Chapter 5: Nondescript Winter Holiday (Christmas) Special
It's late, but just like getting presents on Christmas it's the thought that counts.
Ruby was grabbing onto her seat for dear life as strong hands tried to pull her off. Her hands dug into the worn out leather seat. Zweii was barking, angrily. Ruby cried for help as she was going to be brought o of the most cruelest places she's come to know.
"Ruby, come on. We have to go to school." Yang said in annoyance.
"But dad had to fight for us, protect us, save Zweii, and we haven't even gone shopping for Nondescript winter holiday!" Ruby whined. She really did not need school right now, but Misha wants them to get a education and shit so he has to force them to. Her nails were digging deep into the leather seats, almost as it she was going to pierce through.
"Ruby, please go to school. We go shopping after." Misha said. He didn't have the energy to pry her off right now. His coffee was still brewing in the truck. Yep, Misha literally has a coffee maker in his truck, all secure. He even drinks it straight from the pot, no cream, no sugar, no milk. Ruby eventually lowered her head in defeat and let go. The two girls then fell on their back on the curb. "Good bye." Misha said plainly.
"Bye daddy." the two girls said as they waved. Misha sleepily waved an Zweii barked. The truck drove away from the school through the now snowy terrain of Vale. Misha was nearly about to fall asleep when he heard the ding from the coffee pot. Misha sleepily reached for the pot, not even flinching at it being scorching hot, and starting gulping it down like if he was in a desert drinking water. After a few gulps Misha was able to function.
A few miles laters…
Misha had finally made it to his house. Zweii was at the window barking and wagging his tail. Misha got out of his truck and grabbed Zweii. He scratched his back through his sleep wear, which consisted of a plain white tank top and some sweatpants. He grabbed his shotgun and walked into the apartment complex. As he was about to unlock the door in his room he heard his cell ringing. Misha groaned like a who just lost his fish as he reached for his phone while simultaneously making sure not to let his gun go off, keep Zweii in check, and unlock his door. "Is Misha." the Russian said in a town of annoyance.
"Privet, moy rossiyskiy drug (Bonjour mon camarade russe / Hello my Russian comrade) ." a voice said in a French accent. Misha then realized who was calling.
"Adnent, how did you get my cell phone number?" Misha asked or well demanded in a angry tone.
"I am the greatest spy in the world, Misha." Adnent said in a almost bragging manner. Misha was silent and not amused. "Also we were all given each other's contact information by Mann Co." he continued in a slightly defeated tone.
"I did not receive information on this." Misha said. Right as he said that he and gotten several messages containing contact information on each of his coworkers. "What do you need from me anyway?" Misha asked.
"There is a mission in Vale that we are forced to take part in." Adnent said. "So you, me, and Dell Conagher must rendezvous at a certain location in Vale and you were chosen for this because you are a resident." "Any questions?"
"Why me? I have been through enough lately and now I must go purchase gifts, is only Christmas where I can actually celebrate with the girls.", Misha said.
"And people in Hell want ice water but unfortunately, we cannot all get what we want." the Frenchman said. "I will send you coordinates to our rendezvous point. Bring weapons," the gentlemen said. Before Misha could say another word Adnet hanged up. Misha sighed as he put his phone in his pocket. Misha then went in his room to change and gear up for his mission.
One changing sequence later...
Misha was now dressed in a red jacket, some tan cargo pants, deep brown hiker boots and some fingerless gloves. He had his trusty shotgun with him and his revolver in his holster. Misha grabbed a few Sandviches just in case in the middle of a fire fight he won't be hungry. He put those in his pockets grabbed his keys. He then realized he forgot to do something very important, in the form of a bark of the corgi he saved the other day. "Come Zweii, you will be with me today." Misha said as he picked up he dog. He locked his door and walked down the steps. The lounge was full of of people on edge since the huge russian was packing heat and mans best friend.
