Blind Princess of Konoha
Chapter 1
Naru-chan, age of five.
"And WHY not, Ji-sama?" five year old Naru asked as she 'stared' upon her surrogate grandfather, the Sandaime Hokage.
"Naru-chan, I cannot allow you to attend the standard Ninja Academy because of your condition." Hiruzen rub the bridge of his nose.
"What condition? About my eyesight or the orange rug?"
"Eyesight even if Mimi-chan can help you being your familiar."
"You need another concrete reason, Ji-sama~" Mimi, Naru's fox summon/familiar waved her tail lazily. The snow white fox is currently using her sister/summoner's head as her perch.
The Hokage sighed as he gently pulled the young girl on his lap.
"Naru-chan," he spoke softly. "I cannot allow you entrance because of two reasons. First, your lack of eyesight would be used in torminating you, in addition of the. . . orange rug. . sealed in your tummy." Both Naru and Mimi giggled while Kurama growled inside her mind. "Second, I already had someone to act as your tutor."
"I hope it is not Ebisu-san, Jiji. Nor Anko-neechan. I'm a bookworm, not suicidal, dattebane."
Hiruzen bit his lip in order to stop his chuckles. "Fortunately, Not Ebisu or Anko. Your tutors will be Hatake Kakashi and Tenzo."
"The Pervert and the Tree hugger according to Fai-chan?" Naru tilted her head cutely. "Are you insane?"
The hidden ANBU snorted.
"No, I'm not. And please stop repeating Fai-chan's words." The Sandaime said in a deadpan voice since she hit the nail on the head. "What did your friend told you about them?"
Naru pointed her finger in her cheek as she went on her thinking pose.
"Hatake Kakashi, eighteen years old, the Copy nin and Sharingan no Kakashi aka. Pervert, old man and lazy ass Bakashi," here, the ANBU start howling in laughter. "Papa's apprentice alongside Ita-chan. ANBU Hound and a S-Class Shinobi according to his BINGO book. According to Fai-chan, Kakashi-oniisama is supposed to be my older brother since he said Papa adopted him already but I never saw even his shadow or that he was too far away from me to register his chakra. If not for the toys, I would never knew him."
"About Tenzo?"
"Tenzo or Yamato, one of the Test Tube babies created by Orochimaru aka Pedosnake. (Here, ANBU Horse fell from the ceiling laughing his guts out) He was inserted with the genes of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju in order to recreate the Mokuton Ability. Took by Creepy Danzo in his illegal ANBU program named ROOT, which is useless by the way since they are a private Army. You should take them since half of them are Clan Children. Fai-chan said there might be an Uchiha there, don't know. Tenzo-niichan had the ANBU MASK Tora, named after that infernal cat of the Fire Daimyo. I'm telling you this, assign that blasted feline as my D-rank, I'm summoning the Shinigami himself to kill it."
"Inari-sama, you know waaaay too much." Hiruzen complained halfheartedly.
"Like Fai-chan said, a misinformed shinobi is a dead shinobi. Also, knowledge is power seek by those even too weak to use it. Withholding information can be good or bad depending on the circumstances." Naru recited. "Well then, why did you decide to have Kakashi-niisama and Tenzo-niichan as my glorified babysitter? They are ANBU, not regular Chuunin or Jounin. Isn't that a bit overkill, Jiji?"
"As it is, yes. However, you are a special case."
"Add Yoshino-obaasama, Jiji. I wanna learn how she could manipulate those shadows."
Hiruzen chuckled.
"Unfortunately, you cannot learn those Shadow Techniques except for Kage Bushin since they are what you call Blood Line Limits, Naru-chan."
"Do Naru-chan had a Blood line Limit? Minus those Chains Mama Shina could wield?" Mimi asked, interested.
"I do not know, Mimi-chan." The old monkey paused and choked his pipe when he analyze the fox's words. "Chains? You could manifested Adamantine Chains, Naru-chan?"
"Yup! Anyway, you said about Kage Bushin? What are they?" Naru skillfully turned the topic off about her Blood Limit. Fai-chan said never to reveal her other abilities.
"They are corporal clones that would be easier for you to perform than Academy standard Clones since you had too much chakra." Hiruzen explained. "To normal shinobis, they are impossible to create unless you are high Jonin with large reserves. But since you are an Uzumaki and a Jinchuuriki to booth, you had an oceans worth of Chakra but poor chakra control."
"Currently working on that, Jiji. I know trying to send chakra using a piece of yarn as its medium—excuse my words—but its annoying as shit.'' Naru took a piece of her hair and concentrated her chakra to ran through it. Hiruzen's eyes blogged out of his face when the hair turned into needle like state. "It kinda easier using my hair as a con-duck-tor. Anyhow, I really hate Fai-chan for this but he said tis gotta help in the long run."
"This Fai-chan wouldn't be Faiden Alvarez, am I correct? He is the only shinobi I knew using that Chakra yarn Exercises."
"yup! It took ya so long. He is been with me since the beginning. I still don't understand why he is deadly afraid of Papa through. And Anko-neesan. Fai-chan is already dead so it does not matter if Papa or Mama kills him." Naru shrugged her shoulders before getting out of the old man's lap. "What time is it, anyway?"
"It's almost lunch, Naru-chan. You will meet your tutors later this afternoon. Anything you want in particular?"
"Dunno 'bout you, Nonno. . err, Jiji but I'm craving for some ramen. Fai-chan said both Mama and Papa are so obsessed with it that even Papa had a special scroll for Emergency ramen." Here, the adults burst out laughing knowing the Namikaze Couples obsession to Ramen. "Don't know what but now I'm craving for some."
"Okay, let's go to Ichikaru's. That was the place where your Papa confessed to your Mama." Hiruzen stood up as ANBU Bear took the young girl and hike her up on his shoulders. Too bad Naru cannot see the appeal of it.
"Alright, let's see this Ramen craze that even made Fai-chan attempt suicide in order to escape Papa!"
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Naru-chan's first taste of Ramen,
"Oh dear, please not another ramen addict. ." Faiden despaired learning that his precious princess might become a Ramen addict like her parents. He just hope that the chibi Bambina would not inherit her father's insane ability to inhale ramen like crazy.
They are currently in Ichikaru's Ramen stand. Hiruzen read the menu for the girl who just hummed.
"One order of Miso Ramen, please!" Naru said as she 'looked' around the stall. Cloudy sapphire blue eyes moved around as she studied each patron—five of them—sitting on each corner. 'Looking' up, her eyebrow rose when she noticed five ANBU minus Bear who were following them. "Nee, Jiji, you should start uprooting some weeds, ya know."
The Sandaime stiffened as he glance down the young girl who adjusted her hat.
"Is that so? We do have so many weeds in our garden."
"Hmm, right." Naru blinked as Mimi jumped down her lap. "Smells good."
"Of course, Naru-chan." Teichu Ichikaru placed a small ramen bowl in front of her and another one for Mimi. "First time customer, its on the house. Two Miso ramen!"
