Billy and the Dark Place
Pacing around the room, a large sports area for prisoners, Jinx was deep in thought. It'd been six days since Team Idiot had defeated the Titans, and while she was still brimming with pride the obvious had hit her and the others. It wasn't enough. If each nefarious adventure was to result in a fight then eventually the Titans would win, which meant eventually Team Idiot would face defeat, hence jail. To truly claim the city for themselves they had to not just defeat the Titans but either drive them away or kill them. The later was clearly out of the question. Billy wasn't the killing sort. He was more like an overgrown kid who just wanted to play. And Beast Boy was merely undercover; he had no plans to hurt those he was truly loyal to. As for she herself, she liked many of the Titans. No, killing was not an option.
So, how to drive the Titans away?, the sorceress mused, still pacing, From what was done to Kid Flash and Cyborg humiliation sure won't do it. Then there's that chilling little plan Beast Boy showed me several days back. The one written in a diary-type book. Jinx felt a cold chill run through her body. Perhaps I should just find a space ship, some villains have them, and run for another world. The girl gave the idea some consideration. There were some forces you just didn't mess with - not even as a villain. Lost in thought she rubbed her arms in a vain effort to warm them.
Knowing better than to distract the girl, Beast Boy and Billy Numerous played on the court with all the ferocity one would expect of villains.
"Here," Beast Boy yelled to a Billy clone as he sent a basketball flying. The object smashed into the clone's face with said clone then doing a backward somersault which was not of its choosing. Dashing in the shapeshifter reclaimed the ball from the now vanquished and vanished clone to throw it at the hoop. He missed as nine clones formed a three-by-three wall.
The wall disappeared, leaving a single clone with the ball. "Catch," he yelled, tossing it at another clone on the far side of the court. The ball was blocked by the rump of an elephant which let out a shriek of pain. Before the ball could roll away the elephant became a gorilla that snatched at it. Then, to the gorilla's annoyance, a Billy clone rushed in and became three clones with one regaining the ball while the other two tackled their opponent. Being too slow, one of the clones was crushed under a massive foot when the gorilla once again became an elephant which charged the fleeing ball holder. Looking behind it, eyes wide at the great beast it'd enraged, the Billy look-a-like ran into a wall.
"Should we bring Gizmo into the group?" Jinx asked, not having to raise her voice.
Beast Boy and Billy, as well as the clones, came to a halt. As one they all turned to look at the girl.
"What?" Jinx asked, puzzled by the stares. "The more people we have the easier it'll be when fighting. And we can really use a techno-wizard like him. He's good."
"You do know he's a villain, right?" Billy asked.
"One you betrayed," Beast Boy added.
"One you rejected," Billy continued.
"You're on the team," Jinx stated.
"That's different," Beast Boy said.
"Very different," Billy added.
"How so?" Jinx demanded.
"Billy just wants to have fun," Beast Boy pointed out. "We manage to amuse him, and he likes you."
"But Gizmo only sees you as a traitor," Billy explained. "And he hates you. He hates all women."
"Why?"
Beast Boy and the Billy clones looked at each other, expressions showing massive confusion.
"Just explain," the pink-haired girl demanded, stamping her foot, wondering just when the two had become so in sync.
"Gizmo has been rejected by every girl he's asked out," Billy explained.
"It twisted him," Beast Boy added.
"You know what's funny?" a Billy clone asked, smirking.
"He's gay," Beast Boy and another clone replied, slapping their knees and laughing. "And he doesn't even realize it."
"How do you know that?" Jinx asked, looking from the shapeshifter to one of the clones and back.
"Yeah, how do you know?" Billy asked.
"He's in love with Cyborg," Beast Boy replied.
The clones nodded. "It's so obvious," three of them said. They turned to look at the shapeshifter. "Hey, you're not as dumb as Jinx said you were."
The heads of Beast Boy and thirteen Billy look-a-likes turned to stare at Jinx.
"So, bad idea?" Jinx asked, wanting to smack Billy.
"Very bad," Beast Boy said with the sentiment being echoed by a number of clones.
"I don't suppose Cyborg is . . . ." The girl frowned when once again she was stared at and the whole group fell down laughing hysterically.
