: Uhh Marie?

Green Gusher: OH MY GOD!

Green Gusher: WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!? WHO!?

Vermillion: I dunno…kinda suits you.

EdgyTeen: NAH NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALA!

Green Gusher: NARUKO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT THE TOILET INCIDENT!

Vermillion: What one? When I was like eight and could barely form a coherent sentence or that time I top decked Pearl's toilet?

MC. Princess: That was you!? Goddamn it Naruko WHY!? It took forever to clean!

Vermillion: Blame your girlfriend. Do NOT fuck with the Prank Queen.

MC. Princess: YOU TOOK A CRAP IN MY TOILETS CISTERN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING IT WAS TO EXPLAIN TO MY DAD WHY THE TOILET WAS IN THAT CONDITION!? IT LOOKED LIKE A DAMN BOG!

Vermillion: I may or may not have been a 'touch' drunk….And knowing your dad…he probably just laughed.

MC. Princess: NOT THE POINT!

Vermillion: And while we are talking about embarrassing stories, boy oh boy do I have a good one about Pearl.

MC. Princess: Oh please what could you possibly have on me? I ain't ashamed of anything!

Green Gusher: High school, Second year…that is all

MC. Princess:What? When I was a dumb teen? You've done stupid shit to Marie.

Vermillion: Oh trust me…you tried to bury this one.

Bootius Maximus: Oh….ooooh are you talking about that time?

Vermillion: Mhmm

EdgyTeen: I don't like where this is going

Green Gusher: Oh shit I remember that one….also come on Marina, please change my name back

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy: I'm having my own name problems atm….I'm gonna kill whoever is responsible.

Bootius Maximus: Oh wow

Cheese_Puff: Ten outta ten

EdgyTeen: Why do I even bother -_-

MC. Princess: Well…It's not exactly wrong Reena.

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy: One more word and you're on the couch for a week Pearl…

MC. Princess: You won't last a single night

Eighto: I'm confused..

EdgyTeen: Don't ask, Eight! Stay pure!

Vermillion: ANYWAY

Vermillion: as I was saying. This happened about….roughly four years ago. Anyway so it was the winter holiday period and we decided to have a sleepover. We decided to use my room seeing as it's the biggest...being the basement and all.

MC. Princess: And? We use to always have sleepovers when we were kids.

Cheese_Puff: You slept in the basement?

Vermillion: Well if i recall correctly this was when you Pearl were 17, I was 16 and Callie and Marie were 15...damn kinda miss the shenanigans we got up to….huh that was around the time me and you started dating Marie…

Green Gusher:...

Vermillion: Anyway I'm getting off point, so it was about 11:30 at night and Marie and I were just kicking back in my bed and playing some Pokemon. Callie was on the other bed in my room with Pearl.

MC. Princess: Wait a minute….oh no…Naruko don't you dare!

Vermillion: So anyway I had heard this weird sound…something between a squeak and gasp. And I thought to myself 'what the hell was that?'

I looked over to Callie and Pearl and I saw that Callie was staring at Pearl with an odd look on her face, I couldn't really see though seeing as the only light that was on was a lamp that was across the room.

EdgyTeen: Is it too late to ask for you to stop?

MC. Princess: Naruko listen to your sister…for the love of god! Please! I'm begging ya!

Vermillion: So I gave Marie a tap on the shoulder and asked her if she heard anything..and lo and behold, before she answered there was that sound again but louder.

Eighto: What was the sound?

Cheese_Puff: Yeah!

Vermillion: I'm getting to it, so anyway both Me and Marie are just sitting stumped thinking 'What the fuck is that sound?'.

Well looked over to Pearl and Callie again but this time Callie's face was red and had a look of absolute shock/horror, slight intrigue, embarrassment and something I couldn't quite put my finger on.

MC. Princess: Naaaarruuuuu! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy: Shush I wanna hear this.

MC. Princess: Traitor

Vermillion: So as I was saying.

I thought to myself 'Wait a moment…is Pearl doing what I think she's doing?'

I mean the room was dead quiet so you would think that everyone else was sleeping. And I'm guessing that's what Pearl thought because next thing we knew Pearl(Who was completely covered by the blanket) arched slightly and gave out this loud as fuck squeak/moan…

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy: Oh…my

Cheese_Puff: Wow….just wow

MC. Princess: Kill meeeee

Vermillion: Oh I'm not done yet. Remember what you did afterwards Pearl.

MC. Princess: NONONONONONONONONO! STOP, CEASE AND DESIST!

Vermillion: So after she finished she popped her head out from under the blanket and was face to face with Callie, who was completely fucking frozen.

And for some fucking reason…probably in her post orgasm high, Pearl brought the hand she was just blasting herself with said 'What are you looking at dum-dum' and went to poke Callie on the nose only to miss and stick her fingers right in her mouth!

Cheese_Puff: Oh that's nasty!

EdgyTeen: Fucking gross Pearl! Always knew you were a fucking weirdo!

MC. Princess :asdfgggyhcxd

Vermillion: And the best part is that immediately after that Callie shot up screaming and ran to the bathroom, Marie just lost it and started laughing her ass off and Pearl slowly realised what she did and curled up into a ball of pure embarrassment.

Bootius Maximus: My mouth got violated by a gremlin T-T

Vermillion: I thought it was hilarious

Bootius Maximus: Shut it.

MC. Princess : Fuck you guys, I'm out!

MC. Princess has left the chatroom

Cheese_Puff: Question for you Callie

Bootius Maximus: Ya?

Cheese_Puff: Did she taste like Mayo?

Cheese_Puff: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EdgyTeen:...

Bootius Maximus:...

Green Gusher:...

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy:...

Vermillion:...probably

Eighto: Why would Pearl taste like mayonnaise? Am confused?

EdgyTeen: Don't ask, Eight….don't ask.

Will Eight ever find out what Four meant? Will the The culprit behind the name changes be caught?

Find out next time!

Pearlie's Chocolate Octopussy: Who's doing that!?

Bootius Maximus: I DON'T KNOW!

Vermillion: Very odd…..

Hey all….sorry for not updating the main fic yet. I've been sick as all hell this last two weeks and mixing that with prior commitments….yeah not fun.

But other then that I should have the next chapter done by next Thursday(Sunday at the latest), so look forward to it.

Also….yeah don't ask me about the toilet joke…it just kinda…happened.