Misha got into his truck and started up. He sighed as he just wanted to get Christmas shopping done with since he finally had the money to spend this year. He just put the pedal to metal so he could finish this quickly. Misha drove down the street, almost breaking the speed limit. Zweii was up against the window with his tail wagging happily. Misha was looking on his tablet and saw he was closing in on the rendezvous. Tires screeched as Misha took a sharp turn into shady part of Vale, or since Msiha already lives in a shady part of Vale this is the shadier part of Vale.
Misha's tablet started to beep and he spotted saw two red icons, one with a wrench and the other with a knife. He stopped the truck and saw two figures near a bar. Misha REALLY was not in the mood to walk into another one of these. He already vowed to never drink again and just smelling alcohol made him pissed. Misha jammed the tablet in his pocket and got out of the truck. He had his 500 Magnum cocked and his M37 Ithaca slung on his back.
Misha walked up to the door and thought back to the Tai in his drunken state. He recognized the sounds, swearing, drunken rambling, and some fights breaking out accompanied by the sounds of fists pounding against each other and the breaking of glass. The Russian took a deep breath and opened the door. He was greeted by the smells of various alcoholic beverage and fryer oil. The Russian walked deeper into one of his most hated places on Remnant and Earth. He looked around to see men taking part in drinking contests, fist fights, women in skimpy outfits, and some men that were plain knocked out form either a fight or too much alcohol intake.
Misha was only looking for Dell and Adnent, he wasn't even paying attention to the workers who offered him drinks and any men who tried to pick a fight with him either were ignored or got backhanded. He then saw the two he was looking for. Dell was in is standard cowboy hat and tassel. He was also wearing jeans, cowboy boots and his two welding gloves. Adnent was also there too, wearing a black blazer with matching black pants, a red tie, some dress shoes, and a fancy black fedora. He looked like he just came back from an office job or something.
Misha also noticed the two were packing fire power too. Dell had his Colt SAA in his hoster and his standard double barrel shotgun was resting on the wall. He also had his wrench on the table as he was drinking whiskey. Adnent was sharpening and/or cleaning his balisong while he had a glass of wine by him. Misha knew that the man was very sneaky when it came to hiding his weapons, especially when he experty hides his .357 Colt Python. Misha pulled up a chair that a man was about sit in and sat by his co-workers. "Bonjour, Mikhail." Adnent said.
"Morning, partner." Dell said as he tipped his hat.
"What is job we are doing." Misha said as he just wanted to go home.
"Unfortunately we have no information on the job. We only know that we were supposed to meet here." Adnent said as he pulled out his cell phone. "Mr. Hale told me to notify him when we were all present."
After a few minutes of conversation the phone started to ring. Adnent placed the cell phone on the table and a hologram of Saxton Hale was shown. He was wearing his signature hat, shorts, and a apron with the words Wrestle the Chef printed on it. He was in the middle of cooking some some alligator eggs and steaks. It's safe to say the were made from a rhino since there was gray skin on the table next to him. "Hello blokes. I see your all together and ready for a day of hard work", Saton Hale said as he flipped a sunny side up alligator egg. "Now onto business. While I was out shopping for Christmas, I left Bidwell to make sure that my load of endangered species was delivered safely to Mann Co. So I could beat the ever living dung heap out 'em." "But after I come back from my morning boxing match with a Kangaroo, still can't seem to knock out those blokes, and I find out some animal blokes have stolen my endangered wrestling partners."
"Animal people?" Dell said in confusion. "Either I heard that right or those yella' bellies out somethin in my whiskey." Dell said as he checked the label on his bottle.
"You heard that right mate, animal people." Hale said. "Those hippies are called the White Fang, and I know it's them becuase they have their bloody symbol spray painted on my wall." He said. "So now I have to pay a construction team to repair it. And you guys are gonna go get me animals back." "Any questions, like I care." Saxton Hale asked.
"Why do you make us meet in bar?" Misha asked.
