I've realised that sometimes i don't really directly follow the title's topic, and that sometimes i'm a bit loose with the title prompt, but hey, it's up to interpretation right?

Shorter then other chapters so far, but this was about as much as my brain could come up with.

Anyway, sorry it took a while, and what i left you with last chapter was like, the one sad feels thing i've ever written. I hope this makes up for it.

Hope you like the latest chapter :)

START OF CHAPTER:

"Heeeeeeeey…"

Hajime looked up from the couch he was sitting on, and saw his boyfriend stumbling in through the door.

"Nagito?"

He looked a bit more out of it then usual, what was going on?

He got up, and reached his boyfriend just in time to save him from falling over.

"Hey, are you alright?"

"Fine… i'm… water… i'm, fine?"

"You, uh, want water?" He was trying his best to understand what the albino was saying, but it was blurred words at best.

"No…" Now he was flapping around his sleeves. "Fu… hiko… water? Funny… not taste good."

"You… went drinking with Fuyuhiko?"

"Noooo…" Now he was whining. "Said it was waterer…"

Oh, so that's what happened? Goddamnit Fuyuhiko.

"Well, that definitely wasn't water Nagito. Now let's get you to bed."

"What if… down was up?"

Hajime, who had been attempting to guide the other towards the bedroom, stopped and stared at him.

"What…?"

"Yuh huh! *hic*, and we only thought balloons float, but the… they s-sunk?"

"… okay, what the hell was in that 'water' he gave you?"

"Had some ham… hamininals… i like animals."

God, he couldn't even stay on topic. He really needed to rest before he got out of hand.

"Y'know… what my *hic* favourite animal is?"

They were almost at the bedroom door, so Hajime decided to humour him.

"I don't know, what animal do you like?"

He was almost startled by the sudden giggling.

"I… i l-like… hedgehogs, hehehe…."

Hands clumsily reached for the brunette's spiky hair. Hajime gave his boyfriend a flat, unamused look.

"Riiiight… Definitely bedtime for you."

Despite Nagito's protest, he was asleep within seconds of him being lowered onto the mattress.

"Jeez, you're such a handful you know…"

[The next morning]

Nagito stumbled out, head aching and legs wobbling. Despite that, he managed to make it to the kitchen counter, and sat down on a stool.

"Good morning Nagito."

He turned to see Hajime making breakfast.

"Morning Hajime…"

He was surprised when the brunette started laughing quietly.

"…Hajime?"

"So Nagito… you still like hedgehogs?"

"Hedgehogs…? What are you…"

Then it hit him.

"… Oh my god."

He laid his head on the counter and groaned.

END OF CHAPTER:

I just really wanted an excuse to use this drunken gravity slur thing that i thought of a while ago aha, but i wasn't able to use it the way i envisioned, cause i don't think a severely drunk person would be aware enough to think of all that. And then i thought of the 'hedgehog' thing, and i was like "Yes i'm so doing this".

I've also never been drunk in my life, and i have absolutely no prior experience writing for a drunk character. I hope it turned out well?

I'm not to sure about the ending either, thoughts?

Hopefully this also makes up for the sadness last chapter aha. Everything's fine and happy… for now.

Cya next chapter :)

Tairulz