"Last time, On Total Drama: Kazan Island!" Chris announces. "Last episode our 19 returning contestants arrived on the yacht and got acquainted with the black sand beaches on the island caused by the resident volcano. Cody and Sierra are apparently friends now, Zoey and Mike are still together, and Dakota has failed to make an alliance with Harold. What is next for our campers? Find out on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"

*Theme song plays*. Justin is seen looking at himself in the mirror while Katie and Sadie admire him. In the next shot, Anne Maria is giving Beth a makeover. A bear comes out of the bushes and flings Anne Maria out of the way, while Beth goes flying. Beth lands on Brick's Back while he's doing push-ups. Tyler and Eva dive into the water. Eva is successful, but Tyler does a belly flop on the water. Next, Dakota is seen trying to get Harold's attention while he's using his nunchucks. DJ comes up to them and pulls them into a big bear hug. Then, the camera shows Noah and Izzy tied up together. Izzy is visibly annoying Noah with her talking. Next, Zoey and Mike are kissing, while Scott is hiding behind a tree. Scott cuts the rope to one of his traps and Mike is pulled up into it. Zoey is concerned about it while Scott can be seen laughing in the background. Finally, all the contestants are surrounding the campfire. The camera zooms in on Cody and Dawn about to kiss. Sierra comes between them. Dawn and Cody act like nothing was happening while the camera zooms out and shows the show logo. *Theme song ends*

"Alright campers, your next challenge will have you walking with me towards the challenge site." Chris explains. "Follow me, if you will."

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Brick in the confessional. "Whatever this challenge is, I'll be sure to lead my team to victory. With Jo not around, I have tons of confidence. Uh... did I say Jo?"

The teams are seen walking towards the challenge sight. "So… Sierra… what do you say about us being friends who uh, ya know, vote together?" Dakota questions.

"Usually, I would say yes, but 67% of my fanblog thinks that the only alliance I should have is with Cody. Sorry." Sierra replies.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Dakota in the confessional. "Oh come on! I'm working my butt off here but nobody wants to be my friend! I mean… alliance member. Not like I really need friends or anything. Who needs friends when you have m-o-n-e-y."

PSSH. The camera cuts to Sierra in the confessional. "It was such a shame I had to say no to Dakota, but I trust my fanblog 100%!"

Dawn walks next to Dakota. "So Dakota, what do you think the next challenge is gonna be?" she asks.

"Are you talking to me?" she questions. "Oh, I don't know. Knowing Chris McLame it's probably something super brutal and super not fun." Dawn giggles at Dakota's remark.

PSSH. The camera cuts to Dawn in the confessional. "I noticed Dakota's aura was looking a little dark blue. So I thought I would cheer her up with some small talk."

Anne Maria runs up to Beth. "So zombie face, I was thinkin' maybe you could let me fix you up a bit?" Anne Maria asks. "I got tons of extra make-up in case of emergencies like this." she states.

"First of all, please don't call me zombie face. Second of all, I'm not interested in a makeover, I'm beautiful just the way I am." Beth annoyingly replies.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Beth in the confessional. "Could you believe the nerve of this girl! I was trying to be as nice as possible but I wanted to tell her she looks like a Jersey Shore rip-off!" She snaps. "Whoops… was that too mean?" She asks to the camera.

PSSSH. The camera shows Anne Maria in the confessional. "Sheesh, I was just tryin' to help and this girl be yellin' at me and stuff. I did NOT come here to have my fashion advice turned down!"

Chris and the contestants arrive at a cleared out area of the island. "Welcome contestants to the first ever challenge of the season." He announces. "And because of my past reputation and some threatening lawsuits, this challenge is going to be a safe one!"

The contestants cheer.

"Now, Now. Settle down. Don't get too excited." Chris murmurs. "Here's how the challenge works: each team will pick 3 campers at a time to carry a large empty bucket to a large water tower. The other 3 campers will pull the lever to release the water. Afterwards, bring the bucket full of water back to this bucket on a scale and have it weighed. When the scale says the bucket weighs 60 pounds or higher, it will make a loud dinging noise. The first team to get their bucket to weigh 60 pounds or higher, wins the challenge and gets a reward. Team in 2nd place also gets immunity, and the team in last place has to eliminate somebody." Chris explains. "Because the Striking Serpents have 7 members, one person must sit out of the challenge."

"I'll sit out!" Justin exclaims.

"Oh, come on Justin." Zoey whispers. "If we lose you might get voted out."

"It's fine, I got this." Justin replies.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Justin in the confessional cam. "I'm not gonna make the same mistakes that I did in Action. I'm gonna properly protect my face and good looks so I can charm Katie, Sadie, and Anne Maria into an alliance with me."

The camera cuts back to the challenge site. The Serpents have chosen Anne Maria, Scott, and Zoey to carry the bucket. Mike, Katie, and Sadie will pull the lever. The Bears have chosen Eva, Brick, and Tyler to carry the bucket. Beth, Izzy, and Noah will pull the lever. The Bucks have chosen DJ, Sierra, and Cody to hold the bucket. Dakota, Harold, and Dawn will pull the lever.

"And your challenge starts; NOW!"

All 3 teams start the challenge, with The Bears in the lead. All 3 teams get to the water pump station. "Uh… Uh.. It's so heavy." Dakota says while straining her arms. "Ow!" she shouts, letting go of the lever.

"Dakota, grab the lever!" Harold shouts. Dakota grabs the lever back and continues to pull.

Izzy jumps on the lever and gets the water to run out. "Izzy jump!"

Noah and Beth stare in surprise. "Nice job Izzy!" Noah shouts.