"I thought you blokes could use a stiff one before the mission." Hale said. "Alright, see you guys later and you better have me animals." He said before he hung up.
The three were honestly dumbfounded at the 'mission' they were being sent on. A Australian strong man lost his truck full of endangered species that's he was going to wrestle, only to find that they've been stolen by a group of animal people. Yep, that's definitely something straight outta TF2.
"We should get going." Misha said as he got up. He then saw another large man wearing the standard biker gang attire. Behind gmm were his crew. There were about seven guys, all either holding crowbars, chains, knives, or pistols.
"So how much are those animals worth?" the big biker asked. He had a dastardly grin on his face as he tried to get the information from mercs.
Misha wasn't having any of that shit so he just stood up and said "We should be leaving". The biker then stopped him.
"Come on, fella. What's the rush? We should sit down and have a nice chat." he biker said as he pulled out a bowie knife. Spy reached for his revolver but was shut down when one of the biker cocked his pistol. Spy glared as he guided his hand away from his hand canon. Misha glared at the biker who had a wicked grin. Dell on the other hand was pretty chill about this whole situation. In fact he was just downing his bottle of whiskey.
"Hey, cowboy. You ain't exactly in the best time to be drinking right now." one of the bikers said as he rattled the chain he was holding.
Dell finished his drink and wiped his mouth. "Either way this ain't endin well, son." Dell said. The biker was confused by the comment but didn't realize what Dell was saying. The Texan quickly rw his revolver and fanned the hammer at speeds that could rival a semi auto pistol. The biker with the chain dropped like a fly as a round went straight into his head. Dell fanned out his other five shots and shot a guy in the stomach. Another guy got hit in the knee and as he fell to the ground in pain he was shot in the head. Dell was good shot but he quickly ran out of rounds in his six-shooter.
During the firing Misha pushed the biker with the bowie knife back. He was large but Misha had taken on bears by himself so this wouldn't be much of an issue. Adnent threw his knife into a guy arm quickly. He then got up from his chair, uppercutted the biker, and pulled his knife out of the biker's arm. He then jammed it into the biker's throat. Adnent grabbed the knife and wiped it clean but sighed as he some blood squirted on his coat. "You got blood on my suit" he said as he pulled out his revolver.
Misha and the big biker were punching, kicking, and slashing. The biker slashed at Misha but the Russian dodged and punched him in the gut. The biker saw an opening and slashed at the Russian's leg. Misha felt the burning sensation on his leg but wasn't bothered by it. The then took his two fists and slammed the biker's back. Misha then grabbed the biker by the head and kneed him in the face. Biker stumbled back and held his bloody nose. Misha punched him in the face and the biker fell to the ground. The biker groaned and pulled out a SMG. He lit up the Russian but Misha hid behind the counter. The bartender had already booked it 5 minutes into the fight. Misha pulled out his 500 magnum and shot. The Biker too cover but saw that the bullet left a huge hole in the wall of the bar. Yep, definitely something you can't just take to the shoulder.
Adnent was in a firefight with two bikers. While his gun was powerful and accurate he had a hard time aiming because he was trying to not get shot. Adnent kicked over a table and hid behind it. The bullets from the two bikers were not penetrating through the table but the Frenchman knew that wouldn't last long. He then saw Dell who was also hiding behind a table reloading his rustic guns. "Some assistance please." Spy said as he checked his revolver to make sure he had enough rounds.
"Cover your ears, boy." Dell said as he cocked the hammers on his double barreled shotgun and fired off both barrels. One of the men got their head blew off while the other ducked just in time. He grabbed his fallen friend's pistol and stood up. He then started firing off multiple rounds.
