'Ahhh. Comfy~' Ekolu thought to herself as she stretched out in her bed. She had just gotten back from a night out with Eight and she was rather tired.

Ekolu smiled at the thought of her date with her girlfriend, it was really nice of Naruko to let her borrow her car as well as give her some extra spending money, but hey, that's just the kind of big sister Naruko was.

A small blush made its way to Ekolu's face as she thought about what she and Eight did before their date had ended.

Ekolu's thoughts however were cut off by her phone dinging like crazy, hell earlier it had been ringing nonstop now this. With an annoyed groan she sat up letting the blanket fall from her bare body(Naruko really rubbed off on her in terms of the whole sleeping naked thing, much to Marie's annoyance).

Reaching over to the side table Ekolu grabbed her phone 'I fucking swear, either someone better be either dying or in a hilariously embarrassing situation!' She thought as she turned her phone in and selected the app, however suddenly a revelation hit her. Did she remember to clean up the back seat of Naruko's car?

Ekolu's eyes went wide in horror.

Vermilion has logged in.

Vermilion: EKOLU CUTTLEFISH ANSWER YOUR PHONE THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY!

Bootius Maximus: Huh?

MC. Princess:?

Cheese_Puff: Ohhhh someone's in trouble~

Charger Ace: What did she do this time?

Eighto: Is this about the scratch on the passenger side door? I'm sorry that was my fault, please don't blame Eko T-T

DJ Hyperfresh: Look if your car was damaged I'm sure Pearl can pay for it. Also you did allow your sister to drive it.

MC. Princess: Hey don't be putting words in my mouth babe! And like you can talk, the last time I let you drive my car you damn near drove us off a bridge!

DJ Hyperfresh: I did not! It's not my fault that idiot tried to overtake me.

MC. Princess: And going at double the speed limit to stop them was the first thing you did!

Vermilion: Not the point Marina, besides it's just a scratch. I was talking about THIS!

Vermilion uploaded a picture

Charger Ace: Oh… Ooooooh

Cheese_Puff: A…water stain?

MC. Princess: Oh my fucking god!

DJ Hyperfresh: Is… is that what I think it is?

Bootius Maximus: That ain't water.

Eighto:...

Ekolu stared at the chat log in horror, she had in fact forgotten to clean the back seat.

Oh she was so fucking dead.

Gulping she read the rest of the chat.

Vermilion: Ekolu… I know you are reading this. Either you respond or I'm coming over. And trust me, if I have to come over I will punish you.

Ekolu paled at the thought of what punishment Naruko had in mind. She subconsciously grabbed her rear as she remembered the last time Naruko was mad at her.

And by that she meant that Naruko had pulled down her pants(in front of her fellow agents and Off the Hook mind you), bent her over her knee and then proceeded to spank her ass raw…horrifying truly horrifying.

Sure, she did go a little bit far with a prank. But really? Was spanking her necessary? She wasn't ten she was seventeen! And it didn't help that she had done it in front of both her girlfriend and Four. That smug shit still brought it up to this day.

Oh god her butt hurt just thinking about it.

*Ding*

Ekolu hesitantly looked at her phone,

Bootius Maximus: Hey ain't those Ekolu's?

Charger Ace: Yep. I remember you buying them for her when we took her clothes shopping a few days ago…I also remember Naruko putting you in a headlock until you passed out, and to be honest that was both hilarious and just a little bit too far.

Bootius Maximus: Wasn't funny Marie. My neck hurt has been hurting all week!

Vermilion: You took her into a lingerie store and bought her some of the skimpiest stuff you could find. I say that it was pretty damn justified

Bootius Maximus: Hey she needed some sexy you seen how she dresses? She could use the confidence boost.

Vermilion: What you got her barely covers anything! Also what the hell is with the broken inklish?

Bootius Maximus: That's the point! Oh and I was typing with one hand and eating my dinner with the other.

Charger Ace: Naruko does have a point.

Bootius Maximus: Besides, I've seen some of the stuff you wear Naruko. And trust me, it's far worse than a few pairs of skimpy panties.

Vermilion: And? She's my little sister, it's my job to be protective like this. Also I didn't see you complaining when Marie and I gave you your birthday present on your seventeenth.

Charger Ace: Naruko shut up!

Ekolu looked at her phone slightly disturbed, she really didn't need to read all that…but hey, at least they stopped talking about her...activities with Eight earlier that night. Though… she was pretty damn embarrassed that she had left her panties in the back of the car, god that was gonna be one hell of a conversation at some point.

Putting her phone down Ekolu rolled into a comfortable position before drifting off to sleep. She had seen enough insanity for one night and anymore would probably keep her up at night.

Which was probably for the best all things considered as the conversation that started would have scared her for life.

MC. Princess: Wait wait wait! Your tellin me that Callie got a birthday threesome for her seventeenth? What the hell you guys!

