Chapter 13: The Prank War
As Maria and Loki walked back to the palace they schemed of ways to get Thor and Fandral in the week of pranks. Maria was walking with Loki to her room when she heard the other two talking down the hallway. Pulling Loki into her room Maria closed the door silently as she listened to Thor and Fandral's conversation.
"They have not made a move yet. I say we do it now." Fandral said casually.
Thor seemed to say no. "No. I believe that is what they want us to think." he said. "We should plan our venue of attack somewhere else. I believe in the hall there are eyes and ears." he said before the sound of the two voices drowned out.
Looking to Loki Maria grinned "All clear." she hadn't realized she was leaning on the door and Loki seemed to be leaning over her pinning her once again to a surface. His breathing had suddenly become shallow as she caught him gazing at her. "Is something the matter Loki?" she said turning around as she was pinned.
Loki smirked in realizing he had subconsciously pinned Maria to the door. He chuckled deciding that not even she was safe from his mischief. Just thinking over her form beneath his caused him to lose what little control he had. As he skimmed his hand down from her waist to over the fabric of her cotton pants in between her legs, he contemplated as to how to make her yield. Applying enough pressure, which he knew she could feel, he bit back a groan because of the damn fabric that separated their bodies.
Maria bit her lip as she looked Loki straight in the eyes. "I apparently am ….pinned once again…" she said looking at him her piercing green eyes meeting his. "We really must stop meeting like this good sir or else mischief may occur." she said teasing him but felt his hand travel to rub the fabric between her legs as she moved her hand to the lock, turning it so that the door was now locked and no being could interrupt them. As Loki had leaned in one arm above her hand propping himself up while the other slowly had traveled under her tunic causing her to gasp in shock.
"On the contrary dear Maria, I believe we should meet like this more often." Loki smirked as he let his fingers roam under the waistband of her pants, under her panties, till he felt her clit as he slowly began to stroke it. Using his right hand which had propped him up, he pulled her into a hot demanding kiss capturing her lips in his while he removed the clasps that held her tunic allowing his kiss to travel down to her neck. "Admit it darling, you enjoy this." he smirked as he kissed Maria's lips and held the kiss as his fingers continued to tease her.
Maria pulled Loki into the kiss kissing back as he tormented her with pleasure. "I must confess. She smirked "I do enjoy your Mischief." she said as she could feel herself becoming more aroused by the minute but she had to regain some sense if they where to scheme a plan of attack against Thor. However, Loki was doing a very fine job at preventing her from making any coherent thoughts at the moment.
Loki decided to slowly disrobe Maria as he pulled the top of her tunic off, he noticed that she only wore a tank top underneath with no bra. Removing both the top and under garment and throwing them aside he began kneading her breasts as his fingers began pumping into her harder. "You are very wet for me Maria. Does just being around me arouse you?" He smirked as he whispered into her ear. He knew he was the cause of her pleasure but he also enjoyed her rebellion as he began to plant kisses down her neck. "Come now darling confess."
Maria arched against the door and smirked "I will never tell." she teased even though just standing there made her legs feel as if she would collapse again for potentially the third time in her life when in Asgard. She could hear Loki chuckle a bit as he removed her tunic and tank top now half bare before him. Deciding it only fair Maria took Loki's jacket off only leaving his green undershirt which she removed as well which she tossed onto the floor, she gasped as he pulled her against his form which was now his bare chest against hers.
"Hmmm. What a naughty little elf you are Maria." Loki said chuckled as he took note of his cloths also disappearing which only left his pants so that he was in the same state as she.
Maria smirked but was not prepared for when Loki picked her up as he pinned her against the wall forcing her to wrap her legs around his waist as he carried her to the bed laying her down. His eyes sparkling with his own seductive mischief as he pulled her pants off and threw them across the floor leaving her bear before him.
Loki removed her last articles of clothing, as well as his own pants, as he replaced his fingers with his arousal and entered her himself. Her warmth enveloped him as he kissed her deeply and pinned her beneath him. "You are such a beautiful bewitching creature Maria." he said as he trailed his kiss to her forehead down to her neck
Maria began to arch as Loki sent pleasurable sparks throughout her body as she bit back a moan as Loki thrust into her and both beings said each others names as they collapsed onto the bed.
Laying on the bed Loki gazed at Maria as he trailed his fingers along her back. The blankets covering her body of scars as he traced each one. He wanted her to be his for all eternity. He wondered if she would reject him if he proposed.
"Maria, can I ask you something?" Loki said as he looked at the beautiful bewitching woman in bed with him.
Maria looked up at Loki lovingly and smiled a bit. "Sure." she said as she ran her hand through Loki's hair tracing the features of his face. She felt his form lie on top of her as he lay down next to her and pulled her to his form nuzzling into her neck.
"Would you be interested in making this a lifelong affair?"
Maria turned to look at Loki arching an eyebrow smiling. "I would be honored but what would you have in mind Loki?"
"Well, I was thinking about marriage but I did not have a plan if you said yes."