Misha and the huge biker were still in a fire fight. Misha was a lot slower with his shots as he had only low capacity guns. He was dual wielding his shotgun and revolver. He was trying to wear out the biker's cover one buckshot at a time. The huge biker was just firing off multiple rounds, trying to hit the Russian. He had gone through three magazines already and was running low. Misha then pumped his shotgun and shot at the table the biker was hiding behind. Misha then got up and slammed fired the last five shots. He finally put a hole through the table. The biker tried to get up but he had his lower leg shot off by the shotgun. Misha then quickly pulled out his revolver and put a piece between the biker's eyes. Misha then saw the Dell and Adnent were taking cover and firing off rounds.
"Shoot, how do you think the big guy's doing?" Dell said as he fanned off three shots and then immediately started to reload.
"That is none of our concern right now." Adnent said as he fired off a round only to have the gun click. Adnent then started to reload his revolver. "We need to get this imbecile."
"I got an idea." Dell said. He cocke dthe hammer on his revovler and aimed for a piece of metal by the bar tender's counter. He shot it and it ricocheted off the metal. The bullet then hit the guy shoulder and he screamed in pain. Spy then got up from his cover and shot the biker in the head. He dropped the pistols and fell to the ground, dead. Dell and Adnent then saw Misha was fighting to other bikers.
Misha tried to use his shotgun but one of the bikers knocked it out of his hands with a crowbar. Misha had dropped his revolver so he was going in with his fists. Misha stopped the biker form swinging and punched him in the gut. The biker stumbled back and tried to reach for another weapon but got blasted by a shotgun. "Need some help?" Dell said a she cocked the hammer on the other side of his double barreled shotgun. The last biker pulled out a katana and charged at Misha only to get shot in the head and fall face down on the floor.
Spy then put his revolver back into his coat and said "Merede." "This was a complete waste of time."
"Well it either kill or be killed." Dell said as he slung his shotgun on his back. "I don't know about you but it was worth the time to get out of here in one piece."
"We should get going." Misha said. He thought it was finally time to leave. The three men walked out of the bar and saw the damage they had done. Bullet holes everywhere.
"Mikhail, do you have transportation?" Adnent asked.
"Yes.", Misha said. "Why do you not?" Misha asked.
"We do not have proper permits to drive in Remnant." Adnent said.
"Let's stop the chit-chat and find the damn truck." Dell said.
The three made it to Misha's red truck and hoped in. Misha and Adnent were both the driver's seats and Dell was in the back with Zweii. "Please keep that mutt away from me." the Frenchman said.
"Come on, crouton. It's just a little doggy." Dell said as he pet the corgi.
Misha then drove off with his companions down the road. Adnent was checking the tablet to find the truck while Misha drove. Dell was making sure to keep Zweii in check while making sure to look out for any gunmen. Adnent then heard beeping and saw a icon of a truck. "Turn left". He said.
Misha turned left and tensed up. "How many goons are there, Adnent?" Misha asked.
The frenchman checked the tablet and said, "About twelve." "Call us by our code names while we are on missions."
"Okay Spy." Heavy said. The truck was closing in on the White Fang. They were armed with auto rifles, shotguns, pistols, and various melee weapons. They looked like they were waiting on someone. Heavy stopped the truck and made sure to hide it so they can make a get away if needed. The three men then checked their weapons.
"Make sure you topped off got enough ammo." Engineer said as he loaded up hs shotgun and made sure he had six rounds in his revolver. Heavy grabbed opened up a compartment in his truck and grabbed a pouch. He loaded it up with shotgun shells and shoved some 50. Calibur rounds into his pocket. Spy checked to make sure he had enough .357 rounds for his gun. "Y'all ready?" Engineer asked as he cocked the hammers on his shotgun.
Heavy took out his revolver and made sure he had his five rounds. "Yes." Heavy said as he spun the cylinder on his hand cannon and holster it. The three got out of the car but not before Heavy saying, "Zweii, stay." Heavy turned his back and Zweii jumped out of the truck without them noticing.