Eva, Tyler, and Brick start to carry the bucket away. The bucket drops on Brick and Tyler's toes.

"OW, OW, OW." they both cry.

"Knock it off and pick it back up!" Eva commands.

Brick and Tyler pick the bucket back up and pour the water into the other bucket on the scale. The scale reads 27 pounds. Eva, Tyler, and Brick head back. By this time, the other two teams have pulled their levers.

"Go, Go!" Cody shouts.

"Cmon, we have to catch up!" Zoey yells.

"Don't you think we're tryna go as fast as we can, Red?" Anne Maria asks aggressively.

"Oh, come on. Are you still mad at me about Vito?" Zoey questions.

"I know Vito is still in there! And it's the real him!" Anne Maria says.

"Ugh… you just don't get it." Zoey mumbles.

Both the Serpents and Bucks get back and poor the water in. They both read 30 pounds.

"Alright, we can still win this!" Zoey cheers. "Right, Scott?" Zoey questions.

PSSSH. Scott is in the confessional. "Oh cmon, did she just say that because I threw my teams challenges in the 4th season? I haven't done that in a looong time." he complains. "Although, it was a pretty genius idea." he brags.

The camera cuts back to Eva, Tyler, and Brick carrying their second water bucket. Tyler trips and half the water spills out of the bucket.

"Tyler?! GET UP!" Eva barks.

Brick helps Tyler up. "Thanks, bro." Tyler says to Brick.

"No problem soldier, just following the cadet code!" He says "heroically."

Noah rolls his eyes.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Noah in the confessional. "Ooooh, Eva is gonna get so mad. That's my girl." He says jokingly.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to Eva in the confessional. "How am I supposed to win if my team are complete klutzes?" she asks angrily.

Eva pours the water onto the scale and gets a reading of 38 pounds.

The Serpents and the Bucks pull the lever and bring the water to the scale. They both get readings of 50 pounds.

"Just a few more steps guys, we got this in the bag." DJ affirms.

"I can't believe it Katie, we're actually here on Total Drama again." Sadie cheers.

Mike looks back at Sadie not pulling the lever. "Sadie! Pull the lever!"

Sadie grabs the lever and pulls. Water comes down into the bucket, but the Bucks and Bears already have water in their buckets.

"Great, now we're gonna lose the challenge because of you, Sadie!" Scott complains.

"Oh come on, it's not her fault." Zoey cries.

"Yeah guys, lighten up it's not her fault." Katie says.

Sadie holds back tears. The Serpents pour the water onto the scale and it reads 80 pounds. Ding ding ding. "We have a winner!" Chris announces. The bucks celebrate their victory. DJ hugs Harold and Dakota and Sierra lifts up Cody.

"The rest of you teams, keep going to see who gets second place. This should be interesting."

The Serpents get close and are about to pour the water. Just then, Eva throws the bucket over to the scale. The water flies out of the bucket onto the scale and reads 60 pounds.

Ding ding ding. "We have a second place team!"

"That was awesome Eva, where did you learn that?" Tyler asks.

Eva smiles. "Javelin throwing. I've gotten pretty good at it." Eva answers proudly.

PSSSH. The camera shows Eva in the confessional cam. "Finally, some appreciation around here!"

"As for the Striking Serpents, you guys are gonna have to vote someone off." Chris states. "Who's it gonna be?" he wonders. Scott, Justin, Mike, and Anne Maria glare at Sadie.

"What… do I have something stuck in my teeth?" Sadie asks.

The camera cuts to the campfire ceremony. "All right competitors, one of you is gonna be voted off tonight, and you can never come back. EVER." he says sternly. He shows a bucket full of candied charcoal, a local delicacy. "These pieces of candy represent your life here, if you get one, you are safe. For now…" Chris explains ominously.

PSSSH. The campers are seen in the voting booth. "No way Sadie or I are gonna be voted out tonight, we vote for Scott!" Katie says confidently.

"Sadie messed up the challenge! I vote for Sadie." Scott declares.

"Sadie did kinda mess up today… but Scott is evil!" Mike says indecisively.

"I don't know who to vote for!" says Zoey.

"All right campers, the votes have been tallied and if you receive a piece of charcoal candy, you are safe. "Mike, Zoey, Justin, Katie, and Anne Maria. You guys are safe tonight." The campers with candied charcoal sigh in relief.

"Sadie, you cost your team the challenge and a precious few seconds when you let go of the lever to chat it up with Katie." Chris states. "And Scott, you're a ginger."

"Hey!" Scott retaliates. "Just gimme the stupid candy already."

"And the charcoal goes to... Scott. Sorry Sadie, you are eliminated."

Katie and Sadie stare at each other with tears in their eyes. "Nooo, Sadie!" Katie cries.

"I can't leave, Katie and I were gonna go to the final 2 together!" Sadie cries.

"Yeah, yeah. Just follow me to the submarine of shame." Chris groans.

The contestants look confused. They all follow Sadie and Chris to the dock.

"This is the submarine of shame. Go in it, and an underwater driver will drive you back to Playa De Losers where you can watch the rest of the competition."

"Oh… I guess that's not so bad." Sadie weeps.

Sadie enters the submarine. "I'll win for you Sadie, I promise!" Katie yells.

"I'll be rooting for you Katie!" Sadie is driven off as Katie sobs.

PSSSH. The camera cuts to the confessional. "I will do anything to win for Sadie!" She asserts. "Oh, did that sound a bit harsh?…. I wouldn't do ANYTHING… Okay, Yes I would."

"The first challenge has finished, the first camper has been voted off. Who will go home next episode? Who will win the million dollar prize? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"