Maria smiled kissing Loki lightly. "I would be happy to marry you." she said. "As far as plan...well not everything can be prepared ahead of time." she said with a slight smile.
Loki almost laughed with happiness as he pulled Maria on top of his form. "You my dear are one bewitching creature. I thought you might refuse."
Maria smiled and nuzzled into Loki's neck as he held her. "Then you underestimate me Loki" she smiled.
"I should stop doing that." Loki kissed her forehead. "And you darling should stop nuzzling me in the most adorable manner."
"And why is that?" she asked tilting her head to the side looking up at him innocently.
"Because my beautiful bride to be, you are about to make me lose control again." he said nipping Maria's neck lightly as his fingers skimmed her bare back.
Maria smirked and rolled over onto her stomach on the bed much like when she was in wolf form in the forest as she felt Loki shift to stare at her.
"What kind of wedding would you want?" Loki ran his fingers up her naked back and through her hair.
"I don't mind a small one." she said as she let her hand run through Loki's hair before letting her hand cup his cheek. "I am flexible with any wedding. So to be honest if you want a big one it's ok with me. Or a small one whatever is comfortable for both I guess." she shrugged.
"I just want to give you whatever you want." Loki smiled when her handed cupped his cheek. "After we finish this prank war I am going to surprise you with my wedding planning skills."
Maria smiled back. "I am sure you spoil me already Loki." she said he seemed much more at ease now. She noticed that he took her hand in his and kissed the knuckles causing her to blush red.
"You deserve to be spoiled a little." Loki kissed her neck softly, inhaling the scent of rose that drifted from her hair.
"But what did I do to deserve being spoiled?" she smiled a bit but held in a sigh as Loki gently kissed her neck. "I don't think I did anything that special." she honestly did not know what she had done to deserve such an amazing being aside from her job as a guard. That is a lie she heard herself scolding her mind. You thought he was intriguing when you two first met in the arena and when you won you were giddy with happiness. Maria sighed as she thought back on the memory and what brought her back to reality was Loki's lips nipping her shoulder.
"Darling, you did not have to do anything." Loki nipped her shoulder. "I love you and I want to see you happy. That's certainly not something to be earned." His fingers roamed over his bite marks and soothed them with a cooling touch.
Maria turned over to look Loki in the eyes as she smiled "I used to believe that one's heart is precious you guard it so it won't ever be broken." she chuckled. "At least that is what I used to believe until you broke the defenses to my heart." she smiled a kind smile to Loki. (done) .
"I never truly let anyone know my own emotions, not even Thor, since the day I found out I was a Jotun. Yet, somehow you broke through my own defenses, seemingly without trying. Maybe you are a witch." Loki teased her. "And I am just under your spell."
Maria chuckled and leaned on her arms looking to Loki. "I do not believe I am the manipulative type when it comes to magic ability" she said biting back a grin. "Though I do not believe using magic is as bad as some make it out to be." she said kissing Loki lightly on the nose teasing him back. "But perhaps a certain trickster made me turn rogue." (done)
"Who is this 'trickster'? I imagine that he is quite intelligent, incredibly good looking, and has wonderful taste in women." Loki smirked.
Maria grinned in return "I believe that same trickster is the one that just proposed to me in bed." she said teasing him back. "Though, sometimes I wonder what goes on through his mind. Which seems to continue surprising me."
"One thing that goes through his mind is probably how would you tell the story of his proposal to your kids?" Loki kissed Maria's knuckles. "Your father was fucking me with his fingers and then he switched them out for his giant erection. Suddenly, he proposed to me, I said yes, and we had sex until I couldn't walk." Loki mimicked Maria's voice.
Maria fell back onto the pillows doubled over in laughter. "Oh gods" she laughed "That might make their minds explode." she said wiping her eyes from the tears of mirth before continuing the mockery. "And that is how you children were created the end."
Loki laughed. "We have already killed our kids and they aren't even born yet. I can only think that their poor little minds would explode."
Maria smirked "Their innocents would then be corrupted" she chuckled "Though I now wonder what would happen if their minds found out they were part demon?" she chuckled. "Oh dear, I can only imagine how much chaos they may cause."
Loki chuckled. "I doubt Asgard would survive such an onslaught." He spoke sarcastically.
Maria heard something try the lock on her door as voices were heard behind it. It was Thor and Fandral looking to Loki she smirked "I have a prank idea." she said telepathically.
Thor smirked knowing that perhaps Loki and Maria were in the locked inside the room so he shouted through the door. "Maria, is my brother with you?"
Maria looked to Loki telepathically "Become invisible you'll see" she said answering Thor "No he is not here."
Thor chuckled in reply. "Then why is your door locked?"
Maria chuckled "I was just taking a shower and changing clothes, come now thunder god I do not want any gods walking in on my person indecent."
Thor suddenly coughed and she heard Fandral chuckle before he replied. "Could you come out to help me locate him then."
