Alucard Discovers Chocolate Fondue
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing.
Author's Note: I want to thank Sarah Rose 29 for the idea of writing a chapter where Alucard discovers chocolate. This one is for you Sarah.
Summary: Alucard and chocolate is not a good match.
After the fiasco with the popcorn in the kitchen, Integra had banned Alucard any unsupervised use of the kitchen and though Alucard tried to persuade her that he was a grown man and didn't need to be watched like a child, Integra had roared; "THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!" So here he was pouting in his room, hungry for something other than blood for once and since there was no one in the kitchen at the moment, he couldn't set foot in there or else. Alucard found himself wondering into the dining room and saw Walter tinkering with a strange looking pot with a bunch of rods sticking out it. "What is that strange device, Walter?" asked Alucard. Walter turned to him and replied "This is a fondue pot. It is used for dipping different kinds of foods in different kinds of sauces. In this case dipping marshmallows in melted chocolate" It looked very intriguing to the vampire. "So when will it be ready?" he asked. "In a few minutes" came Walter's reply. "I just have to fetch the marshmallows from the kitchen." So Walter left to get them, while Alucard stared at the fondue. To him though it seemed to be taking a long time, so he turned the dial all the way to max. At once the pot started to shudder and then shake. "Oh crap!" thought Alucard. He turned the dial back down to min and pot stopped its weird dance. For a moment Alucard thought he dodged a bullet, but the pot started to spin. The chocolate was now beginning to burn and the smell wafted through the manor like a racehorse out of the starting gate. Integra could smell it from her office and at once raced to the source. Once in the dining room she found Alucard huddled in the corner trying to dodge burning projectiles of chocolate. One of those molten projectiles found their way onto her glasses. As Integra wiped her glasses, she shouted; "AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCAAAARRRRRDDDDD!"
Author's Notes : Hope you like it. Read, favorite, Review and if you have any more ideas of what Alucard should discover, feel free to let me know.