Alucard Discovers Popcorn
Sapphirewryen
Author's Note I don't own Hellsing.
Summary: Alucard makes popcorn.
Ever since the fiasco with the bubblegum and the accident with the milkshake, Integra had banned Alucard from eating anything in her office ever again. Alucard tried to convince her, by promising that he would be more careful, but Integra was not having it. "It took a WEEK to get all that gum out of my office and a MONTH to remove the smell!" she practically shrieked. So here he was in the kitchen with a bag of popcorn kernels and pot on the stove. Alucard read the instructions on the bag.
Pour one cup of kernel into a large deep pot.
Turn stove on medium.
Place a cover on the pot, to avoid any of the popcorn from spilling out
Wait until popping stops before uncovering.
Serve with butter or salt
"Looks simple enough," Alucard said to himself. But when he poured the kernels into the pot, the amount looked so small and he figured that he could eat more than that so he poured ALL the bags he could find and turned on the stove. Meanwhile in her office could smell the scent of popcorn, and while not a fan of the treat, the smell never really bothered her. USUALLY. Today the smell was unusually strong, as if someone was making it right outside her door. Then she remembered Alucard. "Holy crap!" she said before bolting out the office and into the kitchen. The sight was like a popcorn wonderland or to Integra popcorn hell. The whole kitchen was covered in popcorn and Alucard stood knee deep in the puffy snack, shoving fistfuls of it into his mouth.
"AAAAALLLLLLUUUUCCCAAAARRRRDDDDD!"