"Thank you, Teichu-sama. Thanks for the food," Naru took the chopsticks placed next to her bowl and split it. Hiruzen watched as she randomly took a Naruto and took a bite. Chewing it slowly, she swallowed the fishcake before tasting the noodles.
Then drinking the broth using a spoon.
"Hmm, its. . good." The blonde uttered as she ate slowly, taking her time unlike her parents who inhale the said Food for the Gods ramen. "For the national food of Uzushiogakure. . ."
Faiden snorted making Naru glance on her left.
"One of the reasons why Boss married your Mother. After the incident where Kushina-sama beat the shit out of Boss when he called her Tomato, he gave her some ramen as peace offering and that's how they click off. Because of Ramen." Here, she giggled.
"I see, because of Ramen, Papa fell in love with Mama." Naru smiled. "Mehh, I still like Pocky than Ramen, anyway. Mitarashi Dango and cinnamon buns are too sweet for my taste . . . and my favorite is Strawberry shortcake."
"Understatement of the year, Principessa. At least, you won't be worried about getting fat as you love cakes," The Shinigami/Babysitter rolled his eyes. "The old monkey is staring."
"They are always staring. What's new, Fai-chan?"
"Just finish your food,"
"Okay."
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After spending time with the Hokage, ANBU Bear took Naru and Mimi home.
Home.
Naru and Mimi are currently living in a modest two story house, which is actually Faiden's residence. . . just five blocks away from the Namikaze Mansion. They moved here a year ago when Naru finally lost her eyesight.
"Welcome home, Naru-chan, Mimi~" Marie and Lenalee, Minato's personal maids (that even Hiruzen NEVER EVER met) greeted them. The sexy white haired red eyed Battle Maids are as dangerous as an SS- Class ANBU and was appointed by Faiden in taking care of Naru just after Minato died.
Good decision, ever.
(When Kushina first met those two, she thought Minato was cheating at her since the Twins are too beautiful. If not for Faiden telling her that Marie and Lena are actually dolls that put Orochimaru's puppets to shame, . . . oh well.)
"I'm home, Marie-nee, Lena-nee." Naru gave her bag towards Lena, who was wearing a black and white maid uniform while Marie wore a black and green one. "Mimi and I had fun today. Kakashi-niisama and Tenzo. . or is he going Yamato now? Will be coming for dinner. They are now my new tutors since I cannot enter the Academy."
"Oh my, but being homeschooled is utter boring," Marie said as she guided their young Mistress towards the living room.
"I know! But Nonno said no and I cannot change his mind." The blonde chibi pouted as she used her sensor abilities in order to navigate her way towards the couch. "Nee, do you think I will regain my eyesight before my thirteenth birthday?"
"In theory, yes, since Master would be revived by then and he could remove that hidden seal on you." Lena replied as she served her some tea.
"Konoha Chuunin Exams. . " Naru accepted the tea. "So studying Hiraishin is out of the Question."
"Not yet but we know it would not stop you for studying the theory and some seals." Marie commented making Lena and Mimi giggled evilly. "Aaaaand, have you thought how you could show Nonno about your displeasure?"
An evil grin appeared on her cute face. "Oh I will. Give me a week and some supplies."
"Consider it done, young mistress."
"Anyhow, can we have Italian for dinner? And oooohhh, I want Lumiere cakes for dessert."
"Okay, Naru-chan. What about you, Mimi?"
"Salisbury Steak! Medium rare!"
"hai, hai."
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Dinner,
Marie opened the door when the wards her sister casted around the property alerted her. She hid the smile wanting to escape her lips seeing the shocked looks of the Hokage, Kakashi Hatake and Yamato.
"Welcome. Naru-chan is waiting in the receiving room. Dinner will be ready in half an hour." She spoke. "My name is Marie, please come in."
"Since when did you arrive, young lady?" Hiruzen asked as he entered the house.
"Master Faiden appointed us as Naru-chan's personal maids. It is appropriate since we are Master Minato's personal maids." Marie replied as she went towards Kakashi. "Hi, Kakashi~"
"H-hi. . Marie-san . ." the copy nin subtly went behind Yama—
Before he could do that, a freaking five inch high heeled stiletto heels met his balls.
"That was for not visiting Naru-chan and running away from your responsibilities upon your younger sister, Young Master Kakashi."
His howl of pain was heard all over Konoha.
"That was loud. I see Marie-nee finally have gotten her revenge towards Kakashi-niisama." Naru commented, making the adults turned their heads in her direction.
Cute. That was the word that entered their minds.
Why not? Naru-chan was wearing a cute light blue dress with transparent sleeves that looked like Lily petals. The dress reach her ankles partnered with blue fluffy house slippers. Her hair was flowing down to her behind and braided with rose clip on her left temple. She was also wearing a heart shaped brooch which had the same shade as Minato's eyes.
"You deserve it, sempai." Yamato, the bastard smirked upon the older Jounin who was still on the floor.
"I do agree," Lenalee agreed who was carrying a new set of Braille Books. "Welcome to our home, Hokage-sama, Yamato-sama, Kakashi-ecchi."
"Lena~" Kakashi whined but another set of high heels nailed his head this time. "You two are so cruel to me!"
Naru's eyebrow twitch as she snapped her fingers. Black and orange chains erupt from her left arm which chase the Copy nin around. Using her sensory abilities, she closed her eyes as a small content smile adorned her lips as she use her chains to chase her older brother.
While his balls are still hurting.
"She is Minato's daughter, alright." Hiruzen commented as he saw the signature smile of his predecessor when he was pissed as hell.
"He deserves it." The blonde Chibi dismissed her chains and proceed to walk towards the living room. "Are you three coming?"
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Yamato studied the five year old girl who will be his and Kakashi's student. Her chakra control is astounding for a child and her ability to manipulate the Uzumaki Adamantine Sealing Chains.
Sure, learning that she is blind thus unable to attend the normal Ninja Academy is a great shock, however, Naru-chan didn't care about her handicap.
"I'm just a blind girl, Nonno! I am not invalid, dattebayo!"
Taking a sip of his tea, he watched as Naru 'bullied' Kakashi-sempai.
"In my short life, I never knew someone who is deadly afraid of a Baby! Sure, you visits and sends me gifts but I won't bite! Now, you are suffering from Marie and Lena's punishments!" Naru pointed out her chopsticks on Kakashi's face. "And please take that genjutsu mask off! Its impolite for such thing on the dinner table! Its not that I would see your face anyway."
"How do you know its genjutsu, Naru-chan?" the Hokage asked.
The blonde threw him a look of disbelief so is Lena and Marie.
"Sensor, Nonno." She replied, rolling her eyes. "Anyhow, what am I going to learn? Marie and Lena-nee already covers me in reading and writing as Mimi and Fai-chan teaches me along Kyuu-chan in Fuinjutsu. I'm a bit interested in genjutsu since Marie-nee excels on that field."
"You just waned to learn the Shatter Illusion, Naru-chan." Marie gently ruffled her hair.
