"No. I'm not aiding you in this! You are using her now." She scolded! Lightning frowned ans tried to convince Mack's wife, "Please, it's the last time. I promise." The woman glared at Lightning in the face! "I don't trust you Lightning!" she snapped. Lightning whined a little. "Come on, this is the only way I can get close to her." He fought. The woman snickered and crossed her arms. Mack sighed and stepped in saying "Awe come on babe. Just help him out this one more time. It's harmless." She glared at her husband. "Mack... Can we talk alone?.. In the kitchen?.." She sounded mad. Lightning and Mack glanced at each other. "My condolences." Lightning joked. Mack rolled his eyes. "Yes dear, I'm comin."

Mack and his wife stepped out of the other room, leaving Lightning alone. "Are you serious? You want me to help him trick a woman?" she asked rudely. Mack frowned and explained "Well I feel bad for the kid.. Besides it's not exactly a trick.." Oh his wife thought differsntand crossed her arms. "Would you do that to me? Pretend to be someone else?" she asked. Mack was cautious and smiled answering "Course not. But Lightning is our friend. Just this last time?" Oh she glared at Mack. Mad and not wanting to really keep doing this. "Fine." She growled. "But this had BETTER be the last time!" Mack smiled "Thank you." he replied and kissed her forehead.

The couple walked back in to Lightning. "Fine... I'll help with the whole Chester thing.." Lightning smiled hearing that! She poked Lightning hard in his chest! "But this is the last time! Last!" she shouted firmly! Lightning nodded agreeing "Last time, promise. I'll come clean to Sally." She seemed mad but satisfied. So let the disguise make over begin...

Sally stood in front of her car. Scrambling for the keys on her purse. She paused feeling a 'tap tap' on her shoulder. She turned around "Oh... You.." She growled. Chick smiled and said "It is me. In the flesh." Sally rolled her eyes. "What do you want Chick?" she asked as she continued to scramble around for those keys of hers. Chick stared at her. Low. Sally sighed and snapped at him "You can stop looking at my ass!" Chick shrugged defending "It's a nice ass..." SLAP Right across his face with her purse! Chick grabbed his face! "What was that for!?" "Honestly, after my day, that felt good." Sally admitted with a smile.

Chick rubbed his face and muttered "Well if you're done abusing me, I need your help." Help? Oh now this, Sally wanted to hear. "My help?" she asked as she turned to face him. Chick flinched, afraid she was about to slap him with the bag of bricks from hell! "Yea.. As you know I host my show Chick's picks with Chik Hicks." Yes, everyone knew that. "And I also signed a deal with the school." "The school? What School?" Sally asked. Now she was concerned. "Cal Weathers and Tex." Chick answered. But she found that unbelievable. "Wait?... Cal hired you?" she asked. Chick snickered, rolling his eyes he explained "More like we're partners.. Im just the co assistant intern to the assistant of the front office manager to the president of the school. In return, I don't post or say anything negative about Cal or Cruz." Sally just stared. "Right... What help of mine do you need Chick?" she asked.

Chick smiled "Glad you offered to help darlin!" Sally's brows lowered, "Hey, I never offered to he"-"All I need is a few questions answered, a small statement from you about your little date with?.. This guy." Chick messed on his phone a moment before turning to show Sally the photo of herself with Chester. She frowned and blushed a little. "Chester.." she muttered. "Yea, Chester Vitte." Sally raised a brow and needed to understand why Chick even cared but "Wait?.. Did you take those pictures?" she asked. Chick shook his head answering "No. Oh but I wish I was there to see this." Sally glared and shoved the phone/ photo away.

"Why do you care about me and some date?" Sally asked rudely. Chick smiled "Oh I don't. But old kachow does. But I need more details about this date before I. " He paused. "So?.." Chick asked. "Care to make a statement to help me out darlin?" Sally glared snarling "No. Why don't you go find Chester and talk to him." She turned and opened the door to her car but Chick pushed it shut, pinning her to the door. "Can't find the guy. You were easier." That word. Easy. You were the easiest. That done it!

Sally turned and snapped "NO! I am not easy! You men and your twisted minds! You want a statement, here's my statement!.." She paused as an old clunk of a car pulled up. She took a deep breath realizing she was acting a little crazy. Chick stared and asked "Geez.. What bit you in the but?" Sally frowned and shook her head explaining "Im having a rough day. Here's my statement regarding my relationship with Chester Vitte." The car door opened and a man stepped out, shutting the old door.