Maria made Loki's cloths form on his body as she winked "Alright I am coming." she said as a new tunic appeared over her form she walked over to the door nodding for Loki to stand behind the door but not to close so that he would not be hit. "Behind the door" she smirked grinning.
Loki cloaked himself and stood behind the door. "What is the plan?" Loki asked her telepathically.
Before opening the door Maria grinned and answered him. "When I open the door and they come in uncloak and we'll both yell Loki'd" she said. "They will not expect it at all."
Meanwhile, Thor and Fandral's plan of attack seemed to be failing. Their plan had been to catch Loki and Maria together before pranking them both but that seemed to not be the case now as Maria opened the door they noticed she tilted her head to the side as if confused. "Is something wrong gentlemen?" she asked "Please come in." Fandral and Thor walked into the room which appeared to be empty except for the female in the room.
Thor looked to Maria. "You have not seen him all day at all?" he asked confused
Maria smirked "I would not say that thunder god but I do believe something is amiss" she said biting back a grin.
Fandral eyed her then noticed something off. "Thor I believe.-" Fandral's comment was cut off as Loki uncloaked himself and chuckled.
Maria smirked "Loki'd big time guys you literally walked into a prank." she doubled over laughing. (done)
"Thor, your face is just priceless." Loki laughed as well. "What is this, the ten thousandth or eleven thousandth time that I've Loki'd you?" He put his hand on Thor's shoulder for support as he caught his breath.
"One point Loki and Maria in the war of pranks" Maria said holding her sides as she breathed in gaining control of her breathing. "Oh gods. Fandral's face when he realized it was a trap. Priceless" she said taking in a breath. "Definitely worth it." she said.
Fandral facepalmed. "Wrecked by two pranksters. How humiliating" he chuckled. "Though now I am curious Loki, What were you doing in Maria's chambers it seems a bit suspicious." he said thinking Loki was there behind closed doors about to fuck with the woman.
"He was proposing to me." Maria said saving Loki from the embarrassment. "I had just changed from the shower when he teleported into my room and proposed in the most gentlemanly manner." She said biting back a bit of a chuckle with the sarcasm.
Thor and Fandral nearly fell over with the news which to Maria was still comical.
"What? The two of you never thought I would get married?" Loki chuckled.
Thor shook his head. "I was just stunned. You're getting married. If only Mother were here to see it but I can be happy enough for the both of us."
"Of course you can." Loki rolled his eyes smirking.
"Loki, engaged to be married? Now, I've seen everything." Fandral laughed. "Almost everyone in Asgard has been in your bed."
"That may be a fact but she is the only one that I will be married to willingly" Loki declared countering Fandral's snide comment.
Maria smirked at Fandral's comment and decided to counter his attack with a witty remark of her own. "I think I heard a few complaints from Fandral's own harem down the hall." she chuckled.
Thor laughed out loud. "I can see why she is so charming brother she has a quick wit."
Fandral turned beat red again. "I personally prefer a woman to be less spitfire and more femininity." he said trying to regain composure before he took notice of Maria's hand and smirked. "It seems Loki forgot one important detail of a proposal the ring."
Loki interrupted at this fact "I had to propose to her before you got the chance to gain any unwanted ideas Fandral. I could not guarantee you would remain still even knowing when I was courting her."
Maria chuckled "I still would have socked him either occasion to be frank" she said with a shrug.
"In any case I wanted my darling wife to be the one to choose her ring." Loki said hugging Maria from behind.
Maria blushed red "You spoil me…...though I don't deserve it."
Fandral chuckled "Modest but feisty bride. Interesting combination"
Maria arched an eyebrow at Fandral's comment. Unsure whether to be worried about where Fandral was going with the conversation before she felt Loki kiss her cheek and she blushed.
"You deserve to be spoiled and more." He planted a kiss on her cheek. (hey you ok? friend?)
Maria turned bright red at the affections before noting that Thor was turning a blushing color himself and Fandral was chuckling.
"Perhaps we will leave you two alone now" Thor said as he walked out of the room with Fandral in suit as the two men closed the door, Maria locked it again.
Loki smirked and pulled Maria closer to his form. "Now where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?"
Maria smirked back "I believe you had just proposed to me."
Loki chuckled before picking Maria up again kissing her pinning her down onto the bed
"I believe I was doing this."
Kissing him back Maria smirked as she pulled Loki closer to her. "Indeed."
Author note:
Hannah: SMUT RAVE!
me: HANNAH NUUUUUU WE NEED BALANCE mmmmph *is gagged* when writing...
Hannah: love the smut.
Hi guys *takes the gag off* welcome back to another chapter of the light in my darkness I hope you enjoyed chapter 13. This story will be a bit more rated M as we continue. (dark me: SOOOOOO MUCH SIN! YAAAAAASSSSSSS!) ignore my dark pervasive side XD anyway enjoy and as usual Read and Review. If you hadn't already noticed Hannah and I amused ourselves in this chapter. (Dark me: she is not gay they are just friends) me: shut it. *blushes red* until the next chapter guys XD. BYE!