Disclaimer-I don't own Miraculous Ladybug or anything involved in it.

Warning-Fluff, tooth rotting fluff, some family fluff, some love fluff, but this is fluff. Also some attempts at humor, but mostly fluff.

Summary- Chat wanted some Macaroons, and after feeding a stray cat they keep coming back. After a while he's introduced to the rest of the family as Marinette's boyfriend. One shots of there relationship, not chronological or anything, but all the same overarching story.

Note- Marinette wasn't paying attention and ends up drinking a Long Island Iced Tea(a rather alcoholic drink), now Chat has to deal with her.

FYI Chat is surprisingly good at dealing with her.

Marinette was working on some different jeans, as Denim wasn't something she played with often, when she started getting thirsty. So she went downstairs to grab a drink.

Her parents were out on some sort of spa date for the entire day and night, and Chat wasn't due to show up for another hour or two, and Alya had plans with Nino, and Tikki was sleeping, so Marinette was basically alone for another hour and a half or so.

As she looked in the fridge she drank some juice before noticing a glass soda bottle that had some sort of tea looking liquid, apparently having been emptied and refilled by her parents. Thinking nothing of it and wanting a drink for when she got thirsty again Marinette decided Ice Tea sounded fine and grabbed the bottle before returning upstairs.

A while later while trying different dyes on one pair of jeans(to test which brand worked best) she went to take a drink out of the bottle, almost choking as instead of the Tea taste she expected from the looks it actually tasted closer to coke.

Still not suspicious and more focused on the jeans rather then anything off with the drink, she shrugged and decided to save herself the trip and just drink the 'coke' instead.

Chat's day was annoying.

Not really bad but annoying.

School today was mostly reviewing, which helped some of his classmates but he had no need for. He had hung around Nino, Alya, and Marinette for lunch today as Tom and Sabine were gone so Marinette wasn't going to be there. Which was fine but meant no kitty kisses for him. Then he had a photo shoot with one of the more exacting photographers, he could, has, and did, deal with such photographers before but it was never fun. And just as he was about to get away Natalia had called him to go over his schedule for a new line by his Father.

But he'd finally gotten away and had several ours to spend alone with his Princess, so he thought the day was looking up.

Then he got there.

He knocked and heard Marinette so he simply hopped down from the balcony into her room without thought, as he had hundreds of times before, calling out in his usual bombastic manner "Honey I'm Ho-omp, ah!"

"Kitty!"

Only for Marinette to just jump on him, having just landed he hadn't been ready for her sudden weight, small though it was, and was promptly knocked over with her on top of him.

"Um, Princess? Any reason for the sneak attack?"

She giggled uncontrollably for a moment before trying to get up, but misjudged where she was putting her hands, her right hand being on his shoulder and slipping off having her fall back on top of him. He had a growing suspicion that she hadn't actually jumped on him so much as tripped onto him.

"Princess, are you sick?" he couldn't think of any other reason she'd be so...off(well no other believable reason, he'd sooner believe Hawk Moth was Rose then Marinette deciding to get high)

"Nope, I think I screwed up. Messed up? Fucked up? I don't know." she was speaking slower then normal, but it was coherent at least.

"OK, how did you mess up." and he'd ignoring the swearing for now, neither of them(or her Parents) liked swearing just as a rule, but it wasn't like they'd never done it before.

"There was a drink in the fridge, so I drank it, and I don't think I should have." she made a vague hand wave at her desk.

He stood up, easily picking her up and cradling her in one arm, ignoring her squirming. He went over to the desk and grabbed an empty bottle and sniffed it. The coke hid it well enough but his senses clearly picked out at least 2 different types of liquor.

So she was just drunk, the bottle wasn't huge but it was loaded enough and Marinette was small(and seemingly comfortable in his arm as she'd stopped squirming and wasn't complaining).

There went his night.

Not entirely, he'd put her down to sleep and they could cuddle which was always a good time, but there went the conversation and kissing he wanted(kissing Marinette now felt to much like taking advantage of her, she probably wouldn't actually mind they had been dating for a long time and some light kissing was rather tame, but he'd still feel bad about it).