"Chester is a friend. Of mine and of Lightning's. He is no more than that. We went out as business partners and nothing more." "Nothing more? But the photos say something else?" Chick pointed out. Sally sighed and nodded explaining further, "Chester and I are nothing more than.." She stopped. It was him. Chester was here! Standing by his old clunk of a car. "He is.. Such a life saver." "Life saver?.. That's a bit over the top?" Chick complained then realized he was being watched and turned around. INstantly smiling! "Chester Vitte himself! SO glad you are here! Both of you!" He said with such a fake smile! Chester glared and asked Sally, "This guy bothering you?" Sally giggled answering and assuring "I can handle him, thanks." Chick was unsure what she meant by that exactly.

"Can I get a picture of the two of you together? For the show?" Chick asked. Chester faked a smile "Uh.. Gee.. I don't think that's such a good idea.. Sally prob"-"It's fine Chester. Come on." Sally assured. That surprised Chester and Chick really. Chester awkwardly walked over and posed next to Sally. She grabbed his hand. Tightly! Then FLASH! "Great one. Thanks!" Chick said. Chester didn't really like the idea of another photo of him and Sally floating around but.. He felt a little pressured. Sally let go of his hand though. "Now, Chester and I are friends. We are.. discussing the idea of a relationship. But that isn't really your business. And if you really wanna get on Lightning's nerves?" Hold on? Was Sally working with Chick!? Chester wondered as he heard that! Wait.. Did Lightning piss Sally off that much?..

Sally had Chick's attention, "If you really wanna get on Lightning's nerves?.. Go fuck yourself." She softly snarled. Chick glared. He had been shut down. Chester smiled even though he tried not to. It was so funny. "Now go. Before I call Sheriff to escort you off my courthouse property," Chick was mad and griped back under his breath "You wont be mayor for much longer.." Then left, seeing as he wasn't gonna get anything good out of this. Sally watched Chick leave, making sure he actually left. She sighed, a breath of relief.

"Sorry.. That guy in a menace." Sally joked to her lover. Chester smiled and shrugged. "Iv'e.. Dealt with guys like him. I understand." Sally nodded, "What are you doing here?" She asked. "I wanted to see you. I knew the mayor would be here. Glad I caught you before you left." "Yeah, you got lucky but.. I gotta go pick up my kids.." She explained. Chester smiled asking "Why don't you.. Get a sitter for a few hours and go out to dinner with me tonight?" "Dinner?.. Like.. Public? Here?.. Everyone knows who I am and most everyone has seen our photo together.." Chester knew this and nodded "Yea, so it won't be such a shock to see us at dinner together. Right?" Sally stared. Not sure. Maybe she was wrong and this guy wasn't Lightning at all. "I really don't have a good baby sitter.." She admitted. Just Lightning's mom and sometimes Flo. But Flo would be busy and Lightning's mom might tell Lightning. If Chester wasn't Lightning?.. So confused...

"Alright.. It was just dinner. You don't have to do anything you don't want to Sally." He sounded so sweet and kind. Complete opposite of how Lightning was treating her. "But you did say you loved me.." Chester reminded. Sally blushed and played with her hair, "I did say that.. Um.." She had been having a rough and mentally frustrating day. Dinner could be nice and with Chester! "I.. I guess I do.. Know someone who could watch the kids. Dinner?" she asked. Chester smiled and nodded. "OKay. Um.. Where should I meet you and.. When?" she added in asking. This was going to be so nice. Chester smiled. A love struck smile.

"Well no bar. I am taking you to the nicest place in town. So dress classy. I'll even wear a suit for you. And I don't put on a suit for just anyone." Sally smiled at that. "Hope you don't take it off for just anyone either.." She flirted. She couldn't have been sexier. Dam she was already making him weak. The two embraced each other. They were n love and it showed. Chester's smile faded. "What is it?.." Sally asked. Chester sighed. He had to come clean at some point. He took her hands in his and looked into her eyes. "Tonight.. Wear your nicest dress.. Put on your finest jewelry..Relax before I come to pick you up.. If that's okay?... I'm going to give you the time and the dedication and kind of date that you deserve.." Sally smiled softly, "Oh Chester.. I"-"I'm not finished..." He interrupted. "I'm going to.. try and make tonight perfect for you.. Because i'll probably screw it all up in one sentence by the end of the night.." Sally had suspicions. But still was unsure what he meant exactly.

She honestly didn't want him to be Lightning! Basically praying he wasn't. Because that meant Lightning went this far for what?! TO sleep with her? Playing this multiple personality thing? That was crazy, Francesco Crazy. She didn't want it to end and find out she had been tricked and lied to! "Well.. Then. How about a little.. Pre date meeting." Chester sighed and felt he needed to let her know. "We don't have to do anything." Sally knew that but.. She wanted to push back the idea of this being a set up. "Chester, I'm gonna be honest with you.. I have had a crappy day. I am pissed and annoyed and hurt and I really want you." Chester or Lightning's little plan worked.. But.. Why didn't he feel good about it now?