They had their primary weapons out as they closed in on the guards. They took cover behind a wall and tried to come up with a plan of attack. Spy poked his head out to see the perimeter. There was a building that would be a perfect place to use a sniper perch. If he could move across the hallway without being noticed then he could plant up there and be a support gunner. "There is a perch I can get to but I need a distraction." Spy said.
"I could build a turret", Dell said as he pulled out his wrench. "Just get me some scrap metal."
"No, that will draw unwanted attention." Heavy said.
"Well, they seem to like animals." Dell said. "Let's use the doggy in the truck to distract em."
"No, absolutely not." Heavy said. "The dog is for my girls." Heavy said. He then thought back this girls this morning. Oh how he misses them. Their big eyes, endless amounts of energy, their cute little faces. He loves having them around. They're really what keeps him going these days. But as Heavy was daydreaming about his girls he realized Spy was gone and saw Dell getting ready to battle. "What happened?" Heavy asked as he got his shotgun ready.
"While you were daydreaming the dog got out and distracted them animal people." Del said. "Spy made a break for it and is heading up to that sniper perch he was talking about."
Misha then poked his head out and saw Zweii was barking at the White Fang. But they were just staring at him. "Hey, it's a dog." one of the White Fang members said. But as he finished his sentence Heavy jumped out of the cover with a war cry as he slam fired his shotgun. One of the members went down and held their stomach to try and stop their guts from gushing out. Heavy was going hog wild on the Faunas.
The Texan then jumped out of the cover and fired off a few rounds from his revolver and then took cover. He then started taking shots at the members. Heavy ran dry on his first load so he pulled out his magnum and began to fire off more rounds. He grabbed Zweii and ran for cover. He took one last hst and ducked down. He then started to reload. Engineer said to him, angrily "What the hell were you thinkin boy". Heavy finished reloading and pumped his shotgun. He then ran from his cover and began to shoot again. Heavy then felt a bunch of round in his shoulder as he saw a dog faunas with a dust AR was charging. Misha pumped his shotgun and was about to fire when the dog got his brains blown out.
Spy was on the perch and hit his first shot. He smirked and began to fire off more rounds. He was pretty thankful that he picked the side arm with power and accuracy.
Heavy layed down buckshot on the Faunas. He pumped his shotgun and blew a moose Faunas' head off. He pulled out his revolver and fired off a few rounds so he could fight for some reload time. Engie jumped from his cover pulled his triggers. He et out a huge blast and killed two White Fang. Engie quickly reloaded and went back to back with Heavy. The two were topped off on buckshot and saw some more Faunas closing in. Some Faunas were killed off by Spy so the Texan and Russian started to shoot. Some White Fang members took cover. A lizard faunas made sure that his rifle was topped off and noticed Spy was snipping from a sniper perch. The faunas smirked and ran across the field. Spy noticed this and took a few shots but he had to relocate his fire to help out Engineer.
Engie was going wild. He was dual wielding his revolver and shotgun to gun down the White Fang. Heavy was beating someone in with is fists. Heavy then got up and saw a large bear faunas. The faunas was wielding a battle axe and shoved it into the ground, cracking the concrete below. "Human." the bear said angrily. He roared.
"You are not as good as you think." Heavy said. "I have killed much bigger." he continued as he set down his guns. He let out a battle cry as he charged.
The bear roared and slashed at Heavy. The Russian dodged the attack and jabbed him in the face. He then punched him across the face. Heavy ws about to punch him in the gut when the bear let out his own powerful punch. The bear rushed him and shoved him into a wall. The faunas then started to beat on Heavy. Heavy was punched in the face but he retaliated with a head but. The bear stumbled back and held his forehead. Heavy did the same. His vision was going blurry. All he could see a huge blur. Heavy shook his head and regaine some sight.
