5-Volt was lying down, fast asleep, inches away from the nearest lake. Water was gently lapping at her toes as she clenched and unclenched her toes, noticing the feeling of the mud against her bare skin and a warm breeze blew. The stars shone brilliantly across the sky as she was lying on her back, naked on a small plain of mud, hidden from the outside world by a dense crescent of trees.
Looking around, 5-Volt startled as a siren was heard and she gasped while asking herself, "Where are my clothes? They couldn't have gone far, they don't have legs. Alright, alright, it's dark out. Maybe I just missed them. I'm going to close my eyes, and take a deep breath, and count to three, and they'll be right here. One... two... three... And...?! Darn it! Darn, dang, gosh, golly, damn! Where are they?!"
Hyperventilating, 5-Volt clenched her fists rhythmically and focused on her breathing, trying to calm herself down, but she ultimately cursed into the night.
The naked woman peeked out from behind the trees and 5-Volt was still alone, so far as she could tell. Huddled over, futilely trying to cover her breasts and pussy from any potential voyeurs, she waddled along the shoreline, studying the tree line for any hint of her clothes. Nothing... nothing... nothing... shit! My clothes are gone. Just... gone. What was I going to do now? I can't stay here, someone will come down eventually. I don't have my cell phone, so at least that hadn't gotten stolen, but I can't call for help either."
Suddenly, a terrible thought struck 5-Volt, "What if I went too far with desires for public nudity? The thugs were bad enough, the risk of arrest seemed pretty high at this point. Maybe I should really stop with this, I should tell my husband I don't want to be naked anymore. What if he did this to me?! I'll kill him!"
5-Volt just had to get home. Once she was there, she'd be safe, but that meant she'd have to make her way back across town...alone...at night... completely naked. She pondered if there would be enough berries and stuff around the lake that she could just stay put until her hair grew to Godiva-esque lengths and she could get back home with her modesty intact.
A branch snapped in the darkness, 5-Volt whimpered, "Who's there?!"
The sound caused 5-Volt's heart to pound like a taiko drum team until a sharp pain in the sole of her foot made her realize that it had just been her foot stepping on a stick. She lifted up her foot to examine it, revealing two small fragments of wood beneath.
After her heartbeat returned to normal, 5-Volt realized she couldn't stay here any longer, not if she didn't want her heart to explode. Knowing that she would have to risk it, she took a moment to plan out her route in her head. While thinking, 5-Volt was pretty sure she could swing it and make it all the way back to her home without getting caught. Taking a deep breath, she stepped out from the trees.
5-Volt didn't bother trying to cover her body, she wanted to focus on staying hidden and being aware of her surroundings. Also, she'd rather someone catch a glimpse from a distance than bump into someone unexpectedly. Nakedly, 5-Volt slinked through the trees surrounding the lake, keeping her ears perked for any sudden noises, a difficult task with her heart pounding so loudly.
Creeping from tree to tree, 5-Volt was scouting ahead from each hiding place, staying low to the ground as she scuttled to safety. At every sound, she froze, trying to locate its source, feeling like a hunted animal, prey to any predator that might come across her in her defenseless state. From the darkness came a giggle, so 5-Volt paused, listening for the source. Voices were approaching, getting louder as she frantically searched around for some sort of covering, but there were only trees.
In terms of options, 5-Volt thought about trying to get away from them, but they might hear her, or worse, see her. She could hide behind a tree, but if they walked past her, she'd be exposed. Also, she could not just head back to the lake because she would lose all her progress and have to start all over again.
An idea bubbled up past 5-Volt's fears and worries, she could go up. Above her were the sturdy, leafy branches of an ancient tree. 5-Volt scampered up its trunk, climbing into the branches as she tried unsuccessfully to protect her most sensitive spots from the rough bark. Then she froze.