DJ Hyperfresh: I agree, it's quite…odd.

MC. Princess: All you guys fuckin gave me for my nineteenth was a bunch of Pokemon plushies and a hand crafted dagger….

Vermilion: Mhmm. I had it made at the same place that made both of my kukri, same metal as well.

MC. Princess: I GOT FUCKING CHEATED! WHERE'S MY THREESOME WITH MY BFF'S?

DJ Hyperfresh: Pearlie!

MC. Princess: Unfair is what it is! Have you seen how they look?

DJ Hyperfresh: Yes Pearl. I Have seen how they look, we had dinner with them all last night.

Vermilion: So you didn't like the dagger?

MC. Princess: What? No I loved it. But come on. Besides, who wouldn't feel cheated about missing out on THIS!

MC. Princess posted a picture

MC. Princess posted a picture

MC. Princess posted a picture

Charger Ace: Pearl what the fuck!? Delete them now!

Cheese_Puff: Holy…

Vermilion: Hey I remember taking that picture… how'd you get it?

DJ Hyperfresh: Pearl… please explain why you have these images?

MC. Princess: Reasons…

Bootius Maximus: Daaaamn… forgot how good I look in that.

Vermilion: I've said it once and I'll say it again, goddamn that outfit is fucking sexy on you Marie! And I'm still pissed at you and all, but GOD DAMN!

Charger Ace:... Thanks. You look good in that picture as well, that bikini really brings out your… features.

Vermilion: Also I win.

Vermilion posted a picture

MC. Princess: Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! Damn it Naruko, why'd ya have to go and post that?

Bootius Maximus:... Saving this.

Cheese_Puff: I feel like I've seen things that I shouldn't have…

Bootius Maximus: Also no joke but Marie is sitting next to me just staring at her phone… Oh, she's also drooling a little.

Vermilion: To answer your question Pearlie. Well it's simple. That picture you posted was old. So I decided to take a new one.

MC. Princess: Two can play at that game.

DJ Hyperfresh: Babe what are you doing?

MC. Princess posted a picture

DJ Hyperfresh: Pearl what the fuck!?

Vermilion: Nice pose.

Over the next few hours was a continuous back and forth between Naruko and Pearl on who could post the best(sexiest) picture. Eventually Callie and Marie joined in as to not be left out, and then Marina who had given up on trying to stop Pearl decided that she was going to bed.

Sadly there were two casualties in this war of the lewds…poor, poor Four and Eight.

Vermilion uploaded a video

Vermilion: Wait, shit! Wrong one!

Charger Ace: NARUKO WHAT THE FUCK!

Charger Ace: DELETE IT! DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT!

Vermilion: It won't let me!

MC. Princess: Holy mother of god… oh shit if Marina sees this we're all screwed!

Bootius Maximus: Wow… you two made a sex tape? Dude not cool… you could've invited me you jerks.

Cheese_Puff: I have no idea why I clicked that video. All I can say is that I regret it and that you are really damn flexible Marie!

Charger Ace: SHUT UUUUUP!

Eighto: Why did you put your tongue there?! That's where poop comes from!

MC. Princess: EIGHT! STOP WATCHING NOW YOUNG LADY!

Eighto: Oh god, is that what buttstuff is?

Charger Ace: Kill meeee

-The next morning-

Ekolu stared at her phone curiously. "Hmm, what could this video possibly be. I mean, Marie is obviously embarrassed by it…"

A devilish smile appeared on Ekolu's face. What if the video was of something really damn embarrassing from Marie's childhood. That would be perfect blackmail.

Yeah maybe Ekolu should have looked at the later messages. Would've saved her from the mentally scarring content she was about to witness.

"Okay let's see what we have here." Ekolu murmured as she pressed the play button on the video.

"F-fuck ah…Naruuu!" The video had started with a shot of Marie being fingered from behind by Naruko.

Ekolu then did the one thing that made sense.

She shrieked and threw her phone making it somehow land then slide under the drawer on the far side of the room.

'What in the ever loving fuck was that!' Ekolu thought as her face contorted into a mix of horror and disgust, a deep red blush on covering her face.

"S-stop teasing meee! F-fuck me already~"

Ekolu's face took on a green tone as she gagged. Oh god where did her phone land! Surveying the mess that was her room she deduced that it had ended under one of the-

"Ah! D-don't stick your tongue there, it's dirty!"

Find the phone! Find it now!

Ekolu scrambled to where the phone landed and reached under the draws. Sadly she couldn't reach the phone. How the hell did it slide all the way to the back? Her room is carpeted!

"Fuck! Fuckfuckfuck AHHHHHHH!"

Ekolu desperately clawed at her phone. Hoping that her frantic flailing would somehow reach it.

"N-now it's your turn babe."