Heavy charged and punched the bear in the face. He delivered a haymaker to the faunas. Misha then knocked down the bear and began to beat his face in. After a few good punches Heavy picked him up and threw him. Heavy thought this would be the end of this fight but the bear got up and a brown aura crackled. The bear had a much stronger aura than most of the thugs. Heavy thought this wasn't too fair so he pulled out one of the edible devices he had and consumed it. With an OMNOMNOM he was feeling it tip top shape. Heavy cracked his knuckles and charged at the faunas.
Spy was aiming down sights as he was covering Engie. A cat faunas tried to sneak up on him but the Frenchman shot at the cat faunas and hit it in the leg. Spy then shot the faunas in the head. Spy went to reload his gun realized he wasn't alone. "You know, hiding won't save you." Spy said. He then elbowed something behind him revealing the lizard faunas he shot at before. The reptilian dropped his rifle and stumbled back. Spy then stood up and loaded his revolver.
"H-how?!" the lizard faunas said as he backed up.
"I have been in this business for much longer than you know." Spy said. "You tend to pick up these things." Spy then cocked the hammer on his revolver. "Any last words?"
"Die!" the lizard faunas said as he used his tail to sweep Spy. The Frenchman fell to the ground and his fedora fell off. He then used his tail to grab Spy's revolver and wacked him ith the butt of the gun. The faunas then strangled Spy. "The White Fang will rein supreme. We will take revenge for what you've done to us."
Spy then squeezed his fist and a hidden blade popped out of his wrist. He then stabbed the lizard through his neck. The blood then spilled out of his neck and gushed over spy's coat and shirt. The lizard was then stopped and his eyes went wide. The White Fang member then fell over and held its neck. Spy then stood up and pulled out a handkerchief. He wiped off his face and looked down at his stained clothing. "Merde." he sighed as he picked up his gun. He then looked back at the lizard and cocked his revolver. He then aimed at the lizard's head. The faunas had a look of pain and hatred at Spy. Spy then recocked his revolver and said, "I'll see you in hell." He then walked off.
At the school…
"Alright class. I hope you're ready for our Non descript winter holiday party." a teacher said. The whole class cheered but there was one girl who wasn't as happy. The teacher noticed this and asked, "Ruby, what's the matter?"
"I forgot to tell my dad about the Non descript winter holiday party." Ruby said. She looked really sad. It was like seeing a baby crying over a dead puppy sad.
"Well… I suppose since it's close to Nondescript winter holiday, I could let you go call your father." the teacher said. Ruby's face lit up and she ran out of the room faster than when you ate Taco Bell and the nearest bathroom was all the way across the building. She made it to the principal's office and knocked on the door. When the door opened she ran it not he room and started dialing Misha's number into the phone.
Heavy's phone was vibrating in his back pocket but he couldn't get to it right now because he was too busy putting the bear faunas he was fighting in a headlock. Engie was takin cover and reloading his shotgun. He then looked over it see Heavy and the bear faunas wrestling. The Bear was able to turn Heavy over and now he was on top. He kept punching Heavy but he punchd back. "Can you stop dickin around and help me!" Engie said. He was getting ignored so he sighed. He then walked over to the two mountains of muscle and cocked both hammers on his shotgun. He then put the the battle to the bear's head and said, "You're bout to have a real bad day." He then proceeded to blow the faunas' head off. The dead body fell on Heavy and he got blood on his face.
"Thank you." Heavy said as he got up and wiped his face.
"Where's Spy?" Engie asked
Spy was running down the hall's to change positions when he caught the glimpse of a truck with a symbol on it heading to their location. Spy decided to follow the truck.
The truck parked by their location and out came a few White Fang members and own which he assumed was the leader. He wore dark shades of red, had a White Fang mask, had some small bull horns on his head, and wielded a red katana. "Alright, let's go get the animals." the boy said. "And if you see any people trying to mess with the trucks, kill them."