HE should be happy and proud that his plan worked to get her into sex but.. It felt dirty and wrong. HE did trick her. He was a jerk.. "You say that but.. I don't want you to regret it later just.. Wait until after our date tonight.. Who knows? Maybe it'll go that well." He smiled. A fake smile. He knew it was only going to end in screaming and fighting and drama. Sally nodded. "Okay.." He lifted her chin. "I love you.. Very much. I'll pick you up at seven?" Sally agreed...

Chester walked into the academy and shut the door. Letting out a sigh. "Celia!?" He called! Nothing. Good, he was alone. Chester, Lightning grabbed the wig and pulled it off. Relief. Just for a few hours. GASP! He looked up. "Shit.." He muttered as he stared face to face with Celia! "YOU'RE CHESTER VITTE!?" She stated! Ch-Lightning quickly snapped "Celia, I know this looks bad but please.. Let me explain.. Some.." Celia rushed over and grabbed the wig acting frantic, "HURRY! Put that thing back on!" She whined! "What on earth is wrong with you!?" Lightning scolded! Celia fumbled around trying to put the wig on straight quick! "McQueen!?" "BOBBY!?" The two stared at each other! Both shocked to see each other!

The girl beside him must of been Heather. "You're Chester!?" Bobby shouted! Celia gave up. Stepping aside and the wig was barely on. Bobby crossed his arms and snapped "You got some explaining to do." Che-Lightning sighed. Yes he did at this point. Bobby and Celia and.. Heather.. All knew now. Chester was Lightning. It was quiet. Bobby seemed a little pissed. Celia just was so stunned and didn't know what to say! Lightning was maybe trying to think of how to even explain this to his employee and friend. Heather saw the anger ion Bobby and the weird thing between and smiled awkwardly and held up the box in her hand, "I brought cupcakes..." She smiled. Ugh... This was going to be interesting...

Lightning took off the wig and admitted "Yes.. I'm Chester.." Celia seemed disgusted, Bobby seemed surprised and Heather had no clue what was going on. Bobby wanted to know what was going on "Why have you?.. So if you're Chester?.. But Sally?.." Lightning sighed "Celia, I'll explain this to you later. Not a word to anybody if you like your job. Got it?" Lightning said so seriously. Celia nodded agreeing. "Bobby.. Come with me to my office.. I'll.. Explain.." He walked by them to get to the elevator and stopped and stared at the girl. She was cute.

A little tiny girl, pale, big blue eyes, bangs, her auburn red like hair in a pony tail, thin brows, lack and grey plaid mini skirt, knee high socks, red long sleeved cardigan buttoned up. Lightning gave Bobby this look like Wtf Really?.. The three of them entered the awkwardly quiet. Heather holding her silly little box of cupcakes. So quiet.. She nervously spoke up again "Anyone like cupcakes?.." Faking a smile. Bobby and Lightning glanced at her. No one answered her. Lightning leaned over and whispered "Thought you said she was curvy." Bobby glanced at his future wife then corrected "Big in the right places." Lightning rolled his eyes. "She could be your daughter!" Lightning complained in a loud whisper! Bobby glared at his old friend.

Heather glared at them both and snapped "I heard that! And we aren't that far apart Mr McQueen? Less than fifteen years?" She snooty like snapped. Lightning stared at her and asked "How old do you think he is?" "Bobby told me, he's thirty three this year." Heather answered with a happy smile. Lightning slowly stared at Bobby. The two friends stared at each other. "Thirty three huh?" Lightning asked. Knowing good and well that was a lie. Bobby glared as if he was threatening Lightning to SHUT UP! DING. Lightning's office floor.

The three made there way into Lightning's office. Lightning sat down in his chair while Bobby sat in front in the guest seat and Heather stood behind her boyfriend. "Why are you two here?" Lightning asked. Bobby shook his head snapping "Oh no! You gotta explain that Chester Vitte get up!" Lightning sighed. Heather was glaring or something awful hard at Lightning. Enough Lightning pointed it out to Bobby "What is she doing?" "What?" "Your girl.. She's lookin at me weird." Bobby looked up at her and Heather smiled apologizing "I am so sorry... I'm just having trouble remembering which friend of my Bobby's you are?.. Is he the dorky one or the slutty one?" She asked. Lightning glared at his friend. Bobby faked a smile and a laugh "ha-ha.. Uh.. Neither.. Um.. Go check out that car over there. Use to be a famous race car." Pointing to the bolt. Heather smiled "Really? It's so shiny! I thought race cars got beat up or.. destroyed after retirement?.." and did as she was told. "haha.. Okay.." Bobby said awkwardly.

