Awww crap. I was going through my notes on my phone, and i've found so many half formed au ideas and sarcastic lines, and now i want to try and use some of them. The only trouble is fitting them into these asks/prompts.

I should probably start paying more attention to the title prompt? Aha oops.

I actually had too google what the hell people do at summer camps, i've never been camping in my life, let alone summer camp. Sad isn't it? I was a more sheltered/introverted child.

I'm attempting a summer camp AU. Only i know nothing about summer-y / outdoors-y stuff, or team activities, or even camping… this is probably going to be a disaster XD

And yet, despite all that, i didn't actually end up including any of the actual camp stuff, whoops.

It would have been too long if i did that, so I'll do that if i ever make a part 2 or continue this, i suppose. Is that something you guys would like?

Also Nagito might be a tad OOC, but i tried.

Enjoy :)

START OF CHAPTER:

'So, uh, like i said. So i can carry out my master plan to get miss Sonia to fall in love with me, i need you to take my place as the camp leader this summer. Can you do a pal a favour?'

'Yeah… *hic* sounds… sounds fun…'

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"Ugh… my head hurts."

Nagito groaned. This was the last time he ever let Souda talk him into going drinking with him.

"…."

If he concentrated really hard, which ached to do at the moment, he could swear he heard faint whispers. But he lived alone, it couldn't be anyone else, right?

He opened his eyes, the world slowly coming into focus. But there were… wooden walls?

Well, wherever he was, this certainly wasn't his home.

"Oh god, what did i do? I don't remember coming here, how drunk was i?"

As his vision finally settled back in, he noticed a group of young children surrounding him. Three boys and a girl.

"Are you okay mister?"

It took a few seconds for him to register that one of them had spoken, but he answered as best he could.

"Ah yes, I'm fine. Just a headache…"

He sat up and looked around the room, not recognising any of his surroundings. Nothing on any of the four walls looked familiar to him.

"Wait… where am i?"

The kids all looked at each other, before one slowly raised their hand.

Nagito raised an eyebrow, what was going on?

"Yes…?"

"Nagisa."

"Okay, Nagisa. Could you tell me where i am?"

"Your at camp Kibo."

Nagito laid his head in his hands and groaned.

"Ohhh shit, oh no. Oh god, I'm back here, the one place i never thought i'd come back to again."

He looked up, back at the four kids around the couch he was on.

"Wait… how old are you guys?"

"12." The red-haired boy answered.

Slowly, the albino was connecting the dots, and he wasn't sure he liked the conclusion.

"Wait… 12? Ahh fuck, i didn't agree to what i think i did, did i?"

"Mister Soda-can said that his friend with white hair would be leading us in our activities this summer!"

Well, shit. He made a mental note to (attempt to) strangle Kazuichi next time he saw him.

While he was busy mentally screaming, the kids had broken off into their own side conversation.

"I, uh, i this his name was just Souda."

"Hey, do you think if someone crushed him, he would explode into lemonade or something?"

"Ew! Jataro, that's just gross."

"Not as gross as his fashion sense. What idiot puts a neon yellow jumpsuit with bright pink hair?"

"Like you can talk Nagisa, with that white checkered suit."

"…shut up. Pink and yellow is still worse."

"Hmm… your right! That colour scheme is totes not adorbs!"

"Yeah! We should go beat him up!"

"Masaru, no. That's just dumb, we don't even have a car."

"No, but i bet snow white over there does!"

At the mention of him, albeit with a nickname, Nagito snapped back into reality.

"So… i have to lead you guys, in all your group activities and stuff?"

"Well, duh!"

Another groan.

"Ugh, god no. I don't do exercise."

"But then how are you going to lead us dummy?"

"…hey kids, you ever heard of the black cheat king?"

"Do we?! He's practically a legend at this camp! He always used to cheat his ass off at all his assigned activities, and he never got caught!" Kotoko squealed.

"Yeah, he was awesome!"

This was going at least a little better then he thought.

"Can i tell you guys a secret?"

"Yeah…?"

"You're looking right at him."

"…no way."

"It's true, i am in fact the black cheat king."

"Whoa? For real?!"

"Yes, i really am."

Then Nagisa piped up.

"The white king is here too."

Now this caught Nagito's interest. He couldn't help grinning widely.

"Waaaaaait, THE white king? Hajime Hinata, the rule abiding prefect?"

"Yeah…?" Nagisa couldn't figure out what he was so happy about.

Abruptly, Nagito burst into laughter, startling the four kids. What was so funny?

"Aha, this is hilarious! Ohh my god, he's here to? Oh wow, he hates my guts!"

"Why?" Jataro questioned.

"Don't you know, dummy?" Kotoko answered. "Their rivalry during their camper days was legendary! One always broke the rules, and the other always strove to keep them! They were, like, total opposites!"

"Exactly." Nagito agreed, finally calming down from his laughter, though his face was still smiling. "Because i'd always find ways to beat him, i'd always be finding the secret paths and shortcuts to everything."

"Everthing?"

"Yep, everything! It was hilarious! He'd always get so mad, i was THE laziest shit imaginable, and i'd always beat him! The mighty prefect followed every rule, obeyed every law in the book, had the perfect physique AND was always so good at everything."

If it was possible, Nagito's grin got wider.

"And then here comes me, never ran a day in my life and considers the word excersise a swear word. The laziest son of a bitch on the face of the earth, and i'd always win! It made him so mad cause he could never figure out how i won!"

He looked at each of the kids, they all looked at him like they'd just won the lottery.

"Sooo… you kids want to use my cheat codes, or do things the hard way…?"

"It's completely up to you four."

…

He hated him.

Hajime hated that stupid white haired boy so much.

When he heard his friend Kazuichi had switched out in favour of his long time rival, he was less then pleased about it. And ever since he appeared, the pale one's group of twelve year olds had been somehow 'magically' been passing the group activities.

And also the individual competitions the leaders held. No matter how many rules he obeyed, how hard he worked, there was his lazy pale ass, always one step ahead with that equally lazy grin on his face. Like he was somehow mocking the brunette.

Ever since they had been young campers in their own summer camp days, Nagito had never changed. Always the slacking, cheating bastard, but of course he was to damn smart to get caught.

But… but then…

Why did he want nothing more then to kiss the other boy senseless? His lips were so pale, but they looked so soft…

No! He hated him! He hated that stupid smirk, that lazy attitude, how cute he looked in swim shorts….

Swim… shorts…?

Goddamit.

END OF CHAPTER:

I maaaay have included the warriors of hope (except for monaca, i hate the little pickle demon), i haven't written for them before, so i thought this AU was a nice time to get some practice.

So… how did my attempt work out? Was it cringe worthy? Or did i accidentally manage to do something right?

If i did, it was probably only cause google bailed me out.

This was one of the many AU's i had lying forgotten in my phone notes, which mostly consisted of Nagito's dialogue in his part of the chapter. Either way, i hope you liked it.

Cya next chapter :)

Tairulz