"You do know he liked you?" Billy said, shaking his head.
"Back when you were in the H.I.V.E. Academy that is," Beast Boy added.
"Yeah. But I thought Gizmo did too," Jinx said, not quite pouting.
"Cyborg loves women," Beast Boy assured the girl. "He's a bit picky, but you don't have to worry about seeing him kissing Gizmo." Something in the boy's eyes lit up and he turned to look at Billy. There was the same look in his eyes - all thirteen pairs of them.
"Guy has standards," Billy added. "You should be happy."
"He likes women who're smart, strong, and confident," the shape shifter explained. "It helps being cute and all that, but that only gets him to look at you. A woman with no substance doesn't keep his interest."
"Oh." Jinx blushed. Red faced, she turned to resume her pacing.
A Billy clone grabbed the ball and sent it flying towards a teammate at the far end of the court. It was just Beast Boy's bad luck to be in between the two. It slammed into his stomach, knocking him back into the arms of the target clone who briefly held him in a lover's grasp.
"Not my type," the Billy clone said, dropping the boy. He then grabbed the ball and threw it.
A shaky Beast Boy leapt into the air, head going through the hoop in the shape of a cheetah. The ball bounced off the poor cat's head, eliciting some illegible mutters from the clone.
As the ball bounced away the clone managed to snare it. Not willing to miss this time it became two clones, one on top of the other. With confidence it prepared to slam dunk the ball when the bottom clone underwent a psychic reaction and vanished due to the massive gorilla fist that'd slammed into its gut.
Beast Boy grabbed the ball and sent it soaring to the far end of the court, following it as a cheetah. Moving in a blur the shapeshifter twisted around the three blocking clones and dashed where the ball would land. With it in his hands he threw and grumbled loudly when a Billy clone, having been tossed into the air from the other end of the court by four of his fellow clones, landed rump first in the basket, blocking it. The clone vanished when a huge elephant trunk grabbed it by the neck and yanked it out, causing it to drop the ball it'd caught.
Still an elephant, a jubilant Beast Boy grabbed the ball firmly in its trunk and prepared to win the game. It wasn't to be. The poor beast let out of shocked howl of pain and began to rampage around the court, dragging around a struggling Billy clone that had his head deeply buried in a dark and unspeakable place. He'd been tossed by his fellow clones, but they'd missed the mark . . . . As the distraught elephant stampeded through the horrified clones they could only stare in shock and horror, cringing in sympathy for their fellow clone.
Jinx stared at the ruckus, not sure what to think. When the rampaging elephant headed her way the disbelieving girl reacted, blasting the animal with a double shot of hexes, sending all four into the beast which stopped in its tracks. Then it vanished to become Beast Boy in his human form. No words could describe the boy's expression as he looked behind and saw the still struggling clone whose head was still firmly buried in an unspeakable place. Then the boy collapsed forward. Several seconds later, its air supply having been cut off, the clone vanished.
"Nothing to see here, folks," several clones yelled, rushing into the room with a stretcher. A few seconds later they hurried out with a still unconscious Beast Boy.
Knowing she needed a break, and a drink, Jinx left the lair.
By the Skin of Their Teeth
Raven licked her lips as she flipped through the readout Cyborg had sent her via Robin just a few hours earlier. The news on how many different races of people Robin had seduced was bad, but thankfully not end of the world bad. In short, the busy boy had screwed a woman from every race of humanity with the exception of one - fairies.
"So, we escape perdition by the skin of our teeth," Bumblebee said as she took the chance to nibble at the half-demon girl's ear.
Raven moaned and arched her back into the woman who gently held her as they cuddled on the couch. "Not here," the lust-filled girl said, emitting small gasps of pleasure as a tongue trailed down her neck and strong dark-skinned hands moved upward to cup her aching breasts. "Not here," she repeated with the words saying one thing while the tone begged for something entirely different.
"Spoilsport," Bumblebee said. Her eyes looked over the report. "So close," she said, shuddering. "I'm guessing he had trouble finding a fairy."
"Pure luck on our part," Raven admitted, wanting to beg the woman to continue with her ravishment. "There're quite a few of them around."