"Alright Princess, let's sleep this off then." he put her down on her bed, took off her socks, and started to cover her with the blanket when she began to squirm. "Princess?" he asked.

"Hang on Chat-Cat, can't sleep with these on." and with that she started tugging on her pants pulling them down, the blush on his face was so hot his shoulders felt it. It took her almost 30 seconds but she finally got her pants off and just threw them across the room, leaving her in pink panties and her shirt(she had amazing legs he had trouble looking away from).

"Alright Cat-Chat, come on." she said patting her bed next to her, holding the blanket he'd half put on her before. He wasn't sure what to do at first, the thought of getting into bed with her while drunk just made him feel dirty no matter how innocent it was, on the other hand it would be innocent(he'd make sure of it), and it wasn't like this was anything new to him(except the drunk part, that was new).

Her insistent patting on the bed and increasing pout broke his resolve though and he climbed into bed next to her(very conscious of her legs).

She just kind of flopped onto him, trying to cuddle but with all of the coordination of a headless chicken. Her head was about to slip off his shoulder, her elbow was on his stomach while her hand just dangled in the air, her other hand was just pushed under his shoulder in a fist, one(bare) leg thrown over both of his.

He wiggled for a moment dislodging her fist, his hand shooting up and catching her head before it fell, raising a knee and her leg fell into a more comfortable position between his, he put her head on his shoulder more securely and repositioned her other arm to not just hang there.

Her breath kind of stunk(he would not tell her that in the near future), and her face was scrunched up in thought.

He was content to just lay there in comfortable silence until she(and maybe him) fell asleep, but Marinette was apparently in the mood to talk about whatever she saw, AKA him.

"Chat, I like your eyes."

"Thanks Princess." he answered awkwardly, not sure what to do with that compliment.

"I like your face to."

"Thanks again Princess, I think you're cute to." he answered(never mind he knew what to do with this now, hold it over her head for the next week).

"I like your body to, looks good but not really big."(he'd leave this out of that though).

"Princess you're meant to be going to sleep."

She whined "I don't like sleeping when I could be spending time with you."

"That is very sweet Princess, and I promise I won't let either of us forget those words any time soon. That being said you need to sleep before you feel worse."

"But I feel fine Chat-Cat!" she said loudly, probably meant to sound stern but really just sounded like Manon when she wanted something.

"You won't tomorrow. Look you trust me Princess?" she nodded(and it was a nice feeling that even in her current state she didn't hesitate). "Then try to sleep, for me." she gave another nod, although this one was slightly slower and with a pout.

With that they settled down, Marinette asleep not 5 minutes later.

Not wanting to disrupt her he laid there as well, soon falling asleep to.

Not the night he had pictured, but not a bad night either. For the teasing later on if nothing else.

Marinette woke up the next day, late, and with a blinding headache. Everything seemed to hurt from the headache.

She groaned, vague memories slowly filtering back from last night, an odd drink, Chat(she was never going to live down saying she liked his face), and then his heartbeat lulling her to sleep.

Finally she forced her eyes open and looked around, Chat was long gone of course, and Tikki was no where to be found, later Tikki would tell her that her voice did not mesh well with hangovers.

But on the side of her bed was some water, some aspirin, and a little note with a crudely drawn winking cat saying 'I love you' on it.

She smiled and whispered to herself "Love you to my Knight." before downing the pills in one go and collapsing back into bed, very happy her parents weren't home and she had nothing to do today, she was in no way up for dealing with anyone.

There's the chapter. I found the idea of Marinette getting accidentally drunk fun, and it was kind of fun to write at first, but drunk-Mari got annoying quickly.

Also I don't now how obvious it is, but I have very little experience with alcohol personally or even just being around it, so I may have gotten something wrong but whatever.

Timeline

Start, Jealous, Pre-Sin, Wrong Drink, Sabine, Biker Girl