Nope! Nopenopenopenope! She did not want to know where this was going! It was bad enough that she just had to listen to Marie get thoroughly fucked by Naruko. Or was it the other way around? She couldn't tell because the video was kinda muffled but she didn't care nor did she want to know! So there was no way in hell she was going to listen to round two!

God she was going to need therapy after this she was sure of it!

"Fuuuuck. Where the hell did you learn that with your tongue?"

That's it, she was tossing the damn thing!

Getting into position Ekolu grabbed the bottom of the drawer and went to lift it. God this would be so much easier if she could just slip under it.

Wait…

Wait wait wait. Hold up.

Looking at the drawer Ekolu facepalmed hard.

She can turn into a fucking squid! Damn it Ekolu use your damn brain!

Moments later she had her phone and the video was turned off. But sadly she was now scarred for life. Goddamn Naruko, posting that shit.

*Ding*

Oh great, what was It more amateur porn starring the Naruko and Marie? If so she was gonna do way worse things to Naruko's car then fucking Eight on the backseat! Far, far worse things.

Vermilion: Lunch at the old man's place today. You guys coming?

Oh? Well…lunch sound nice

'Hmm…sure why not.' Ekolu thought before responding.

Edgyteen: Yeah, what time?

Vermilion: At about 11:30 or so.

Vermilion: Also you are still getting punished for what you did to my car.

Edgyteen: Sis please I'm sorry. Can't you just let it slide this once?

Ekolu wasn't going to bring up the fact that she had viewed the…'video'. She really didn't want to have that particular conversation, thank you very much!

Vermilion: I specifically told you no sex in my car but what did you do? You did exactly that! Now my car smells like pussy, and knowing it's from you and Eight is all kinds of wrong!

Edgyteen: Well… it's mainly from Eight.

Eighto: Eko stop!

Charger Ace: You see this is the reason you shouldn't be a role model. She's practically a mini-you!

Bootius Maximus: I dunno…it's kinda cute.

Vermilion: Look Eko, as much as I am proud of you for scoring. I am just as pissed that you FUCKED. IN. MY. CAR!

Edgyteen: I said sorry!

Vermilion: Yeah well you ain't the one that has to clean it! The entire seat is soaked. Seriously you could have at least put a towel or something to soak some of it up!

Cheese_Puff: Wait the entire seat o_o

Edgyteen: Oh and like you have never made a mess of my back seat. Remember what happened after we got the Zapfish back two years ago? That fight outside of Club Koral.

MC. Princess: Oh fuck, I remember that. Not a fun night… like damn.

Charger Ace: Hey your not the one that spent the next morning hunched over the toilet puking your guts out.

Vermilion: Yeah well thats fucking why you always keep an eye on your drink Marie. You're lucky that Callie and Paruko were with you or else it would have been real fucking bad.

Charger Ace: I know, I know… still though, thanks for getting there when you did.

Cheese_Puff: Wait what happened two years ago?

Bootius Maximus: Naruko completely savaged a group of sleazy bastards outside Club Koral… Like I'm talking full on beatdown of the century tier.

Cheese_Puff: I figured that. What I want to know is why?

DJ Hyperfresh: It's Naruko, I'm pretty sure she'd do that just for fun.

Vermilion: Go fuck yourself Ida, you know shit about what happened.

DJ Hyperfresh: Hey if the shoe fits,

MC. Princess: Babe stop.

DJ Hyperfresh: Okay then. What did happen?

Vermilion: You want the long or short version?

DJ Hyperfresh: Either.

Vermilion: Okay then, short it is.

So basically, Callie and Marie went to this charity event about four or so months after the Zapfish incident. Me, Pearl and Ekolu were sitting at my old place(Now Ekolu's place) watching some movies when I get a call from Callie.

This was at about… I'd say midnight or so. So anyway, apparently some of the other musicians asked them if they wanted to go to a club after the event. They decided to do so, though it was primarily because Paruko practically begged them to. So at about midnight I get a call from Callie,

Apparently someone slipped something into Marie's drink and it messed her up bad.

Long story short, Me, Pearl and Ekolu got there about ten minutes after Callie called me. To which I then proceeded to kick the shit out of a group of guys who were responsible for drugging Marie.

DJ Hyperfresh: I…wow I-I had no idea.

Vermilion: Yeah you didn't.

Vermilion: Well. I'm logging off now, see you all at lunch.

Vermilion has logged out

Well shit. That could've gone better.

Letting out a semi-tired sigh Ekolu got up off her bed and made her way to the bathroom. It would probably be smart to shower before going to lunch.

What? It's not like she stinks or anything, it's just polite and… Ok fine she did kinda smell.

God she hoped lunch would be relaxing and with few shenanigans.

Fuck she just jinxed didn't she?

With a sigh Ekolu stepped into the shower. She really hoped today would be normal.

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Anyway see ya all when I update the main fic.