"Weeell, its pretty badass since you have even me fooled when you shattered like that! Its so pretty since Mimi-chan said you only left Sakura petals on your wake!" Naru exclaimed. "So I wanna learn it!"
"Oh, you will." Lena gently wipe the sauce on the blonde's face. "Any other things you want to add on your Lesson Plan?"
"I want to learn more about politics so when I finally took the Hat, I could finally overhaul those idiotic laws and the whole shebang. Could we add medical training too? That would be useful. Oh, oh! Why don't you make it a mandatory course, Nonno? Having the Academy students learn some Medical Training would be useful in the long run and if you could weed out the ones who had the talent when it comes of being a Medic!" Naru exclaimed as she 'looked' at Hiruzen.
"That's a great idea, Naru-chan. We can discuss it on the next Council Meeting." The Hokage replied as he gave her a fond smile, not that Naru noticed. "Any more ideas?"
"Hmm, more shinobi arts, I suppose since Fai-chan said that the standard shinobi lessons being taught now is soooo pathetic. Even if I wanted to attend the Academy, he would go bitch mode since the lessons are so pathetic. His words are, if you met a missing nin, what shall you do? Hit him with a book? Useless. He said."
"Curriculum overhaul, ASAP."
"And check the. . . jounins too." Naru's eyes narrowed. "It appears that our chunnins are being overworked and their time aren't being cashed."
"How many?"
"Fai-chan said twenty three percent."
"I will see to it, Naru-chan." The old man ruffled her hair. "You know, Konohamaru is missing you."
"Then, I will visit tomorrow with Lena-nee. Ko-chan is already nine months right? That means he could now have some cake!"
"You're not a Ramen addict?" Kakashi exclaimed.
"Nope! Sure, Ramen is tasty but nothing beats strawberry shortcake! Or any cakes on that matter!" Naru happily finished her pasta. "Cakes for the WIN!"
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In the Chamber of Gods,
"Onii-sama, what happened?" Life asked as her brother froze from the slacks of paper work he is signing.
Ever since Minato came back five years ago, he is still on bitch mode. Good thing Kushina could rein her husband's temper as the new Queen of Death.
"Someone juts insulted my Ramen." He replied, making his twin sisters hit him with their ever present metal clipboard.
"BAKA! Not everyone is a Ramen Addict like you and your wife!" Life shouted.
"I just hope your daughter is not as addicted as you!" Creation added.
"She's our daughter, of course she will love ramen!"
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"Anyway, I still want to meet Ita-chan!"
"Who is Ita-chan?" Kakashi asked, his buried sister complex slowly manifesting.
"Uchiha Itachi, duh." Naru rolled her eyes. "ANBU Weasel who looooves dango so much. I was planning on bribing him so he would play with me."
"Good luck with that."
"Sempai, let her. If Naru-chan wanted to meet Itachi, so what?" Yamato interject, earning him a happy Naru on his lap.
"Yey! Yamato-niichan understands me~"
"Yamato, I want my sister back."
"Make me, Sempai."
"Nyaa, Yamato-niichan is comfy, Kakashi-ecchi~"
"YA-MA-TO~"
Hiruzen, Lena and Marie watched the ongoing Naru tug of war with amusement.
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"I did enjoy our dinner today, Lena, Marie, Mimi." Naru said as Lena tuck her to bed.
"Do you want a repeat? Eating just the four of us—not counting Sir Faiden since he's a ghost—is rather lonely." Lena combed her hair.
"Umu. I wish we can finally have a full family dinner! You, me, Marie, Mimi, Fai-chan along Mama, Papa, Nii-chans, Zia and Zios! I mean, everyone! A whole FAMILY dinner!" the blonde Chibi exclaimed before falling on her bed. "I can't wait for tomorrow!"
"As long as we stay away from graves, we will be okay." Mimi commented, making the girls shivered in dread.
"Yeah. Did someone told them that tidbit?" Lena asked a moment later.
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Training Ground Seven,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"What the hell was that?" Yamato asked as he found himself with a crying Naru who he could swear used Hiraishin to him since it was eight kilometers from Training Ground Seven and he was currently inside the Jounin Headquarters.
"Lena and Marie forgot to tell Bakashi that no one should bring me near ANY dead places! Especially cemeteries and morgues! I du wanna want zombies chasing Naru-chan like three years ago! Naru-chan had enough zombies! Its Papa's fault!" the blonde chibi cried on his Jounin flank vest.
"Oh, is that so?" The Mokuton user glance around the lounge as his fellow Jounins eyed the bundle he was carrying. "Where's Mimi and Sempai?"
"Left 'em there. ." twin blonde tails pointed out the direction of Training ground seven as her fox ears twitch a bit. Yamato finally noticed that he is carrying a cute Kit. "Don't wanna be chased by skeletons even they're kind of cute."
"Jeez, Kid, skeletons are not cute!" a random Jounin shouted.
"I do agree on that, Naru-chan. Now, I will bring you to the Hokage." Yamato then shunshin towards the Hokage office.
"Hokage-sama~ I had a foxy delivery."
"Nonnoo!" the chibified and foxified (is that even a word?!) Naru-chan practically flew on her surrogate grandfather's lap. "Nonno, help me~ Kura-chan is no help and he kept laughing in my misery so is Fai-chan!"
"What happened?" Hiruzen asked as he adjusted the vixen on his lap. "And since when you can manifest fox ears and tail. . s?"
"Dunno when the ears and tail happened but Lena said I'm cute so I never bother. And remember the zombie apocalypse three years ago? My fault so I never ventured there again." Naru replied as she buried her face on his robes. "Its all Papa's fault!"
"And how do you know its his fault?" the old man asked.
"It is! I wont tell ya the reason, Jiji but its his fault! He made them! So that's why!"
Hiruzen along Yamato and the ANBU sweatdropped.
"Naru-chan, you cannot blame everything to Minato. . ."
"Anything DEATH related is his fault minus reincarnation since he hates paperwork! Fai-chan says so that's why he kept unleashing Kage Bushins to do his work!"
The Sandaime faced the smiling portrait of Minato behind him.
"DAMN YOU, YONDAIME!"
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Even so, Kakashi taught Naru more about summons, once he found where she is, that is.
And the Hokage finally found the way to defeat the enemy of all Kages.
That goddamn paperwork.
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It took six months before Naru finally caught Itachi.
"Weasel-san! You finally came!" when she said caught, yes, she used her chains to detain the ANBU, much to the exasperation of her senseis.
"Hatake-sempai, please tell her to release me," Itachi Uchiha aka ANBU Weasel said as he tried to escape but no avail.
"Naah, Naru-chan, you need to let go Weasel-san. He might reject your offer if you don't." Kakashi said as he pet the girl's head.
"Okay~. But I have been waiting for months, dattebayo." Naru dismissed her chains, much to the gratefulness of the Uchiha. "Sorry, Weasel-san. I just don't want you to escape. Also, thank you for the doll you left for my birthday three months ago! She's lovely, dattebane!"
