In the Agate Forest, Dr. Crygor was looking for more fungi, but what he stumbled upon was worse than being startled by Mike or Doris 1. He was face to face with... a 1000 pound brown bear; it roared louder than Dr. Crygor screamed. He ran for his life and took shelter in the lab of his granddaughter, Penny, who noticed her grandpa's panicking and asked, "Grandpa? Is something wro-"
Dr. Crygor shushed her, "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be quiet! There is a big brown bear after me and it's going to kill me if it finds me! I need to hide now!"
Too late, the bear barged in. Breaking down the door, the bear roared. Terrified, Penny shrieked an ear-piercing scream along with Dr. Crygor, who leapt in her arms so she could carry him and run away, Scooby-Doo style.
While running for their lives, the bear ran past a file cabinet. Penny poked her head out of the top drawer, Dr. Crygor poked his head out of the middle drawer and for some reason, the bear poked his head out of the bottom drawer.
The Crygors ran out of the lab and into the forest, but not before grabbing a bear trap and some tranquilizer darts. As Penny and Dr. Crygor hid in the forest, they covered the bear trap with leaves so the bear could get caught and they could subdue it with tranq darts. With the bear unconscious, Dr. Crygor said to it, "Now let's find out who you really are!"
Dr. Crygor grabbed at the unconscious bear's head and tried to pull it off, but it didn't come off. Penny said, "That's not a disguise, grandpa. It's an actual bear."
"Oh. Now let's get out of here before it wakes up."
They left. Once back at his lab, Dr. Crygor got an invitation for a potluck from 5-Volt.
At the Peridot Campgrounds, 5-Volt invited all the adults for a potluck. She wore nothing but a bathrobe and then took it off in front of everyone, much to their surprise. She placed a finger on her butt and made a sizzling sound as they cooked hot dogs, veggies, chicken and s'mores. Dribble was uneasy, "Is this really necessary?"
5-Volt replied, "Sure is because you can't spell pussycat without pussy. Right, Spitz?"
Spitz was confused, but he didn't fight back when 5-Volt kneeled down to kiss his head. 5-Volt even did a little dance to the tune of Milkshake by Kelis.
Wario didn't care one way or another, he just wanted to stuff his face. Jimmy T. noticed that the naked woman danced a lot better than him, she wiggled her boobs while twerking, he felt like no one could dance better than her. Master Mantis and Dr. Crygor thought about dancing with her, but ultimately decided not to so they wouldn't drive everyone away. Orbulon had 5-Volt sit on some of his hammies so he could take pictures. Mike and Fronk just stared blankly. Her husband took pictures as well.
As the adults ate and ate, Dr. Crygor heard a rustling in the bushes. He ventured to the source of the noise, a little far from the group, and then noticed... a big brown bear! It may or may not have, but most definitely resembled the one he encountered not too long ago. He freaked out as he ran to the other with the bear chasing. He screamed, "Brown bear on the loose! Everyone run for your lives or it'll kill us all!"
The group all saw the bear and everyone screamed at the tops of their lungs as they all scattered in different directions. Sadly for Crygor, the bear chased him and he screamed, "Help! Get away from me, you big bad old bear! Cut it out! Leave me alone! Don't you chase me! Get out of here, go on, help! Get away from me!"
Everyone else stopped running and tried to think of a plan to save Crygor. 5-Volt quickly hatched an idea. She whistled to the bear, "Yoo-hoo. Oh, grizzly."
The bear's attention was diverted to the naked mom. Seduced by 5-Volt in all of her naked beaity, the bear slowly walked over to her on all fours, filled with lust as there were hearts in the bear's eyes. As the bear approached her, she whispered to her husband, "Get the bear spray and the shotgun, they're in the car."
Following her directions, he headed to the car as 5-Volt kept seducing the bear, "Why settle for a crazy old man when you can have a beautiful naked woman to play with? That's right, walk to me."
When the husband came back with the bear spray and shotgun, 5-Volt gestured for him to toss the bear spray to her. She caught it and sprayed in the bear's eyes, making it roar and howl in pain. She kept spraying it until the bear could not see a thing, then she grabbed the shotgun to blow the bear's brains out.
Once the bear was dead, Dr. Crygor gave her a big hug as he exclaimed, "My hero!"
5-Volt returned the favor as she hugged Dr. Crygor back. She even put his hands on her buttocks. The nude woman giggled, "That's the power of nudity."
Orbulon praised her, "That was an excellent diversion for protection against bears, if somewhat lewd."
Mike said, "You are smart like a robot to really bring down a grizzly bear the way you did."
5-Volt said, "Let's call animal control and get out of here."