Alucard Discovers Bubbles
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Note: Here's another Alucard Discovers because I know how much you guys love these. Remibunny came up with this suggestion. So this is for you Remi. Enjoy!
Blow. Blow. Blow. Pop!
"Alucard, do that somewhere else."
Blow. Blow. Blow. Pop!
"Don't make me tell you again!"
Blow. Blow. Blow. Pop!
"Alucard! Go blow those damn bubbles outside!"
Blow. Blow. Blow. Pop!
"You are really trying my patience, Alucard. GET OUT!"
Alucard left the office, why couldn't Integra see the fun in bubble blowing? As he passed the kitchen, Alucard saw one of the chefs washing dishes. He saw bubbles rising from the suds in the sink; that's how bubbles were made! It was a good thing he found out, because when Alucard looked into his bottle, he found out that he was running a bit low. Alucard went to the storage room and grabbed all the containers of liquid soap he could find. Alucard just needed a large amount of water, the newly installed exercise pool ought to do. With this Alucard knew that he never run out of bubbles. He began to pour the soap in the pool.
Meanwhile Integra was doing her work, when Walter walked in and asked: "Sir have you seen Alucard?"
"No, he was bugging me with his damn bubbles and…."
"Seeing the look on his boss's face, Walter became concerned; "What is it, Sir?"
"He couldn't…. could he? No, he wouldn't dare…."
"Sir Integra are you…."
"I'm going to fucking kill him!"
The commander dashed out the office. The only thing that Walter could do is sigh and try catch up with Integra. Where was she headed? Minutes later they arrived at the pool, but couldn't see it. With the large quantity of soap that Alucard had poured in the pool, it caused the pool to over flowed with suds. "Oh dear" sighed Walter at the sight of the soapy mess. Integra, in the meanwhile marched over to Alucard and kicked him into the pool all the while bellowing; "AAAAALLLLLLUUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD!"
Chapter End