Kakashi, Yamato along the maids and Mimi noticed Itachi's stiffening.
"Ho . .How did you know it came from me, Naru-sama?" Weasel asked.
Naru giggled as her curled twin tails moved. Cloudy sapphire blue eyes light up with mirth.
"That's a secret, Weasel-chan! I will become a Kunoichi one day even if I am blind! That is why, I am entitled to have some secrets, 'ttebane!" she replied as she gripped Weasel's left arm. "Maybe, I might be on the same Team with your brother, who knows. . !"
The ANBU glance upon the two Jounin. "She knew?"
"Naru-chan knows things that some are classified as S-rank. Learning your identity is just a piece of cake." Yamato replied. "You know, you can remove your mask. The wards around the house is very secure and no one would attack us here. The last batch of morons who did were killed on the spot."
"Umu! Lena-nee cut him up pretty nicely and the other one is suffering with mental breakdown courtesy of Marie-nee." Naru happily skipped as the two battle maids smiled innocently.
However, an evil grin adorned her lips for a second that only Itachi caught after he removed his Weasel Mask. Before he could warn Kakashi, a plate of newly made dango appeared on his hands.
He looked away, happily munching the said sweet.
The power of bribery never cease to amaze me. Faiden thought as he watched his young charge plotting something. However, his left eyebrow raised when he saw Itachi staring straight at him. "Can you see me, Itachi-kun? Blink twice if yes and once for no."
Itachi blinked twice.
The Shinigami cackled evilly, making both Itachi and Naru looked at him like he was crazy.
Oh well, normal is boring anyway.
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Chamber of Gods, Death Chamber
Minato smiled fondly as he and Kushina watched Naru happily playing with Kakashi's ninken. They just finished their lessons that day.
"Minato. . Naru-chan is growing nicely, nee?" the red head commented as she hugged her husband.
"Yes. Missing twelve years of our daughter's life is annoying but once it ends, we will finally united with Naru." The blonde gently caressed Kushina's cheek. "Naru knew our circumstances even she does not exactly know what I am. I know you missed her but. . bear with me please, Kushina. . . just for seven more years. . "
"Its not we have any choice, 'ttebane."
"Indeed," Minato glance on the Mirror. Seven more years to go, Naru.
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Two months later,
"Summoning Jutsu!" Naru chanted after biting her left thumb. But instead of slamming it on the ground, she slammed it on her right palm before thrusting it forward. "Kyuubi no Kitsune!"
"WHAT?!"Kakashi along Yamato and Itachi (The latter is now her permanent ANBU Guard, ordered by the Sandaime) exclaimed hearing her words.
A puff of smoke later, a handsome red haired red eyed male wearing black and orange battle armor appeared. He was tall, about 6'7 in height and had long red hair that was tied in a low ponytail. A pair of red fox ears adorned his head followed by the nine tails attached on his tail bone.
"Hmm, I never knew you would call me in my battle form, Kit." Kurama glance on his jailor who was 'looking' at him. . well, more likely his chakra— in awe. "Oi, kit. Turn off your Sensory. You might get a headache."
"No, I already turned it off. I'm just staring on your silhouette." The blonde, who was wearing an white T-shirt partnered with black and orange jacket with Uzu swirl on the back along black short shorts and orange sneakers. "Battle form? Ya know, I was expecting to see you in your foxy glory, Kura-chan."
Kurama rolled his eyes, that made the three other men almost had a heart attack.
"It depends on how much chakra you pump on the summoning. You mixed some of your father's special chakra with mine so you called me in my true form."
"But you said you hate humans. Why do you have a human form, then?"
"That was. . . a good question." Itachi commented.
"You could blame Matatabi with that. That cat wanted to mingle with humans so she asked Father to give us such forms. I could walk around without the ears and tails but I am much used in my Fox Form. If I had been caught off guard in this form, you could never know about Konoha." He replied as he picked up Naru who is trying to reached his ears. "Could you see me?"
Naru shook her head.
"It's okay, Kura-chan. I don't mind being blind for seven more years." She said with a smile. "Now then, you can spend some time outside the Seal! I really don't mind!"
"Are you trying to kill the old Monkey via heart attack, Kit?"
"Nooope! But if Danzo would drop dead like you know, like now, I reaaally don't mind!"
She really hates Danzo,Kakashi, Yamato and Itachi sweat dropped hearing her words. Sure, they are quite wary of the humanoid Nine tailed Fox but with Naru? Their bullshit meter is already been destroyed.
As expected to the most unpredictable knuckle head soon-to-be ninja Naru Uzumaki-Namikaze.
"You know what, sempai, I give up." Yamato said.
"Me too,''
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Hokage Office,
"She have . . . what?!"
"She summoned the Kyuubi. She calls him Kura-chan and he looks waaay different from the one who attacked Konoha six years ago. Kurama-san said that we are lucky that the Shodaime and the Yondaime sealed him on his fox form rather on his Battle form since he could have destroyed Konoha." Kakashi reported. "He acts like an older brother to Naru-chan and he told us he liked Naru more than Mito-sama and Kushina-neesan who was his previous containers."
Hiruzen let out a sigh. "Maah, what an headache. What about Naru-chan? Or even the Battle Maids?"
"According to Marie, she and Lena can handle Kurama-san in an event he went berserk. We are still clueless about just who turned them off six years ago since if they are both awake, they could have helped detaining Kurama-san." The silver haired Jounin replied. "About Naru-chan, she said Kurama-san started speaking with her when her eyesight started to detoriate since he is the one guiding her until she could use her Sensory abilities to the fullest."
"And just how could she do that?! Naru-chan is only six and she is now freeing Biju and making us all go crazy!" the Sandaime exclaimed in irritation.
"Please blame Faiden-sempai for that. He is her primary Teacher, after all."
"Its kind of hard since he was dead, Kakashi."
"I could see him, Hokage-sama with the use of Sharingan." Kakashi raised his head protector revealing his (Obito's) sharingan. He could clearly see Faiden smirking beside the Hokage. "Itachi could also see you, right, Faiden-sama?"
"Indeed. You, and Itachi. The girls are given since they are created by us, Kashi-kun." Faiden moved and wrapped his arm on his shoulder. "Now, tell the old man that Kurama could not hurt or take over Naru. Not that he could,"
"Hokage-sama, Faiden-sama had a message for you. . "
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A year later,
"Ita-chan is avoiding me these days." Naru complained as she used Kakashi's lap as her pillow. "Fai-chan isn't answering my questions why and its getting annoying."
"Maah, why don't you try and catch Ita-chan again?"
"He threaten to use his Sharingan on me if I do that once again. Living in a world without cakes is cruel!" pouting she sat up and played with her hair. "Joking aside, Ita-chan's aura felt heavy . . like something is weighing him down. I am also hearing something but Fai-chan along Marie-nee told me it is better if I knew nothing."
"I do agree, Naru-chan. This is out of your league." Kakashi ruffled her hair. "What did you hear anyway?"