The two White Fang members heard gunshots so they circled around to get a better look. The red bull just walked forward, not scared of any of this. Spy noticed this and decided it'd be a good idea to kill him off. He started firing off rounds and said in an imitated voice of a White Fang member, "Help! The humans are killing us!" Spy hid behind a corner as he heard footsteps rapidly run forward. Spy the cocked his revolver and saw a blur. He then jumped from his corner and fired off a round. The bullet was blocked by the katana wielding bull. Spy ducked under the bullet, just barely missing him. There's some Matrix tomfoolery going on here. Spy quickly fired off a few rounds but the bull blocked them with lightning speed. He then charged and knocked the side arm out of Spy's hands. He then pulled out a knife and clashed with the red blade. Sparks flew as the two locked eye with each other.
Heavy and Engineer were gunning down the last of White Fang. They were down to their revolvers as they used so much buckshot. "You think these are last ones?" Heavy said as he fired off a 50. Calibur round.
"Shoot, these sissies are dropping like flies." Engie said as he fanned off a few rounds. Engineer went to reload when he came to the conclusion that he ran out of rounds for his revolver… shit. "Damn." Engie said. "You still got ammo?"
Heavy checked his dump pouch and found 15 rounds left. "Yes, but we must make the count." Heavy said as he handed the Texan his revolver and the big bullets.
Heavy ran towards the melee soldiers and punched one in the face. Heavy caught a sledge hammer and threw it at the faunas he just decked in the face. Engineer saw a rat faunas charge at him with a sawed off shotgun so he took aim. This revolver may as well be a mini rifle because it was heavy, bulky, and almost unwieldy. He pulled the trigger and his hands shot up and he was nearly knocked back from the recoil. That round did a lot of damage to the rat though and maybe sprained his arm. This was definitely a weapon that Heavy would use.
Heavy felt his phone vibrate as he was suplexing an elephant faunas who was wielding a halberd.
Meanwhile Ruby was hogging the phone for so long that there was a line of kids who had gotten sick from eating too many sweets at the Nondescript winter holiday party. "Ruby, can you please let the other students use the phone." her teacher said.
"My dad's gonna answer any minute." Ruby said as she was patiently waiting for him to pick up. Went straight to voicemail but she just dialed the number again with the speed of the flash.
Spy and the bull faunas were in a heated battle of blades. The boy was skilled but Spy was leagues above him. It wasn't exactly helpful that Spy was outranged and couldn't find an opportunity to grab his revolver. "You humans are no match for us. We will reign supreme." the faunas said as he spun his katana.
"Oh please." Spy said as he blocked a slash. "You are no match for me." Spy said as he unleashed his hidden blade and slashed at the bull's stomach. His aura was strong enough to absorb the damage. It still hurt like hell but it didn't cut or bruise. The faunas kicked Spy and stumbled back as he held his stomach. Spy then charged punched the kid in the stomach and kneed him in the face. The bull then quickly ran and grabbed Spy's revolver. He looked ready to pull the trigger but then felt an enormous amount of pain. The faunas fell to the ground, knocked out.
Spy looked to see it was Engineer who was wielding Heavy's 500 magnum. He had finally got the hang of actually wielding the weapon. "You're welcome and we got to go help the big guy." Engie said as he ran off. Spy grabbed his .357 Colt Python and ran after the Texan.
Heavy was swinging wildly at the White Fang member's who were using short swords. He was having a really hard time trying to not get stabbed. He was able to block the swings with his arms. He had deep cuts in his arms from blocking various stabbing attacks. The two swordsmen were gunned down by the Frenchman and the Texan. Sounds like a buddy cop movie, don't ya think?
"Alright, now let's quickly get this truck back to Mann. co." Spy said.
"I'll hot wire the truck and follow y'all." Engie said.
"Let's head back to the truck, Spy." Heavy said as he ran to his truck. He grabbed Zweii, who was hidden behind a lot of cover. They made it to the truck and started it up. Heavy then called Engie and he said he was ready. They then drove off.
"Well, that was a successful mission." Spy said as he lit a cigarette.
"If you could even call it that." Heavy said as he took out his phone and saw they were calls from school. Heavy sighed.
