Alucard Discovers Pokémon

Sapphirewyren

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing or Pokémon

Author's Note: This idea was from Stephedeau from AO3. Thanks.

"I want to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land searching far and wide. Each Pokémon to understand, the power that is named inside!

Pokemon!

Gotta Catch 'em all"

The jaunty tune resonated through the basement and into Alucard's room. Why did Seras have to watch TV in the morning? Couldn't she wait until it at night like a normal vampire? Alucard dragged himself to her room to tell Seras to turn off the television, and then he saw her room. It was filled with strange-looking plushies. The vampire king picked up one that was green and looked like a lizard with a bud on its back.

"What's this?"

Seras turned around and grinned that's a Bulbasaur it's a Pokémon."

"Po-kay-mon?" Just saying the word sounded something said with a stereotypical Jamaican accent. But Seras just smiled and picked up one that looked like a white horse on fire, "This is Ponyta, it's my favorite."

"What's that one?" Alucard pointed to another white horse, but it was bigger and had more flames.

"Oh that is Rapidash, Ponyta evolves into Rapidash."

"They evolve?"

"Of course they do. For the next several hours Seras taught Alucard about the wonderful world of Pokémon. He loved the part about Pokémon battles and their abilities and attacks, Seras sighed "I wish Pokémon were real, so I could catch a Ponyta. I'd have been a great trainer." As Alucard and headed back to his room, he pondered about the unknown realm of Pokémon. Seras had told him that there were 890 Pokémon, boy was that a lot. Some had looked like animals, others like mystical creatures, while some looked completely stupid like trash bags, a pile of gears or ice cream cones, He thought about getting the video game, but Integra had banned him from getting them. They were not real animals and even if they were, Integra would never let him keep one, because of the cat fiasco. So there was only one option he would get the plushies!

So sneaking onto a computer, he ordered every single Pokémon plushie he could find, some coming from different countries, a few months later, Alucard had all 890 Pokémon. "I am a Pokémon master! I have caught them all!" Now, where did Alucard get the money from you ask? It wasn't from the Hellsing Organization because ever since the Ikea and eBay incidents, Integra kept close guard over the finances, which included her own personal accounts, Alucard had hypnotized several employers for their credit card numbers and passwords. Now no one would have noticed anything if Alucard hadn't decided that his Pokémon needed training and battle experience. Alucard would fling a Pokémon plushie at an unsuspecting person while yelling the attack. One maid got a giant Blastoise to the face, "Blastoise, use Hydro Pump!" The same maid then got a bucket of water to the face. And it went on like this, "Magmar use flamethrower!" That poor sod got 3rd-degree burns.

Then there was Manetric with the cattle prod or the Skutank with the stink bomb and the Bayleaf and the bucket of pollen and the Houndoom with to the bear trap and the Pidgeotto with the leaf blower and the Gengar with the near heart attacks.

Everyone was suffering and somehow it flew pretty low under Integra's radar. Maybe she was too busy doing work or it could be that week, she had a vacation - don't ask where- that's another story, or maybe Integra spent too much time with Pac-Man. Of course, she knew something was wrong when she saw one day that the living room on fire, Alucard running after Walter with a flamethrower while yelling utter nonsense. Seras explained what had happened and Integra got a twitch in her eye, she usually gets when Alucard does something stupid. "AAAAAALLLLLUUUUUCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD!"

Chapter End

Author's Notes: Again I want to thank Stephedeau for the idea and I hope you enjoyed the story. Feel free to suggest any ideas, who know it might become a chapter. See ya in the next chapter!