"The Uchiha Clan are being restless. Fai-chan stopped me from learning more so that's all I know." Naru 'looked' at him straight in the eye. "You do know something and you won't tell me, right?"
"I'm sorry,"
The blonde shook her head. "I understand. I just hope Ita-chan will be okay. He is only thirteen, dattebane."
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Itachi finally visited her a few nights later.
"Ita-chan, is there something wrong?" Naru commented as Itachi stood beside her bed. Cloudy sapphire blue eyes stared at his red ones. "You reek with blood, ttebayo."
"I killed them . . . Naru." Itachi spoke softly as he approach her. Sitting down the bed next to her, his bloodied hand touch her cheek. "Everyone except for Sasuke."
"I see. . " her hand touched his. "That is why there is so much influx of souls tonight. Would you tell me the reason why?"
"No. the lesser you know, the better."
"You are underestimating me, Itachi-kun. I will learn the reason sooner or later, Bakachi."
The Uchiha heir chuckled and pressed a kiss on her forehead, making Naru blushed to the roots of her hair.
"W-w-what the hell was that?! I never knew serial killers being so sweet all of the sudden!" she exclaimed. "A-also, where are the others?!"
"Marie-san and Lena-san are fast asleep so are Kakashi-sempai and Yamato-sempai. You and I are the only ones awake in this house." Itachi told her as he cradle her face on his hands. "Just. . just allow me to memorize your face. I don't know when I'm going to see you again."
"Itachi-kun . . ." Naru murmured as she gather him in her arms. "You do know you cannot convince their hearts to accept yours, right? Even so, I'm sorry if you need to suffer because of their mistakes."
"I. . I have no choice, Naru. If I didn't . . "
"Its okay, as long as Ita-chan did it to protect your precious people, Naru-chan will still accept you." She gave him a warm smile, ignoring the warm blood seeping from his clothes making her bed dirty. "Naru-chan still loves Ita-chan so no worries. Once it's over, I will bring you home, okay?"
"Na . .ru." Itachi murmured as he stared at her smiling face. "How naïve."
"Baka, its not naivety. It's a promise, dattebayo." She pulled his collar and kissed his cheek. "I will bring you home, Itachi. That's a promise so. . make sure not to die, okay?"
However, instead of his cheek, she kissed his lips.
"Hoe?!"
The two blanked out a bit before Itachi let out an amused laugh, making Naru pout. However, the Uchiha smirked before giving her another kiss on the lips.
This one, however, isn't a peck. This one caused the watching overprotective father scream and shout threats that should not be repeated. . . threats enough to make a normal person die in utter terror.
IT was the kind of kiss shared by two lovers who were madly in love with each other.
I don't care if Fai-sempai would kill me for this. "Naru."
"Hmm?" Naru hummed, still dazed.
"Once I came home, I'm going to marry you, okay?" the preteen whispered in her ear. "So, don't kiss and fall in love to another boy, understood?"
"Umm, okay." The blonde replied, earning another kiss form Itachi. " Ita-chan . . I feel sleepy. . "
"It's okay. Time to sleep, Naru. . " he whispered as he tucked her in her bed. "Watch Sasuke for me occasionally, okay?"
"I promise, Ita-chan. . ." Naru promised as her eyes flutter closed. "Good night. . Itachi . . ."
"Good night, Namikaze-Uzumaki Naru. . . sweet dreams," Soon to be Uchiha Naru if I had my way. .
The last thing Naru saw was Itachi's smiling face even for a second. A soft smile adorn her face before she succumb into sleep.
Ita-chan's eyes are sooo pretty. . .
Unknown to them, the Uchiha Itachi's fate drifted away from its original future when he asked for an oath from Naru.
The future that would either kill the older Uchiha or allow him to live.
00000
(Listen to Emiya Illya OST)
Chamber of Gods,
"FU-GA-KU. . .. !" Minato's voice thundered inside the whole chamber where the newly massacred Uchiha Clan resides. His dark cloak with Death written downwards like his Hokage Cloak flared behind him.
Uchiha Fugaku, alongside his whole clan cannot help but to gape when they saw the Yondaime. Pure utter fear laced their faces that brought sadistic pleasure upon the blonde which he quickly hidden.
"For endangering Konoha and the rest of the innocents, thereby forsaking the sanity of your son and heir, Itachi Uchiha, I, Death, sentenced all the ones behind the Uchiha Coup to be punished befitting their station!"
"If that was our Lord wishes, we, the Seven Deadly Sins shall follow your orders." A lovely red head replied who was wearing a black wedding gown appeared beside Minato. "Minato-sama. . ."
"Punish them, Lussuria. Tell Wrath I would need her to watch Itachi." Minato glance upon her.
Lussuria squeal happily. "Hai, Minato-sama! In your will, Master!"
The blonde returned his graze towards the one he called best friend once.
"You failed me, my friend." He uttered before turning around, leaving the still shock Clan and a giggling Sin of Lust.
Why Lust and not Greed? Its because of the sole reason they only wanted power in order to announce their authority. The Uchiha Clan only wanted acknowledgement.
That's all.
With one last glance, Minato saw Fukagu's horrified look just before the double doors shut close.
00000
The Uchiha Massacre was a shock. The once prestigious Clan is wiped overnight by their very own Heir leaving only his precious younger brother.
Sasuke Uchiha was traumatized as he was placed under Tsukiyomi, one of the strongest Genjutsu of Sharingan.
However,
"I understand that Itachi-kun placed his younger brother under genjutsu so he could spare him, however, why even the young Uzumaki is still asleep? Just how no one not even the Battle Maids realized they are under genjutsu in the first place?" Shikaku Nara asked as they are currently having a Meeting.
"I admit we are caught off guard, Nara-sama." Marie replied, sitting beside Kakashi. "We never knew Uchiha Itachi-sama would even hurt Young Mistress. Young Mistress always asked us when he would visit since Itachi-sama had been avoiding her."
"Did Naru knew anything about the Uchiha Massacre?" Hiruzen asked.
"Before? Nothing. We kept that information from her. However, I think she already knew if Itachi-sama told her on his last visit."
"Is that so?"
"Hai, Nara-sama."
"Who was guarding Naru in the hospital?" Hiruzen glance at Marie.
"Its Lena, Hokage-sama."
Hospital,
A loud explosion woke up the people inside the hospital. From the cloud of smoke, Lena emerge blocking Naru's fist with her halberg.
The blonde landed gracefully down the ground as her kimono loosen from its obi, revealing a black ink running down her shoulders.
Naru let out a soundless scream as Lena hit her on the back of the neck. However, she caught the Maid's sleeves and threw her in a tree where Lena manage to land herself.
"Young Mistress. . ." Lena uttered.
Letting go of her weapon, she took several steps towards Naru before ripping her maid uniform, revealing her sexy (and scandalous) battle armor under her clothes.
It was a tight one piece suit that revealed her large bust and backless. A pair of thigh high heels with green lining clad her shapely legs as her once white hair are now black tied in low braids reaching her lower back.