Leaving the men to chat. Bobby blushed saying "She's.. Adorable huh." Smiling. Lightning didn't say anything back to that. so, Bobby decided to go first, "I brought Heather over thinking you might give her a tour and so you could meet her. She." Lightning motioned for Bobby to stop and asked "What is she doing?" Bobby looked over to see Heather with her top half of her body in the widnow of the bolt and lower half out the window. Bobby was just as clueless. "Babe! What ya doin!?" Bobby asked loudly to grab her attention. Heather stood up next to the car answering with a smile "I never saw a race car engine before. I was looking for the button that pops the hood." She blushed. Bobby snickered a bit and explained "Hood pins sweet heart. Race cars have pins in the hood to hold them down." "Oh." She replied. Lightning glared and asked "She has been around cars right?" Bobby nodded. "Does she even have a license?" Lightning asked. Bobby nodded "Of course, You gotta license!? Right babe!?" HE shouted. Heather was sitting in the driver seat of the car by now and shouted back "Nope!"

"Get her out of my car." Lightning growled. Bobby blushed a little. Seeming like he was jumping into this marriage idea. So after showing Heather to one of the ros appropriate for her, Bobby and Lightning chatted alone in Lightning's office...

"So let me see if I got this right?" Bobby asked. "You disguised yourself as this?.. Chester Vitte.. To find students for your academy.. But you ran into Sally? She stalked you.. And so you continued to pretend to be Chester and she began to?.. Like this character? Really?" Lightning nodded. "So now you are being Chester to be with her evantually as?... Yourself?" Lightning nodded again. Bobby leaned in his seat and replied "Sheesh.. That seems complicated.." Lightning raised a brow and asked "More complicated than marrying your possible daughter?" Bobby glared at his friend and snapped "Hey! That's not funny! Heather is cute and funny!" "AND NINE TEEN! Barely legal!" Lightning yelled!

Bobby was just pouting at Lightning's disagreement with his choice in women. "You fucked a younger woman? Hell what about those young twins!?" "Yeah," Lightning admitted. "But I was close to their age! Come on Bobby.. Cruz doesn't count?" "Cruz doesn't count? Seriously? She does to!" Bobby defended himself mostly. Lightning sighed replying "Bobby.. Heather is not right for you. What the heck are you thinking?" Bobby snickered "I'm thinking I'm gonna get me some tight virgin ass like you did!" "What are you talking about?" Lightning asked.

The two stared at each other a moment. "Bobby.." Lightning began, "If you say Cruz, so help me I'm gonna get in the car and run you over!" He scolded. Bobby remained silent. But Lightning knew he meant Cruz. Lightning took Cruz's virginity those years ago. Lightning sighed and rubbed his headm "Look... If you really like her?.. I'm.. I'm... Glad you are happy but... I know you are jealous of me a little and I know you wanted a younger girl.. This isn't.. She could be your daughter. Literally after all the women you've been with!" Oh that was rude! Bobby hit Lightning's desk and yelled back "Maybe you're the one who's jealous! Maybe you like tight virgins and can't find anymore to fuck you!" "Excuse me!?" Lightning yelled.

Bobby sighed and frowned. "Okay,.. I know.. Sorry.. Just got a little defensive.." Lightning calmed down himself to and nodded admitting "Yeah.. Me to.. Look.. Let's.. Drop it. You wanna marry her, okay. Congratulations. We don't need to fight about it. It'syour decision Bobby." Lightning said. Even though he did not agree with this. Bobby smiled a little and thanked Lightning. "Still friends? Right?" Bobby asked. "Of course." Lightning answered. The two made up before it even got out of hand luckily. "So.. Ending with that. You owe me." Bonny said with a sly smile.

"Owe you!?" Lightning yelled! What the heck did he owe Bobby!? For what!? "Yup! You want me to keep this Chester thing quiet right? Heather and I?" He asked. Lightning glared muttering "...Yes..." "Great! Could you maybe?.. I don't know? Give Heather a job here?" Bobby asked kindly. Lightning's eyed widened "Seriously!?" "Come on! She is great! Super cheerful!" Bobby assured. Lightning rubbed his eyes from this head ache. "I gotta hurry up.. I got plans tonight and NO! Don't bother asking what and who! Fine.. I'm.. Actuay in need of someome to replace Jethro anyway.. She surely is young enough to know how to work all that social stuff.." "Plus she can bake cupcakes! Thank you!" Bobby shouted with a smile! "Thanks so much McQueen! I will make it up to you at my party next week!"...