"Really?" Bumble stared at a tempting ear and gently blew on, smiling when the girl in her arms shuddered with need. "But would it fit?"
"Fit?" Raven asked, needing a few seconds to recover. "Oh. Fairies aren't necessarily small. I'm sure it would. If not the fairy could make it fit."
"Nifty ability," Bumblebee said, shuddering violently with what was distinctly not arousal. In her mind the girl cringed as she recalled the one time she and Cy had tried to have sex. It hadn't worked out.
"We need to make sure Robin learns how to tell fairies from non-fairies," Raven mused aloud, not sounding at all confident it would work.
"You think the end of the world will be enough to deter him?" Bumblebee asked, deciding that twin peaks of allurement were irresistible as she happily went to work on her lover's nipples.
"I-ah, . . . ." Raven pulled one of the hands away, and not knowing what to do with it gently sucked on the index finger. The shudder from the woman behind her didn't help her thought process at all. "I-it didn't with us," she managed to gasp around the finger, sinking deeper into the warmth the woman offered.
"True." Bumblebee went silent for a few seconds. "At least we don't have to worry about Kid Flash."
Raven nodded. "He's not obsessed with women at the moment, and he's a few short of having sex with someone of every race."
"Hmm," Bumblebee mused as she started to kiss Raven on the neck.
With soft breasts possessing two clearly erect nipples pushing into her back, a slippy finger in her mouth, a hand gently massaging one breast, and full lips caressing her neck the half-demon girl could take it no longer. Black shadows surrounded the two women sending them to Raven's room, leaving their clothes behind in the process.
"Thought they would never leave," Kid Flash said, walking in the room to sit down beside the game console. "Let's see, what game is good?"
The Spear of Destiny
Being merely a repository for legal documents, the building was of no consequence to Jump City. No one ever visited it except to drop off crates of papers that no living person would ever access or look at again. With the advent of computers it'd become unnecessary, yet regulations stated that there always be a hard copy, and so within the structure the piles of paper grew without purpose. As a result no one saw the portal open and a six-hundred-pound gorilla step out onto the roof. With a gigantic shrug its muscles rippled, and the creature walked forward to stare down at the city while behind it the portal faded out of existence. Made insignificant by the creature's mass was a spear that it carried on its back.
A king and I'm reduced to being nothing more than a lowly mercenary, Grodd mused, unsure whether he found the thought amusing or downright disgusting. He studied the city for a while longer, deciding that the best plan of action was to be direct. He would attack the city, which would bring out a few lesser heroes such as that Robin Boy, or was it Robin Kid? Grodd shook its head, annoyed at how many heroes roamed that earth these days. Either way, they will know where the villains are, and that will lead me to Jinx. Her I can trade to the Brotherhood of Evil for technology. The great gorilla nodded its head and smiled, baring its teeth in a ferocious grin. Its hand caressed the spear it wore, then it jumped from the thirty-six-story building.
Grodd pulled his feet from the pavement, having penetrated a full foot into the ground when he'd landed. Striding forward he grabbed a red sports car and sent it flying into a store window. Still walking the villain grabbed the next car as well which it sent crashing into what looked to be an ice cream parlor. A while later, having counted two-hundred tossed vehicles, the great beast sat down to think, wondering if maybe there were no heroes in the city. That was when a boy pulled up on a motorcycle, pulling a small, red go-cart with a huge tin man in it.
"Stop," Robin ordered. "That's city property."
"Which?" Grodd asked. "The cars and trucks, or the store windows?"
Robin blinked. "Neither," he admitted. "But destroying private property is just as bad. You're under arrest."
"Tell me where some stupid kid by the name of Jinx is and you might survive today," Grodd offered. He saw no need to fight such lowly beings.
"Jinx?" Kid Flash signed, having stopped beside the red go-cart. "What do you want with Jinx?"
Grodd cast a look at the IV the boy had pulled behind him and gave a shrug. "This is no place for sick people. Go away."
"Jinx?" Kid Flash signed, somehow making it a demand.
Grodd sighed. "I'm taking her to the Brotherhood of Evil," he admitted. "Dead or alive, they'll trade me some tech for her.. Where is she?"