The spot 5-Volt found was a good spot to rest in since it was high enough off the ground and the leaves were dense enough that she was unlikely to be seen unless somebody was looking directly up at her. However, she couldn't move making no noise, and now she was trapped spread-eagled between the branch below her and the branch above. Her arms and legs were spread, and she had no way of even hiding herself should someone look up at her. If she tried to take one of her hands down from the branch above, she might lose her balance.
Silently, the nude woman tried to breathe without making a sound, 5-Volt was praying that no one could hear her heartbeat pounding in her bare chest.
5-Volt watched as beneath her, a guy took his girlfriend's hands in his and raised them up over her head. He pressed her against the tree and kissed her lips, her cheeks, her neck. She felt like a voyeur watching them, but if she closed her eyes, she might miss a chance to escape, so she kept watching them.
After a minute or so, they were so distracted that 5-Volt felt safe enough to climb back down and make her way out of the woods without running into anyone else.
Now, 5-Volt was in a park, but she couldn't make out which one since she had been to several parks. Fortunately for her, it was nearly empty, but it was also much better lit. She stuck to the sides, shunning the walkways.
From time to time, 5-Volt came across a man or a woman, or sometimes both, taking evening strolls. When she did, she lied down in the grass, or hid behind whatever covering was available. Everyone else used the paths, so 5-Volt saw them long before they could see her, and she had an advantage.
At one point, two men passed by 5-Volt just a few feet away from where she was lying on the other side of a row of hedges, completely naked. Had one of them taken just a single step closer to examine the bushes, there was no doubt she would have been caught.
The idea of getting caught always excited her, though. She wondered what they might make her do, maybe force her to give them blowjobs, or let them cum onto her face, their hot seeds dripping down her naked body. Quivering in the darkness, 5-Volt felt her quiet perversions warming her body in the spring night as the footsteps passed by her. Once again, silence reigned. Slowly, she raised herself up to survey the area. It was clear that there was time to move.
5-Volt felt feral running barefoot and bare butt across the park at night, completely nude, nothing marring her perfect nakedness. She felt like a werewolf, like a primal being of nature. It was exhilarating, and for a brief while, she almost forgot her predicament completely, lost in the freeing sensation on streaking in public unseen.
After another few minutes, 5-Volt reached the edge of the park. Across the street stood a familiar path she took on Saturday. Being so close, she only had one last barrier to cross the road. Sadly, there was no way around it and she would have to cross the well-lit road before she could get home.
Sucking it up, 5-Volt crossed. Luckily, she was unseen as she finally made it back. On the front door, there was a written note attached to it with her husband's writing on it, which said,
5-Volt, sorry about what I put you through, but it was the only thing I could think of to prevent you from spoiling the surprise. Hopefully, I didn't turn you off from being naked. Did I?
Reading the note, 5-Volt thought, "What surprise?"
The door creaked open, 5-Volt hurriedly pushed her way into the darkened home and the lights turned on and a chorus of voices cheered, "Surprise! Happy Birthday!"
A large cake sat on the kitchen table, surrounded by wrapped gifts. Above the table, a colorful banner read, "Happy Birthday, 5-Volt!"
Scattered throughout the apartment were most of 5-Volt's friends, limited to Wario, Jimmy T., Dribble, Spitz, Dr. Crygor, Master Mantis and Orbulon. Now, they were all staring in shock at her.
5-Volt was naked in the middle of the room. Gasps rang out, quickly followed by a quiet susurrus of whispers. She felt the heat of their stares, of lust, of shock, of judgment against her body. Her husband greeted, "Hey, honey. Sorry about leaving you naked out there."
Nervously, 5-Volt giggled, "Oh. Um... that's ok."
"Did your enjoyment of nudity... go away?"
5-Volt smiled, "Nope. It's still just as enjoyable as ever, I'm just thankful I didn't get arrested."
Kissing her husband, 5-Volt wrapped his arms around his neck and her legs around his waist. Everyone else awkwardly let themselves out.