Alucard discovers milkshakes
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Author's Note: I do not own Hellsing.
"Slurp slurp slurp slurp"
"Stop it, Alucard."
"Slurp slurp slurp slurp"
"I said, stop it."
"Bubble bubble bubble bubble"
"Don't blow bubbles, Alucard, just drink the damn thing"
"Bubble bubble bubble bubble"
"For the love of God, Alucard, stop it!"
"Bubble bubble bubble bubble"
"I swear if you do that again…."
"Slurp slurp slurp slurp"
"Arrruuugggh!"
Integra stomped out of the office in search of some kind of medication for her growing migraine. As she was overdosing on Aleve, she caught the scent of smoke. Integra made a mad dash to her office (Usain Bolt would have been proud), to see a sheepish looking Alucard standing over the smoldering remains of her brand new Mac Air.
"AAAAAAALLLLLLUUUUUCCCCAAAAAARRRRRDDDDD!"