Lena wiped her eye. Her once ruby eyes are now poison green.
"Death's Seven Deadly Sins, Fifth sin, Envy," she spoke as shadow like hands grabbed Naru in a strong hold. "I may not understand what Itachi-sama did to you but as your personal guard, I would not allow you to die, Naru-sama."
Grabbing Naru on her forehead, she forced her magic inside the blonde, attacking the foreign chakra tainting her Master.
"Envy!'' she glance on her twin sister. "Report!"
"The chakra attacking Young Mistress is not caused by Itachi-sama." Lena—no, Envy replied as a magical circle appeared behind Naru in a the form of the Shiki Fuin. "All Itachi-sama did is to cancel it so I could remove it." She smirked as the black ink was absorbed by the doll created from the seal. Once the ink were removed from Naru, the blonde fell like a puppet cut from its strings which Envy caught. "Sister, would you do the honors on sending such abomination towards our Lord?"
"Are you really asking me that?" Marie asked as she shed her uniform into a similar battle suit like her sister. But instead of black, she is wearing pure white with a hint of purple. Her hair remained white with twin cross hairclips on top of her head. Her once ruby eyes are now deep purple.
"How insensitive of me, my apologies, Sloth." Envy chuckled as she jumped back, landing beside Genma (who pitch the bridge of his nose in order to stop the nosebleed wanting to escape).
"I know this is not the time but . . could you cover yourself, young lady?!" the Konoha Mother hen shouted.
"My apologies, Genma-sama. I will cover myself later on since I was rather enjoying making you squirm." She replied but knowing Naru would be cold, Envy accepted the cloak given to her by Kakashi. "Thank you, Kakashi-sama."
"Just . . . just tell us, please? How many did Sensei made?'' the silver haired Jounin whispered. "And did Kushina-nee knew?"
"Of course, Kushina-sama knew about us. We are seven sisters after all. . . all named after the sins of humanity." She replied as she watched her sister fight the abomination who now looks like a monster.
"How annoying," Sloth (Marie) commented as she slammed the thing on the ground, creating a deep crater. Slamming her sharp heels on its chest, the thing roared as sharp rose vines burst from its wound. Picking it up, she snapped its neck with a loud snap. "Envy, I will take out the trash. Please take care of Young Mistress,"
"Of course, sister. Please say hi at Milord for me,"
Sloth smiled as a portal appeared beside her. "Noted,"
"Would someone explained what happened?" Hiruzen asked.
"Like I said, the foreign chakra injected to Young Mistress seven years ago is countered by whatever Itachi-sama did to Naru-sama. All my sister and I did is to dispose it." Envy told the old man. "We are no threat towards the Leaf unless someone tries to kill our Master."
Returning to her normal form, Lena adjusted the cloak wrapping around Naru who woke up.
"L-Lena. . ?" the blonde murmured. Her cloudy sapphire blue eyes were kind of less cloudy as she frowned. "Damn it, my head hurts. Did I hit my head or something?"
"That would be my fault. You have gone berserk earlier since your body is trying to throw off the foreign chakra injected to you." The Battle Maid explained.
"Oh, is that so? That's pretty strong for a foreign chakra, 'ttebayo." Naru rub the back of her head as she used her sensor abilities to search a certain signature. It was so faint that only Lena noticed it. "He really left? Leaving me and Sasuke here. . "
"He did. Should I drag him home, Mistress?" Lena whispered in her ear.
"No. I will do it myself once I'm strong enough. Never underestimate THE Uchiha Prodigy." Naru let out a pained smile.
So, don't die out there, Bakachi. . .
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Two years later, outskirts of Land of Grass,
Black and orange blur is the last thing the camp of missing nin saw before the patrol guard's throat are ripped from their necks. The kunoichi attacking them ignored the warm blood covering her hands as her attention focused on her mission.
Bring Morino Ibiki home.
"How annoying," she uttered as she landed in front of the camp. Her golden blonde hair that reach her ankles (longer if the curls on its ends are undone) tied into twin tails are carried by the wind. She was wearing a lovely white dress with black ruffles that reach her knees partnered with white wedge heels.
Gripping her black and orange parasol, she cut down the remaining eight missing nin with the help of Kage Bushin.
"Ibi-niisan~" Naru placed her parasol on her shoulder. Stepping on the from her enemies, she skipped inside the tent where Ibiki is tied up and tortured for information. "Ibiki-niisama! We are going home~"
"Naru . . ." Ibiki raised his bloodied head as his remaining eye stared upon her blind folded ones. "You. . you shouldn't be here . ."
The blonde placed her pointer finger in her lips and hummed. "Hmm, that would be correct but I usually don't listen, dattebayo." She replied as she cut the ropes tying him. "Also, Fai-chan is with me so its okay," wrapping a cloak around the older man, the nine year old hugged him. "Time to go home. . "
They left, leaving only traces of red roses which shattered beyond reason.
Konoha, Hokage's Office
"We're hooome~"
Hiruzen just let out a sigh as a shadow rose appeared in the middle of his office which bloomed, revealing an injured Ibiki and a giggling Naru.
"Welcome back, Young Mistress." Lena greeted her master as the ANBU took Ibiki to the hospital. "Did you enjoy yourself?'
"Umu! Too bad, those are small fries~" Naru folded her hands behind her back before twirling. "The whole mission is a trap. I hope Ibiki-niisama would be okay. . . its too early for him to die, anyway. . "
"Please write a report for your meddling, Naru." The Sandaime already given up convincing the blonde to please stop running out fetching our shinobi's unless they are dying. Hiruzen still does not know how Naru could appear all over Elemental NATIONS.
(Actually, Lena told him how but he was sure as hell drunk by that time.)
"HAI~"
Sometime later,
"You know, Young Mistress, you should listen to Hokage-sama." Lena commented as they walk around the village. "He is just worried about you."
Naru glance at her. The Sin of Envy could feel her graze directed to her even behind the blind fold, Gorgon Breaker.
"That is why I only choose who had my Tags. It's not that I was risking my life, ya know." The blonde turned her head in the building in front of her, not that she could see it. "Lena, I want to be alone for a while. Is it okay?"
"Understood, Naru-chan," Lena bowed down before vanishing, leaving the Namikaze Princess alone.
Naru walk aimlessly around Konoha. She understood that the Sandaime is worried about her hit and run tactics. Raising her hand, she stopped and turned off her sensory.
And touch her face.
"There you are!"
Naru yelped when someone grabbed her back collar. By the chakra signature, she learned the one holding her is a Chuunin.
"Time to go back in the academy, brat! If you wanted to become a ninja, you should not wear such attracting clothes. You are a sore thumb from the crowd." The Chuunin lectured the still dazed girl.
"A-Academy?" the blonde uttered as she was immediately bundled up and thrown into a chair and desk. "W-Wait, Chuunin-san!"
"Mooh, behave and wait for your sensei, brat! And stop cutting classes!" the man said before leaving.
"Bu-but. . ." Naru bow her head down, a dark cloud of depression clouding her head.
