Alucard Discovers Ebay
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Author's note: I do not own Hellsing
"I'm bored."
"Ask me if I give a damn"
"Do you give a damn, master?"
"No I don't, now leave me alone."
"Give me something to do."
"I'm busy, go bother Walter."
"Yes master."
Ten minutes and yelp of pain later Alucard phased back into Integra's office.
"I tried to bother Walter and he hit me in the face with a silver tray."
"I'm still busy."
"….."
A week later Walter went in the basement with a large box. It was computer, he figured this would keep Alucard occupied while Integra was working. It had a lot of games on it, but it was not connected to the manor's wifi because Walter knew that was asking for trouble. However, Alucard hypnotized one of the staff members and discovered the most glorious thing: EBAY! There were tons of things to see, some of the strangest things could be bought and sold on eBay. Alucard didn't have any money but he still loved outbidding people on the site.
A month later Integra received an email from eBay, confused she opened it and got the surprise of a life time. The email stated that she owed A LOT of money for things that had been won on the site, including a sewing machine from the 1920s, a box of 1000 snow globes, a live boa constrictor, and the list went on and on. It didn't take long for Integra to realize what happened. "AAAAAAALLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD!"