Welcome to the second episode of Symbiote Webcast! Disclaimer: I do not own Venom or Carnage or anything else in my Fanfic.

BTW, when Venom says We, capital W, he means himself. When he says we, like normal, it means himself and whoever is with him or whoever he's talking about.

Here they are, folks! Venom and Carnage!

(Before we start, I've decided that they need a good theme song. So, please PM me with any theme song suggestions!)

C: Hello, fans! Well, 2 fans... thanks for staying with us!

V: Today, based on a suggestion from TheGreatGodzilla, we will be talking about The Spectacular Spider-Man show. Man, that was good.

C: Speak for yourself. You got to be big and scary, but my character never left the asylum. JERKS!

V: Someone's pissed. Well, We think that it was good, but WHY did it have to be CANCELLED, after leaving us with a CLIFFHANGER?! SO UNFAIR! WE REALLY LIKED THAT SHOW!

C: Not me.

V: Shut up, Offspring.

C: Rude.

V: So, Carnage, do you think that Gwen and Parker make a good couple, even though he chose LIZ ALLEN, OF ALL PEOPLE, instead of Gwen for a bit?

C: I'm more interested in Mary Jane... (drooling) SO PRETTY.

BTW if you've never seen what she looks like in that show, Google it.

V: Yeesh. Carnage, you like HER?

C: (still drooling)

V: We still think Gwen is better. Also, We LOVE how they made us look... MUCH better than the Spider-Man 3 movie. (shudder)

C: Can we pull HER? (Mary Jane)

V: NO. We're pulling J.J.J. himself tonight.

C: NOOOOOOOOOO!

V: Yes. So, activate the portal!

C: (walks over to the Tesseract and pokes it) Ok, done.

(a portal appears)

V: (Walks over to the portal and yanks out J.J.J.)

JJJ: WHAT IS GOING ON?! Who are... oh, wait. It's you. Wait, I know him (points to Venom) but WHO are YOU? (points to Carnage) Are you some kind of clone?

C: In a way, yes.

V: So, J.J.J., what's it been like sharing a show with Spider-Man?

JJJ: What do you mean, sharing a show with Spider-Man? If anything, HE shared a show with ME.

V: OK, then, what was it like?

JJJ: It could have been better. But it was somehow still good, even though it got cancelled after only 2 seasons.

V: I know, right? Well, that's all the time we have for tonight, folks! Remember to leave a like, and suggest more ranting subjects, AND a theme song for us!

Wow, episode 2! So exciting! I still haven't abandoned my other Fanfic, but I still need crossover suggestions, so PM me if you have any, and PM me with ranting subjects and theme song ideas for this one!

See you soon!

-ILoveLucy2017