"I am not an Academy student . . . it's the first time I even entered here. . ."
Xxxx
Chuunin and Academy Teacher Umino Iruka did a double take when he saw that he was having an extra student. The sunny blonde girl wearing a white dress—and is that a blind fold?—was sitting beside the Uchiha Heir, playing with her parasol.
Approaching the girl, 'Umm, hello?"
"Merry met, Jounin-san." She 'looked' at him.
"Ah, I'm not a jounin. I'm Umino Iruka, a chuunin and Academy Teacher. May I know who you are? I'm afraid I am not informed about a new student." The scarred Chuunin laughed softly.
The girl stood up and curtsied. "My name is Uzumaki Naru, it's a pleasure to be your acquaintance." Pushing a lock of her hair behind her ear. "Also, I am not a new student. A chuunin just grabbed me and accused me of cutting classes." She pouted.
"You are not a student? Oh, My apologies! I still have classes but do you think you can stay?"
"I. . I'm allowed to stay?" confusion filled her voice that didn't escaped from the students. A bright smile adorned her whiskered cheeks, it was so bright that it momentarily blinded Iruka. "Okay, Iruka-sensei! Thank you for having me~"
Iruka laughed at her enthusiasm and ruffled her hair under her hat.
"Welcome to our class, Uzumaki Naru."
0000
School isn't bad after all, dattebayo. Naru thought as she listened to the history lessons being discussed. Sure, she already knew them because of Marie but learning it in a school is another matter.
"Umm, Uzumaki-san?" she turned to the left as a boy poke her in the shoulder.
'Yes?"
"Why are you wearing a blindfold? How could you read what Iruka-sensei wrote on the board?"
"Umm, even if I removed it, there is no way I could read it."
"Why? Are you blind?"
"Yes."
Suddenly, the whole room was blessed with utter pure silence that even Iruka was startled.
"EEEHHHH?!"
"Owowow, please not too loud. . . " Naru rubbed her sensitive ears. "I may be blind but its no reason to shout. I could easily catch you guys, ya know?"
"I never heard about a blind ninja." Another student said.
"Well then, I will be the first, dattebayo!" the blonde tilted her head then looked behind her. "You are?"
"Uchiha Sasuke." He replied. "Remember it, dobe."
A large tick mark appeared in her head. "Did you just called me Dead last, you . . you. . gaaah!" Activating her Sensory, she wince seeing the dark aura surrounding Sasuke. "Damn it! An Emo!"
"Don't insult Sasuke-kun!" the fan girls shouted.
"Shut up! He started it so I'm going to finish it!" Naru turned back to Sasuke who was staring at her in boredom. "And I am not a Dobe, you fool! Calling me dobe is an insult for my tutors!"
"Hn." The blonde felt like killing her future brother in law but refrained herself. Wait. .
Why did I thought of that?! Future brother-in-law?!
Shaking her head to clear her thoughts.
"Hmp, arguing with you would just kill my brain cells. Ciao~" Naru stood up and change seats. She ended up sitting beside Aburame Shino. "Sorry to disturb you, Aburame-san."
"I thought you are blind?"
"I am a sensor. I'm using Chakra signatures to identify who's-who." The blonde replied. "My name is Uzumaki Naru."
"Aburame Shino."
"Umm, Shino-san? Can I call you that?" a hum was his reply. "I heard your Clan houses bugs. Do you have any butterflies?"
"None. However, several of my Clanswomen had several types."
"Waah! Really! Can you describe them to me?"
"Of course, Naru-san."
Even if Sasuke is a jerk, I still manage to have my first friend! Not bad, Naru-chan!
0000
Three years later,
Mission Room,
"I brought some coffee, dattebayo~!" Naru announced, carrying a tray of freshly brewed coffee for the weary Chuunins having a shift on the mission room. "Marie-nee and I made some caramel cookies too~"
"Waah, Naru-chan! Thank you!" A random Chuunin cried and hugged the twelve year old's waist who just smiled. Mimi was giggling on top of her head.
"You're welcome. To be honest, without you Chuunins, these idiots would not know what to do." Naru served each Chuunin a cup of coffee. "Especially you, Dolphin-sensei. I apologize if my older brother kept on molesting you." The blonde bow down in front of Iruka. "I'm so sorry! We do not know where Papa had gone wrong!"
"Maah, Naru-chan, its not your fault Hatake-san is harassing me. . ." Iruka pet the Jinchuuriki's head. "Thanks for the coffee."
Naru shook her head and stared upon the scarred chuunin behind her Konoha Hitai ate which is designed as a blindfold.
"Actually we should be the one who were the one to thank you. Being an Academy Teacher teaching the newest generation is very challenging. . . add to the fact you also tackled giving us missions and suffering upon our antics. . ." she hugged her tray and gave him a smile. ". . . I really do not mind having Ruru-chan as my brother-in-law. . . I just hope Onii-sama would court you the proper way. Hmm, I think its time for that."
"NARU-CHAN!" Iruka shouted in embarrassment. "Hatake-san is NOT courting me!"
"He is actually courting you. However, he just uses Icha Icha as reference, that horny dog." Naru rolled her eyes under her blind fold before her head snapped to the left. "Huh?"
"What's the matter, Naru-chan?" Iruka asked as she let out an irritable sigh.
"Onii-sama send his Genin Team to catch me. . . again." The blonde placed her tray on the table before gripping her parasol. "I really thought he would stop using me as his Genin Test but that idiotic brother of mine haven't stop yet."
"Oh, start running then, Naru-chan." Kotetsu commented. "Why did Hatake-san would use you? Especially you are wearing such cute dress Anko-san brought for you."
All eyes landed on the cute white and purple tube dress that reach Naru's thighs (the skirt are battle made ones) partnered with purple bolero with wide petal like cuffs. A pair of black and purple thigh high socks clad her shapely legs along a pair of white and purple ankle high heeled boots.
Her hair was done in its usual twin tails tied with a purple ribbon. As her broach attached on her left twin tail.
(Everyone was shell shocked learning Anko brought such cute clothes)
"Of course. I will see you guys later. . !" Naru opened her parasol, Orange Litany and rest it on her right shoulder. Twirling it, she vanished in a puff of smoke, just in time as the newest Team Seven came barreling inside the mission Room.
"Where is she?!" Haruno Sakura demanded.
"Naru-chan already left. Good luck searching." A random Chuunin replied.
"Tsk." Uchiha Sasuke's eyes searched for the wayward blonde. Seeing she isn't in the Mission Room anymore, the last Uchiha approached Iruka.
"Iruka-sensei. . "
"I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun. . . I do not know where Naru-chan is currently hiding." The Academy Teacher said. "Maybe you can see if she is in Ichikaru's or currently beating Hatake-san for being his idiotic self."
"Hn." The last one makes sense for the raven haired boy.
"Does Uzumaki-san knew about this test, Iruka-sensei?" Aburame Shino asked.
