Alucard Discovers Cat Videos
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Notes: Hey there readers. Sorry that chapter 2 of Wings of the Damned is taking so long. I've already written four chapters but typed only 1 and a half. I get so carried away with the writing. But I PROMISE that the next chapter will be posted before this week is over, hopefully before Wednesday (my time). For now, hopefully, this will keep you going until then. As requested by and therefore for Anthem of the Night here's another chapter of Alucard Discovers. Enjoy!
Walter felt sorry for Alucard. The poor guy was constantly doing something that had Integra throwing a complete bitch-fit. In some ways, he had contributed to it and the butler felt that he should find some way to make amends. But how? By now all of Alucard's privileges were taken away by a very angry Integra and she had told Walter that he did not make things better by trying to plead his case. But Walter knew he must do something soon because a bored Alucard was much worse than one who 'discovered' new things. So, he took an old laptop down to the basement and gave it to the vampire king saying, "If Sir Integra finds out about this, I could lose my head." Alucard promised not to do anything stupid and that was all Walter needed to hear.
Alucard stared at the computer screen, what to do? He could play some online games, but he remembered his COD playing days and the mean douches that made fun of players that weren't as good as they were. (Stupid COD players.) So, that was out. eBay and all other auctioning sites had been blocked, as well as many shopping sites. Then Alucard saw a link that said: "Cat gets head stuck in a paper bag." Usually, this was something that would entertain Seras, but Alucard clicked on it anyway. The video started with a gray and black shorthair who upon seeing a brown paper bag on the floor decided to investigate. She stuck her head in the bag and decided that she did not like it, tried to shake it off. But the bag would not come off. The woman behind the camera did not attempt to help but was laughing hysterically. Alucard wondered why the cat just didn't use her claws to scratch at the paper, then she would be free. But the cat did not do that, instead, she ran around in circles until she bumped into a wall. She sat on her haunches for a moment as if to wonder what happened? Then somehow made her way out of the room. With this, the video ended. Alucard had wanted to see what happened next. But chuckled at how cute the video was. Then he saw another link that said: "Kitten jumps into the fish tank" and he clicked it. This time it was a brown and white kitten who was on the arm of a couch, staring intently at the fish in a nearby tank, his tail swishing back and forth. Then he pounced and landed right into the tank, startling the fish and himself. After floundering about in the water for a few seconds, he leaped out of the tank and ran out of the room. Alucard couldn't help himself but laugh at the kitten's antics. And soon he was looking for more cat videos, some which he watched over and over.
It had been a week since Integra had seen Alucard and something told her that it was not a good thing. When Walter came into her office, she fixed him with an icy glare and asked, "What is Alucard up to?" The butler busied himself with fixing the tea tray, "I do not know, Sir. But I'm sure he can't be far." Integra had to be satisfied with the answer, so far there were no screaming employees, broken objects, or anything burning. But Integra knew it wouldn't be long before one of the latter would happen. And it did, two weeks later one of the maids came into her office and said, "Sir, there seems to be an awful smell coming from the basement."
"I knew it!" the Hellsing director roared as she stormed towards the basement and Alucard's room. When she arrived, she burst right through the door, no preamble, no knocking. There in Alucard's room were CATS. Cats everywhere. On the table, on his chair, even in his coffin. There were even those cat houses and those were filled with cats. Integra blinked for a few seconds, took off her glasses, cleaned them, put them back on, and blinked a couple more times. This could NOT be real. And the cats seeing a new person went to check out the newcomer, some rubbing up against her legs.
"AAAAAAAAALLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
"It wasn't my fault, Walter gave me the computer!"
"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Chapter End
Author's Notes: I bet you were not expecting that ending. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Be sure to check out my other series, Winds of Change, The Hellsing Chronicles, A Series of Unfortunate Events in Which Enrico Maxwell Suffers- A Lot, Winds of Change -Side Fics and Part two of the Winds of Change Series: Wings of the Damned. And thanks to Anthem of the Night for the request. See ya!