"What's wrong." Spy said as he blew smoke.
"Is call from school." Heavy said as he called back.
"Oh right, you have kids." Spy said. "I'm not exactly fond of them. Which is why you should wear a condom.. I learned that the hard way." Heavy called the school and was informed that Ruby was calling about a Nondescript winter holiday party, which he assumed was a Remnant version of a Christmas party. Heavy then realized how disappointed the girls must've been that he didn't show up. He then looked back at the truck full f animals and got an idea.
At the school…
Ruby was sitting at her desk with a winter hat on as she drew a crude picture of herself, Zweii, Yang, and Misha celebrating Nondescript winter holiday. She had a single tear drop on the paper as everyone else celebrated. Then a voice on the intercom said, "All students and teachers, please come outside in the courtyard."
The students and teachers then walked together out of the school. Ruby eventually found Yang and the two walked to the courtyard. "I really wanted dad to come." Ruby said as dug her head into Yang' s side.
"I wish he came too." Yang said but then she was dumbfounded by what she saw. "Oh my Mounty." Yang said as she saw a familiar truck with a huge man on top of it. He looked like Ded Moroz (AKA Russian Santa) and had a tall, thin man be an elf along with a short man.
"Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas... and a Happy Nondescript winter holiday." Misha said as he acted all jolly. "This year my eleves bring special animals for all students of this school." Misha then opened the truck and pulled out what looked to be a white tiger cub. "Here you are little one." Misha said as he handed a student the tiger. All the kid's started to cheer and run up the truck to get their exotict pets.
"Why did we agree to this." Adnent said as he lit a cigarette.
"Aww come on Mr. Grinch. We're getting to put smiles on these little fellas faces." Dell said as he pulled out a baby yeti. "Here you are, little lady." Dell said as he gave the yeti to a little girl.
"I'm gonna call him Fuzzy, thanks mister."
Misha then saw Yang and Ruby giggling. Misha ran to them and picked them up. They sat on his shoulders and laughed at how he was dressed. "What are wearing dad." Yang asked.
"Just holiday cheer." Misha said. "I am sorry I could not make it for party."
"It's ok dad, we're all together." Ruby said. She was feeling much happier now. She even saw Zweii had a bit of Christmas cheer with a santa hat.
"Happy nondescript winter holiday guys." Yang said as she kissed Misha and Ruby on their cheeks.
"Merry Christmas!" Misha yelled with almost everyone besides Dell and Advent knowing what he meant.
Well, here ya go. Feliz navi da, amigos. Hope you guys had a Merry Christmas and have a great 2018. It's been a while since I last wrote for this story but it still has its charm for me. I've just been focusing on this new fic called The Johto Boys (shitty title, I know). If you like pokemon you should check it out.., it's definitely a thing (#advertisement). It's been a while since I did a #advertisement. Man, that felt good. That's all ofr now, I'll see you next time, adios.
Review Responses:
The mercenary prime: Yep, Tai is sobering up. What ya got against TF2 miniguns. They use over 50. calibur bullets!
Death korp commissioner: Gracias mi amigo!
JAKEkenstein: They sort of met some of them this chapter
Doctor Homicide 157: Just like how I didn't expect ths fic to actually get attention. Lol
GhettoZorcess: You're wish ha been granted!
Darkromdemon: personally I will not be using the respawn generator because I just don't like the idea of it.
Guest: can't wait to write more.
Guest: I was just saying that because I don't think my fic was worth the excitement.
Super heavy weapons guys: Da. Also, awesome name
Gizmo Gear: Wow, a story that you haven't commented on my horrible writing on. Lol. Glad ya like it, man.
MegaloSans: Thanks for the compliment. I would honestly love to see a piemations on this. Hell, I'd just want to see a sfm of Heavy punching Tai.
Minecraft93: Si
Guest: Gracias, but I don't think my fic deserves much praise.