Alucard Discovers the Thermostat
A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing (I have any idea why)
Author's Note: I just wanted to say thanks for the reviews from all the readers, I appreciate it. Reviews for this fic and my others inspire me to write more, so THANKS!
Alucard was grounded in a way of speaking. He wasn't allowed to play anymore video games after breaking the television in a rage of losing. He wasn't allowed near the kitchen or Integra's office if she wasn't in it. He mulled in his room bored out of his brain. At this moment, it sucked to be him. Integra was PISSED at him and insisted that he stop behaving like a stupid child. When Alucard got tired of staring at the walls of his room, he decided to see what Seras was up to, but she was taking a nap and had a habit of biting and scratching when awoken from her naps. Checking up on Walter, Alucard was dismayed to see the butler polishing a large mound of silverware and the look he gave Alucard was one that clearly told the vampire to leave him alone. With that Alucard decided to phase into Integra's office, which was a very bad idea. He didn't get even half his body through the floor when the Hellsing commander snarled; "If you so much as say a peep, I will ram my sword up your ass, then I will build a time machine, go back to the day you were born and kill you in the bloody crib." Well, that didn't leave the vampire king many options, so he decided to just wander the halls of the Hellsing manor until he came to a strange box on the wall. He had never seen it before or maybe he hadn't paid attention to it. On the box was a small green screen with numbers on it. There were also buttons and Alucard loved pushing buttons. He made a game of trying to get the numbers on the screen to match the ones that he was thinking. This game went on for an hour when the screen started flashing and then went blank. "Hey! What gives?" said Alucard. He pushed the buttons, but nothing happened, the screen remained blank. "STUPID BOX!" Alucard ripped the box out of the wall and threw it on the floor. When he realized what he had done, he got scared. He knew that eventually that Integra would find out and boy would she be angry. Alucard got a piece of paper and wrote on it; "I'm sorry for breaking the box. From a soldier". He then went to his room.
Soon there was a loud rattling noise, like the hand of God was using the Manor as throwing dice. The rattling got so loud that it shook the walls of the Manor. "What the bloody fuck is that?" demanded Integra. Walter shrugged. Integra got up from her desk and was headed for the door when something in her head told her to take two steps backward. At that very moment, a very large item shot straight through the floor exited through the ceiling. With her eyes still on the large hole in her office ceiling, Integra asked, "Was that the BOILER?". "It seemed that way" answered an equally astonished Walter. The boiler landed on the front lawn of the manor. Walter went to check the thermostat and found the mess that Alucard left. He gave the note to Integra, who glanced at it and already knew the whole story.
"AAAAAAAALLLLLUUUUUUUCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD!"
Thank you again for the reviews. I hope you enjoyed. If you liked this one, then check out my Enrico series for more laughs. For something more serious check out my Winds of Change series and my oneshots. If you have an idea for this or any one of my fics let me know and if I like it, you just might see it in my next fic/ chapter.