A serious and deadly Kid Flash flashed forward only to go rolling on the ground. The gorilla had tripped him. "How?" the boy signed, standing up.
"I'm not exactly a slow-poke," Grodd explained.
"You will be after this," Robin quipped as he sent two freeze discs flying.
Grodd snatched the deadly projectiles from the air and crushed them. They exploded, covering the beast in a thick layer of frost and ice.
"Good riddance," Robin exclaimed with a satisfied smile.
"To what?" Grodd asked, shattering the layer of ice that enveloped him.
Cyborg, wishing he had the T-car, stepped forward to send a blast of sonic energy into his foe.
Despite his bulk Grodd fell backward. The amused gorilla shook his head and stood. "Nice fly swatter," he said. "I'll have to take that arm before I leave."
"Try this," Bumblebee triumphantly shouted, having flown up behind the gorilla while shrunk. Returning to her full size the woman jabbed both her stingers into Grodd's massive shoulders, adding a few bolts of electricity as she did so.
"Ah, relaxing," Grodd said, moaning in contentment. "I've never had such a good massage before and my neck is always so stiff." He rotated his shoulders, smiling.
Shrugging, knowing it was her turn, Raven stepped forward. Her sharp eyes roamed over the beast, noting its nudity and the single object it carried. "The Spear of Longinus," she said.
Grodd stared back at the girl, his grey eyes showing a hint of surprise. "Seems not every one of you buffoons is totally uneducated," he said, stroking the spear affectionately. "It's a muon based superimposition of quantum-entangled particles that function in higher dimensional space-time to create an Einstein–Rosen bridge to . . . ." He looked around. "I'll dumb it down for you. Spear means I win, you lose."
"It makes him invincible," Raven calmly explained. "Though I'm not sure what exactly it does to create that effect." She reached out with a tendril of soul energy to tug at the spear. The half-demon girl yelped as she was violently tossed backwards, having provoked a psychic backlash. The dazed girl stood only to collapse back to the ground. "That wasn't a good idea." Raven rubbed her head, then puked, moaning.
"Raven?" Bumblebee asked, immediately dashing over to the girl.
"Where's Jinx?" the gorilla asked, wondering how long it would take to beat it out of them. "Why protect someone who betrayed you?"
At the silence Grodd stepped forward, casually kicking Kid Flash while his hand ripped the IV from his arm. A punch then doubled the boy over, impacting with enough force to send him flying thirty feet. When black tendrils of energy came at him he touched them, sending more of his psychic powers into them, grinning at the direct and unprotected conduit the unwitting demon-girl had given him to her mind. There was a shriek and the dark soul energy vanished. A wave of sonic energy then caused the beast to stumble, yet it held its ground and snatched a disc from the air. It was sent hurling at the cybernetic teen who became covered in ice. When the great gorilla felt jolts of energy burn into his neck and shoulder his head lashed backwards and Bumblebee dropped to the ground, nose vanishing into a fountain of bright-red blood.
"Where's the girl?" Grodd demanded of Robin as he reached down to savagely pull Bumblebee to up by her hair. "You can tell me or I can take it directly from this girl's brain." The gorilla grinned. "Of course to do that I got to eat the brain, which is, let us say not good for the whole not dying thing."
Robin swallowed nervously, knowing the team was outmatched; that he couldn't prevent Bumblebee's death, and that the loss of her lover would destroy Raven. He'd lost. Yet he had no information to give, nor would his code of honor as a Titan allow him to trade one life for another, much as it would hurt.
What holds the Sceptre: the hand or the Gauntlet
"Here I am," Jinx said, sitting on the hood of a car less than forty feet away. "Let her go." The pink-haired girl brushed at her pink bangs, knowing death was at her door, yet still worrying if she looked good. She smiled, glad she'd left the Titans, that she'd become a villain again. In the last week she'd formed a team that'd defeated the Titans and she'd brought her nemesis, Raven, to her knees. It was a good last week. Despite herself she'd even laughed a few times at the antics of Beast Boy and Billy. The slight buzz of alcohol still ran through her veins and the warm satisfaction of some really great sex still resided within her. It'd been a great day as well. At the bar she'd drank half-a-dozen girlie drinks and eyed mouth-watering eye-candy. One particular piece of eye candy, though short, had hit on her, and she'd responded to the Casanova smile he'd flashed her way. In bed the handsome devil had beat Kid Flash not only in size but skill as well. In short, he'd made her whole body hum like a master musician playing a well-tuned instrument. She was happy.
