It wasn't genius. Rejected for obvious reasons. It's not funny anymore. At the time? Great. Now? Nah, it's not as funny. Too bad, should've finished it when I had the chance.

A genius Idea i had while taking a shower. i need to do more shitposts.

In a world full of amazing quirks, powerful heros, and terrifying villians, there was always something going on, never a dull moment. Well, except for one kid, in a middle school class, in Japan.

Izuku Midoryia was beyond fucking pissed. He didn't have a single quirk to speak of, and was always getting his ass kicked by these fucking thots that he called his classmates. He frowned, and put his AirPods in, and started playing SPLASH DADDY - Wii TENNIS (prod. okthxbb), and bobbed his head while the teacher droned on about hero shit.

"Yeah, Bakugo is applying for UA."

"That's right Motherfuckers! All you extras can suck on my cock and balls, because I'm an actually important character, and none of you will ever be seen again after this episode! Especially you Deku, you're the worse."

The teacher frowned. "Uh, Bakugo, he has AirPods in, he can't hear you."

Bakugo frowned. "Well shit. He's still an extra."

Then the teacher frowned again, and looked closer to his paper. "Wait, Izuku is applying for UA too."

Bakugo looked at the tree boy. "fuck he's a main character too. shit."

Izuku looked up, and took out one of his AirPods. "yeah that's right get fucked you explosion boy."

The explosion boy was utterly pissed. " What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Izuku had already put his AirPods in, and didn't hear a single word that Bakugo said. Bakugo grabbed the desk and slammed it over the top of Izuku's head, and Izuku crumpled in his seat.

" yeah fuck you, you quirkless retard, fucking noodle."

The teacher shrugged and went back to teaching his lesson. By the time Izuku woke up, the school had already been locked up, and he was trapped on the 2nd story. Izuku sighed.

"Every fucking day with this shit."

A part of him said that if he didn't antagonize the volitile explosion boy so much, then he wouldn't have this problem. He snickered.

"I need something to validate my life."

He adjusted his AirPods, and put on some Yung Gravy, and jumped out of the window, and into the Koi pool below. He made sure to keep his AirPods dry, and stepped out, making his way back to his apartment. On the way back, some giant slime dude came out the sewage.

"Ah, perfect! You'll make a fine skin suit!"

Izuku looked the slime dude up and down, and got on that ass.

" Boi, you look straight like some shit water. Bruh, you look like you came straight out of one of those fucking slime YouTube videos, dude what the hell. This boi right here look like he leaked out his momma pussy. Boi probably ain't never had no pussy, boi look like fucking sludge, where the hell did you even come from, boi look like some fucking garbage water."

The slime dude was straight fucking wounded, but advanced on Izuku anyway. But then, a deep voice came out of nowhere.

"This nigga right here look like he came right the fuck out the Hulk's dick. Nigga don't even start with me. On some fucking yeast infection shit."

The slime dude disentegrated like he was fucking Thanos snapped. Izuku looked up in awe, seeing his idol, and favorite hero, All Might!

All Might looked down to the green haired teen. "Hey there little nigga. How goes it."

Izuku grinned. "Yuh, All Might. Bruh. Gimme some hand."

The two fist bumped, and All Might put his hands on his hips. "You know, I think you're a savage little nigga."

Izuku grinned. "That means a hell of a lot coming from you, All Might."

All Might grinned. "In fact, with that display of straight savaging, I think you'd be a perfect candidate of my power. But first."

All Might slowly went from a chocolatey brown color, to a pale white, and his wave went to a messy blonde hair. He also decreased in size, going from super hella buff, to a small little white man.

"I'm actually white too."

Izuku was in shock. "Yuh, then how can you say the N-word?"

All Might held open his hand, and it glowed it a silvery card. "My power. Some assume that I have super strength, or some kind of psycological quirk, or that I'm like Thanos or something, but the truth is, that my previous mentor passed this power on to me, similarly to how it was passed to her. A sacred relic that grants the user one of the strongest powers in the world. This power is called, the N-word Pass."

Izuku's eyes widened. "There's no way. Someone like me could never wield that power!"

All Might looked at the boy, and grinned. "With my guidance, you can be the strongest hero to ever live. So, Izuku Midoryia, do you accept my offer."

Izuku looked down to All Might's outstretched hand, and gently placed his AirPods in. He grasped the man's hand, and looked him in the eye.

"Then I accept."

All Might grinned, and transformed back.

"Then we begin tomorrow. Meet me at the gym little nigga."

Izuku gave the man a nod, who sprinted away in the distance, hopping fences, his chains flying in the wind.

Izuku woke up the next morning, and looked out the window.

"Man it is raining its ass of out there. Good thing I'm only meeting All Might in the gym."

He got ready for the day, making sure to ever so carefully take his AirPods out of their case, and put them in his ears. He walked out, and waved his mom goodbye, who simply returned the wave, and drank her coffee. When he walked out the apartment building, he ran into Katsuki, who was banging on his front door.

"MOM! LET ME THE FUCK BACK IN! I'VE GOT TO GET ON MY DISCORD WHAT THE FUCK MOM."

There was no response, and he gently skirted past the angry blonde. He made his way to the gym, noticing that he had stepped into the bad part of the neighborhood. Once he arrived at the gym, he noticed that it was empty except for the tall figure of All Might.

"Hey, All Might, bruh, I made it."

The giant of a man spun around, a grin on his face, and looked down at the green haired teen.

"Hell yeah little nigga, you ready to get started?"

Izuku nodded, feeling a little nervous. "So what is my training anyway?"

All Might grinned. "Well, I've got a schedule for you, and it goes a little something like this."

He showed Izuku the schedule, showing that he'd be exercising at this gym most of the time, but every other day, he'd be meeting up with All Might for roast practice.

"The best way to channel the power of the pass, is to be clever. You have to keep a sharp mind, or the power may break you."

Izuku gulped at that, but steeled himself. "Well, then I guess I'd better get started."

10 months later (I'm too damn lazy to actually make anything for this montage.)