Nick's Rejects

by Nick Foolery

What happens when you write something, but then you decide that it is absolutely terrible and worthless? Why, you delete it! But maybe instead of deleting them, you compiled them into one giant big boy. yeah, you know w'h'a't's going on. Not only Percy Jackson, as it's a compilation of my rejected stuff. There's also Zelda, SU, and Fnaf, with more to come. I'm sure.

4. The Seven Year Thing

HELLO EVERYONE! This is Nick from the present day! Ah, this story was originally a pair with the original version of Great Fairy Tail. However, it has lost it's purpose, as Great Fairy Tail is currently on it's third rewrite. So enjoy this, from the early era!

HERRO EVERYONE! A Sleeptalking Demigod here, and I have a little treat for you guys. So, if you have read Great Fairy Tail, you should know that in the last chapter, Link left on a quest/job sort of thing. Well, you know how I said he would be gone for seven years? Well, I did make Great Fairy Tail part humor, and I am here to do what I do best. Make a completely random one-shot story, that makes absolutely no sense. I have no idea right now what I might do, I present to you…..A SEVEN YEAR THING!

Somewhere in the bottom of the ocean…

" F is for friends that do stuff together!"

Gannondorf and Zeref sat at the bottom of the ocean, clapping hands and doing very friendy things, including singing the FUN song. Of course, it was completely embarrassing to themselves, but still. Who doesn't sing the FUN song at the bottom of the ocean with their best friend? But that's besides the point, because they suddenly stopped and went to the surface, only to find Link just standing there….menacingly.

" Why? But Whhhhhhhhhyyyyy? Cried Gannondorf, who had a sword sticking in his stomach.

Link the looked at Zeref. "No. No, you need to go. You cant be here."

Then Zeref just kinda disappeared and stuff. Link then turned back and was met by two even eviler people! Why, it was his dark self and….Shia LeBeouf?

" No."

Dark link drew his sword, and pointed it at Link.

"No"

The sword disappeared.

" What th-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Link kicked Dark link, and he just kinda…disappeared okay that's old now.

Link then turned to Shia LeBeouf.

" no"

No

"no"

No

"no"

Yes

"no"

Dang. Then Shia Lebeouf died a horrible death. Rip in kill meme master Shia LeBeouf.

And then Link started walking, and then fell into a hole. He stayed in that hole for 7 years, before realizing that it was just a tiny hole that wasn't even half his size.

" Now that I'm out of the hell of a hole, I need some non-cannon milk to the story."

He then he pulled out a giant barrel of…milk, and proceeded to drink…..all of it…

" Man do I love me some malk. Now to go back to the guild thing place and make out with Erza!"

He then donned 17 Bunny Hoods, and indeed went fast. And then he had 189765 sword weilding babies with Erza, and they wrecked all the house. And Link died a happy swordy guy. Rip in Sword my sweet sword. The End

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND A THIING. You are welcome. Remember to be the best bagel you can be, and Great Fairy Tail should be updated in a few hours. Remember to be the best bagel you can be, and as always…

Sweet Dreams~ A Sleeptalking Demigod.