Grodd tossed Bumblebee at Robin. "Why show yourself to me?" he asked, shouting the words to cover the distance. "You could've run, hid. Now you will die for someone you were willing to betray."
"I don't have a clue," Jinx admitted. "I guess it's because they did take me in, did give me a second chance. They might be Titans, but I owe them."
"Silly sentiments," the gorilla said. "Come here." When the girl hesitated he frowned. "It's not like I can't still smash the girl's skull," he said. "Come here."
Jinx stood, looking at the unmoving forms of four Titans, one of them her ex-boyfriend. With a sigh she walked forward only to pause as sixteen cheetahs, all green, raced onto the scene. In groups of four, they streaked towards each of the fallen Titans where two turned to stand guard while another briefly became a green gorilla that lifted the Titan onto the back of the fourth cheetah. Then all sixteen dashed off.
"Was that sixteen Beast Boys?" Robin asked, blinking as he looked around.
"That was Team Idiot," Jinx said with some pride, smiling. She glanced around wondering how they'd found her. The girl shook her head, guessing that like her beast Boy and Billy Numerous had been curious and investigated the rucks.
"But you cloned Beast Boy," Robin complained. "You know how much trouble one of him is?" He sighed.
"Not as much as one of me can be," Grodd said, eyeing the girl. "It's not as though you can hurt me." He stroked the Spear of Longinus and smiled. Like his previous smiles it wasn't pretty.
Jinx nodded. "Give me a second to think," she said. "As you know, us dumb humans are slow." The girl smiled at the gorilla while a small green mouse ran up her leg and hid behind her neck. As if bored she retook her seat on the hood of the car. "Beast Boy," she whispered.
"Do you know who you had sex with?" the mouse asked.
"Don't know. Don't care," Jinx said. "What I do know is it was great. And I mean really really great."
"If I was a teenage kid I would be saying TMI right now," the mouse squeaked.
"You are a teenage kid," Jinx retorted.
"Oh right." The mouse scratch behind its ear, wondering where it could get some cheese.
"I assume we're going with plan Gauntlet?" Jinx asked, becoming impatient.
"Yeah. But need to focus on pleasant thoughts," Beast Boy said. "If it's an actual attack, rather than just mindless growth, things might get bad. Don't know how the spear might respond, but it would probably be messy for me."
Jinx gave a slight nod, feeling a strange sensation in her stomach. It was something like really really great sex, but this came from the realization of what the shapeshifter was willing to risk to save her. If things did go wrong it would be really really bad for him. Jinx gulped. "Be careful," she ordered. The worried girl then focused her eyes and peered across the distance.
"Well?" Grodd demanded.
"Humans are really really slow thinkers," Jinx answered. "No rush. It's not like I'm going anywhere." She tilted her head, smiling. "Want to hear a riddle?" the girl asked.
"Why not." The gorilla was amused.
"Which holds the sceptre, the hand or the gauntlet?" Jinx asked.
"Both," Grodd immediately replied. "The hand is in the gauntlets which holds the sceptre. Dumb riddle even for a human."
Jinx shrugged.
The gorilla frowned, wondering what the girl was up to. But so long as he had the spear he would be victorious. Perhaps whatever she plotted would be amusing. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Robin moving, trying to get behind him.
"Okay," the mouse Beast Boy said. "Now's as good a time as any."
Jinx stood and jumped off the car hood. "I guess you won't mind if I see if you're really invincible," she told Grodd. "Let me cast a few hexes. If you can take what I can dish out I'll go quietly." she grinned, mocking the beast.
Grodd frowned. "I do believe you'll cast those hexes whether I agree with the deal or not," he said. "There would be no point in you not to at least try."
