Alucard Discovers Fashion
A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing (One day I will)
"You look ridiculous, Alucard."
"What is the matter with what I am wearing?"
"It's too colorful. It's hurting my eyes"
"This is what all the fashionable people are wearing."
"Then they are rather stupid. I'm beginning to wish I was color blind."
"I don't tell you what you wear is ridiculous."
"Well you look stupid, take it off."
"So you wanna see me naked?"
"You know damn well what I mean and if the rest of you is like your legs, then hell no, I never want to see you naked."
"That hurts master, what wrong with my legs?"
"I never knew your knees were so knobby." Chimed Seras
"Or bony" stated Walter
"Or white" said Integra. Everyone stared at her. "What? His legs are so white."
"That's racist" said Seras.
"I like my legs and what I'm wearing" pouted Alucard.
"I don't like what you're wearing. I can't take you seriously in that get up"
"What are you, the fashion police?"
"No, but I'm about to call them"
"I think this is a great change from what I normally wear."
"About what you normally wear…."
"Don't tell me you have a problem about that as well."
"It's too much red, you remind me of Clifford the Big Red Dog."
"You are never satisfied, woman!" Alucard huffed and walked out of the office. The next morning when Integra got out of the shower and went to her closet to put on her clothes, she saw that all her clothes were replaced with dozens of the dreaded HAWAIIAN SHIRT!
"AAAAAAAALLLLLLUUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDD!"
Authors Note: If you don't know who Clifford the Big Red Dog, google it. It's a book by Norman Bridwell, about a big red dog.
Who knew that Alucard was so fashionable. Hope you enjoyed. And don't forget to Review and check out my other fanfics.