ALUCARD DISCOVERS NUDITY

A Hellsing Fanfic

DianaPrince31

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing

The minute Integra woke up that morning she had been getting complaints or more like half complaints. One mercenary ran up to her and said; "Sir, you have to do something! He can't keep doing this!"

"Doing what?"

"Umm…er…doing what he's doing!" and the man ran off. Integra sighed; it had been like this all morning. She knew that the 'he' everyone was talking about was Alucard because he was always doing something stupid, but exactly what he was doing, no one would tell her. It was beginning to irritate her; she was in charge damn it! But Integra figured if what Alucard was doing wasn't harming anyone, then it couldn't be bad. That thought lasted only second until she heard a high pitched scream, then Seras burst into the office. "SIR INTEGRA! ALUCARD IS RUNNING AROUND…." Integra sighed since no one would tell her; she would have to find out for herself. She and Seras went downstairs to the basement; all the while Seras was trying to dissuade her from going.

Integra opened the door to Alucard's room; "Alucard whatever the hell it is you're doing, stop it!"

"Yes Master."

Integra left the room and Seras was stunned, didn't her boss see what she was seeing? "Umm…Sir, he was…"

"Naked?"

"Yes…"

"Was that what everyone was complaining about?"

"Umm… yes Sir."

"I thought it was something more important."

"But it is important…."

"Only when it's annoying me."

"But Sir! It's indecent!"

However Integra was finished with this conversation and left Seras alone.

Later on that day

"Master."

"What is it, Alucard?"

"Walking around without clothes is most liberating."

"That's nice."

"You should try it."

"No, I would rather keep my clothes on."

"Everyone should try it!"

"Alucard don't even think about touching any of my clothing!"

"Fine, as you wish Master. Too bad and you have a beautiful body too."

"Get out!"

The next morning, Integra awoke to silence, which was rare in her house. She was used to soldiers or mercenaries stomping about, the maids chattering, some music every now and then, something. But this morning there was nothing but the sound of silence. This couldn't be good. She went to Walter's room and knocked on his door; "Walter, would you care to tell me what the hell is going on?"

"Don't come in, Sir, I'm not decent."

Integra looked at her watch, what did Walter mean? He was always dressed at this time. Then it dawned on her as the previous day's events played back in Integra's head and she stormed down to Alucard's room; "AAAAAALLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!"

Chapter End

Author's Notes: I hope you enjoyed. Check out my other Hellsing fanfiction.