"True." Just twenty feet from her foe Jinx raised her hands, sending out a double burst of hexes. They hit the gorilla in the chest where, to no one's surprise, they did nothing. Jinx kept up the onslaught, watching the smug smile of Grodd when not a single strand of hair on his chest stirred. The girl grinned as well, knowing the beast would learn his lesson. No one messed with Jinx. To her fairy sight her foe began to glow with the negative energy she was pumping into him.
"Enough," Grodd roared, tired of playing.
"I agree," Jinx said, looking at the beast who was now lit up like a beacon with faerie energy. The girl smiled wickedly as she sent one last hex in her foe's direction.
Grodd screamed, causing nearby windows to shatter. His fur, engulfed in eye-searing white flames, burned off in less than second while there was the sizzle of flesh burning. Then it was over.
"What?" a furious Jinx demanded, stamping her left foot. "I cast over a hundred hexes and that's all it did." She studied the charred figure of the gorilla. "Damn," she added, still fuming. "I was expecting more."
"How?" a baffled Grodd demand, staring at the girl with a single working eye that rested in a face ruined by fire.
"Those first hundred hexes was just to set you up," Jinx explained. "They were like adding gasoline to firewood so that when you finally strike a match you can be sure it burns."
"But the spear." Charred hands reached behind to stroke the blade of the weapon. It was hastily withdrawn when the spear briefly became covered in quills. Grodd studied the needles that now pierced his hand through the scorched flesh.
"The spear isn't in your possession," Jinx said as Beast Boy appeared behind the gorilla, taking the spear which was covered in a sheathe of green amoeba. "It seems the gauntlet holds the sceptre, not the hand."
The pink-haired girl looked around, noting that Cyborg was now awake and coming back to the battle. Behind him was a dead serious Bumblebee and a frowning Raven. Kid Flash she assumed was down for the count with his IV gone and that sex-bot tongue still in his mouth. Jinx shook her head, wondering how long it would be before he managed to remove it. Standing, she took another glance at the Titans.
"Jump City belongs to Team Idiot," Jinx stated, her voice radiating with confidence and power. "Hero or villain, trespass here at your own peril." The pink-haired girl turned and fled with Beast Boy, at least one of him, racing just a step behind her, guarding the leader of Team idiot.
By the Skin of their Teeth - Not
Robin hesitantly knocked on the infirmary door and walked in. Red faced, he moved slowly, clearly not wanting to face what was to come.
"About time," Raven said, putting down the book on fairy magic that she was reading.
Not meeting the girl's eyes, Robin looked around the room. Once Cy had been their go-to-guy in the small, well-equipped hospital, but when the Mad Vandal had started making appearances Raven had taken over. The boy continued to study the cots and cabinets and machines, still not looking at the girl.
"I got the results back from Cyborg," Raven started. "I don't know how, but you managed to have sex with a person of every race except fairies."
Robin blinked. "I'm not gay," he explained.
"I mean the fairy people, the wee folks," Raven explained.
"I'm not into little people either," the red-faced boy angrily declared. "I'm not that bad."
Raven gritted her teeth. "Anyway, so long as you avoid people with no eyebrows we should be fine. At least for now. Once the team is back together we'll continue to work on it."
"Okay," Robin said. "No sex with eyebrow-less women and Trigon doesn't go free. I can do that, I think."
"You think?" Raven raised an eyebrow.
"Actually I'm pretty sure I can unless she's a lesbian," Robin added, staring at the floor. "Yeah. Pretty sure."
The half-demon woman frowned, looking at the boy. Something didn't seem quite right. "What is it?" she asked, resigning herself to having Bumblebee massage away another headache. The girl was good at that.
Robin's right hand slowly rose and the boy took a deep breath. He started to tug at his clothes.
"What are you doing?" Raven growled, eyes blazing. 'If this is another attempt to . . . ."
"You'll understand soon enough," the boy said, also gritting his teeth. A minute later he dropped his pants.
Blushing, Raven looked the boy over, eyebrow raised as she studied his now naked lower body. Puzzled, she knelt down to study his lower torso more. "How the heck do you managed to seduce women with that?" she asked, pointing, struggling not to laugh. It was a vain attempt as several high-pitched giggles escaped.
"This morning it was quite different," Robin assured the girl. "It was something a guy could take pride in. Mr. Mega-Dick was a weapon of the utmost power and pleasure."
