ALUCARD DISCOVERS THE TRAMPOLINE
A Hellsing Fanfic
DianaPrince31
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Note: Here's another one after such a long period.
Boing. Boing. Boing.
"Alucard, get down off of that thing this minute!"
Boing. Boing. Boing.
"I'm serious, Alucard! Get off!"
"Master, you should try it. It's fun!"
Boing. Boing. Boing
"GET OFF!"
Boing. Boing. Boing.
A large trampoline was not something that Integra would have ever thought would be on her property. The blasted thing was there because Walter won it in some random sweepstakes at the local supermarket. How Alucard put it together, Integra would never know, probably vampire magic. Either way, she was now trying to get him to stop jumping on it.
Boing. Boing. Somersault. Boing.
"Join me, master. Live a little!"
Integra scoffed at the vampire's ironic statement.
"Get down off that thing or you'll break something!"
After a while, Integra gave up trying to get the vampire off of the trampoline and tried to get back to work, but the rhythmic creaking was driving her crazy. Integra retreated to the library, but less than ten minutes later and she had to dive for cover as one of the bookshelves came crashing down. Through the wall was a certain red vampire. Apparently he had bounced too hard and too high and was catapulted through the wall of the mansion's library.
"AAAAALLLLLLUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!"
Chapter End