"Yes she did. This is the third time in a row ever since Hatake-san used his little sister as a bait for his Genin Test." Iruka nibbled the cookies and almost moaned when the filling melt on his mouth. "You either fail or not, you will see Naru-chan beating the shit out of Hatake-san later on. Want some cookies? Naru-chan and her maid baked them."
Sakura politely refuse the offer while both Sasuke and Shino snatched three cookies each.
After snack, they searched for her once again.
0000
Training Ground Seven,
Wham! Bang ! Bang! Crassshhh!
"You idiotic, Perverted brother of mine!" Naru slammed her parasol on Kakashi's back who manage to dodge for the last second. However, a series of exploding tags went off when he hit the golden strand of her hair weaved oh so carefully behind him. "How many times do I have to tell you, STOP. USING. ME ON YOUR. STUPID TEST?!"
"Maah, maah, calm down, Naru-chan~. It's a perfect reason to hone your skills." Kakashi replied with his irritating eye smiles. His smug look made Naru's eyebrow twitch in irritation. "Also, This Team Seven needed to be beaten badly."
"The last Uchiha, a useless Fan Girl who had the best chakra control and the Aburame Heir." Naru landed on the leveled ground gracefully and rest her parasol on her shoulder. "Are they insane? Shino is supposed to be in Team Eight as a tracker alongside Hinata-chan and Kiba Inazuka."
"Indeed. However, orders are orders." Kakashi shrugged his shoulders lazily.
"Politics, figures." The blonde rolled her eyes behind her blindfold. Tilting her head to the left, she sense the arrival of Team Seven. "Shino-kun, have you forgotten the chakra powered cellphone I have given to you last week as my Graduation gift for you?"
Shino hit his head on the tree beside him.
"Mooh, since you did find me. . . I will facilitate the Bell Test." Naru turned around and faced them. "My name is Uzumaki Naru. And since my annoying older brother ordered you to find me which you did. . ." she pulled out two bells from her hair. "Your mission is to take this bells from me. If you did, you pass. If not, you are going to be dragged back in the academy for a remedial test. However, the Remedial Program would forever stuck you in Chuunin Rank. That was the reason why we had too many chuunins rather than Jounins even through some of them have two Elemental masteries already."
The clear warning made the three froze.
"Y-you. .. you are lying!" Sakura shouted as she pointed her finger at her. "How could we fail?! We had Sasuk—"
"Useless Fan girl even she had the talent for medical chakra because of her chakra control." Naru cut her off, a kunai gently pressing on the pink haired girl's throat. "Fail."
Sakura fell on her knees, trembling in fear.
"Throw her in the Medical program. We won't be needing fan girls in the field. They are just cannon fodders." The blonde produced two Kage Bushins which took the pink haired girl away along with a note.
Her attention focused on Sasuke who was watching her carefully. "Shino-kun, move. I knew everything about you so you know how I work. Uchiha-san, please entertain me and get the bell. Alone."
"Naru, this is not my test." Kakashi interrupt her.
"You can give them your version of bell test later. I have an Emo Prince to destroy." Naru shook her head, making her twin tails move. "I won't allow your revenge streaking mind to endangered my Team mates, Uchiha. Today, you are a newly graduated genin who is in the middle of his placement test. You might bear. . or soon to be wielding the famed Sharingan but do remember this, you are a big fish in a small pond. The pond is the Academy. Now, you are out of the Academy, you are just a weak genin who does not have a team yet." She appeared beside Sasuke who immediately dodge her attack via kunai.
"I will pound the common sense you have forgotten, Sasuke-kun."
"Stop talking, dobe!" Sasuke snarled as he and Naru exchanged blows in Taijutsu.
"Mooh, I told you stop calling me Dobe, Teme." The blonde kicked the raven rather hard on the ribs sending the slightly older boy flying.
Boom.
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"Sensei, are you not going to stop Naru-chan?" Shino asked Kakashi who is watching the beating with exasperated sigh.
"No, Shino-kun. My cute little sister is actually doing my job. Giving humility and trampling Sasuke-kun's pride is a piece of cake for Naru. Also. . " The copy nin gave the bug user an eye smile. "Sasuke-kun needs the harsh reality check Naru would inflict to him. After all. ."
Naru did the hand signs for her Doton Jutsu.
". . Naru promised Itachi-san that she would watch for his little brother."
"She did?" The Aburame heir went back watching his best friend playing with his teammate.
Shino knew Naru would literally beat the shit out of Sasuke. The younger girl is very disgusted on how the Council molded the Youngest Uchiha to become the spoiled brat that he is. If Itachi could see his brother now, he would be disgusted too.
"Yes. And since my beloved Naru-chan disposed pinky~, congratulations! Team Seven passed with Naru-chan as your Kunoichi in the group!" Kakashi announced, making Naru paused on scolding her future brother-in-law.
"WHAT?" The newly formed Team Seven uttered.
The silver haired Jounin gave them an eye smile.
"Yup! Hokage orders."
0000
Bam! Bam! Crash!
"NONNO!"
"She finally knew, then." Hiruzen massage his temples when the door of his office is harshly opened, making the said door flew out of its hinges. He could feel Naru's feminine wrath about to choke him in five seconds if he does not gave her a proper explanation.
"You had five seconds to tell me the reason before I asked Nonna Biwako to scare the living shit out of you." Naru practically demanded as her Team, wow, still can't believe it. Followed her in much calmer pace. Only Kakashi and Shino appeared since Sasuke was delivered straight to the hospital with a note.
"The original Team Seven should be you, Naru, along Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno." Hiruzen spoke. "However, since you did not attend the Academy and I need Yamato in ANBU, you are now assigned in Kakashi's Team. You know the Council wanted to keep an eye on you and they ordered Kakashi to specifically train Sasuke-kun and just ignore you and Haruno-san."
"So in order to sabotage the old geezers, you assigned Shino-kun in Team Seven fully expecting I would throw Haruno into the Medical Program?" Naru cannot help but to hit her head on the nearest wall.
"It sounds harsh but yes. Haruno-san would be a great asset in the village once she got her head out of the clouds. I know for a fact you loathed fan girls with every fiber of your being."
"That bitch is annoying as hell, Nonno! She was planning on kidnapping Ruru-chan and rape him! It also happened to Yama-chan, Anko-chan and even Asuma-niisan, dattebayo!" the blonde sniff imperiously. "I do not regret on killing them, ya know?"
"When was that?" Kakashi asked.
"Three years ago, you were in the Land of Iron for some supply run." Naru shrugged. "Anyways, I'm afraid you already signed the paper work?"
"Yes, I did."
Silence filled the room as Naru rubbed her temple in order to starved off an incoming migraine.
"Ugh, fine. But next time, please demote that Council. This is a Military Village, not democratic so they have no choice but to follow your orders, not the other way around." Underneath her blindfold, her cloudy sapphire blue eyes flashed into violet. "May I have the permission to break and shape Uchiha Sasuke into a normal person?"
Hiruzen took a long drag of his pipe.
"Permission. . . granted."
"Thank you, Hokage-sama."