"Wait," Raven's violet eyes suddenly shot wide open and she leaned closer, much closer. "What the heck happened to you?" She exclaimed. "That's not a penis, that's a . . . ." Gulping, the shocked girl reached out and gingerly pulled two folds of flesh apart. She was definitely looking at a vagina. And the tiny erect nub of flesh was unquestionably a clitoris, not a penis. The girl, rendered speechless, stood and pulled up the boy's shirt. The two breasts, lower B-cup she guessed, were definitely female as well. Her eyes finally sought out those of the boy, or rather girl. "Welcome to the Matriarchy," she told the ex-boy, forcing a grin. "I'm sure your membership card is in the mail."
"Ha ha," Robin muttered, pulling up her pants. "I'll skip the membership and take back my penis, if you don't mind."
"Really?" Raven asked, shaking her head. "You'll be missing out on multiple orgasms. They're awesome."
"Even so," Robin answered, now grinding her teeth together.
"Any clitoris is more sensitive than a penis," the half-demon girl added. "No sane person who's a sex maniac wants to be male. And you're definitely a sex maniac."
Robin clenches her fists. "I want Mr. Mega-Dick back," she stated, near tears.
"Orgasms last longer as a woman," Raven told the girl. "Be happy. More sensitive, longer lasting, and more of them. It's a win-win-win situation."
"Stop making fun of me," Robin screeched. "How did this happen? And how do I get it back?" Tears flowed from the girl's eyes as she considered her lost treasure.
Raven sat down to think it over. "Maybe Trigon is preparing you as a bride," she suggested. "To finish the ritual to open the gate he'll need to have sex with you."
Staring forlornly into the distance, Robin stood still for a full minute, pondering just how big the penis of a sixty-foot guy would be. "Mommy," she whimpered before managing to pull herself together.
"What puzzles me," Raven mused, staring at the girl's chest, "is why you would be changed into a girl before you got around to having sex with a fairy." The woman pursed her lips, thinking, then went pure white. Hands shooting out to draw the other girl closer, Raven peered furiously at Robin. "You didn't have sex since you gave me those sex tapes, did you?"
"No," the frightened girl yelped, then went silent. "Maybe," she admitted.
Raven cursed, wanting to strangle the leader. "Who?" she demanded. "Did they have eyebrows?"
"Of course she did. Everyone has eyebrows," Robin retorted.
Raven closed her eyes, resisting the urge to send the girl on a one-way-trip to . . . somewhere. Normally she would imagine placing the exasperating leader with Trigon, but in this situation that would be bad. Very bad. "Did you tape it?" she asked, knowing the answer. "Get the tape." Focusing, she threw the girl through a dimensional gate, sending her to her office.
"What's up?" Kid Flash asked via sign language as he entered the room. "Figure out how to get this tongue out of my mouth?"
"Don't worry," Raven said, smiling cheerfully. "I don't think it'll bother you much longer."
"That's good," the relieved boy signed back, trying to smile as well.
"Just until Trigon destroys the world." The girl glanced at the time. "Which could be any second now. I'm guessing it all depends on how long it takes him to cum."
Kid Flash went white.
Patience at an end, Raven reached out and grabbed Robin from where she was. "Flash drive," she demanded, holding out her hand. Eyes blazing, the girl turned and showed the small object into the USB port of a computer. Seconds later, the fuming girl having tapped a few keys, the display came to life.
There was a chill in the room. Unwillingly both Robin and Raven turned to look at Kid Flash who'd just reached out to squeeze his IV bag.
"You had sex with Jinx?" the boy signed, eyes now surpassing those of Raven when it came to fury. "With Jinx?"
"No," Robin insisted. "See. This girl is dark haired and has eyebrows. See . . . ." Robin looked around, finding she was now in a biker's bar. Looking down she saw she was stark naked.
Back at the Tower Raven studied the girl in the video. With dyed hair and eyebrows that were clearly drawn on was Jinx - the girl whose power came from fairy magic. "Crap," Raven said. Unsure of what to do, she said the heck with it and teleported to her room into the waiting arms of Bumblebee, figuring some last-minute sex was as good an idea as anything.