Kinuhata Saiai

ITEM.

An Academy City-based organization whose primary function was to monitor the upper echelons of the Academy City, including the Board of Directors and prevent them from gaining too much power and getting out of hand. This unofficial unit was created by putting a few people together. Kinuhata Saiai happens to be one of these members.

A young girl of 12 years old with short brown hair in a bobcut. The high level esper wears a fluffy knit dress, a sweater dress to be exact. She wears no legwear other than striped socks, exposing her thighs and legs.

Normally this dangerous girl would be with her group members, Mugino, Rikou, Frenda, and that weirdo Hamazura.

Today however, she is out by herself on a mission. One that involved multiple parties where she wouldn't lose to the other girls. Her eyes narrowing at the thought of those sluts. The blonde one especially. That bimbo always exposing herself, and then acting like it wasn't on purpose. Especially in front of him.

"Tch!" Saiai clicked her tongue angrily. 'I'll show her. Not to mention Bayluope that one doesn't need those giant blobs to attract a guy. All one needs are high Ultra grade thighs.'

It's a fact that Saiai is confident in her own legs. Treating them with care, showing them off, then giving a nice glimpse to those who loved them. But no touching, anybody who did that would die.

As such, she had no need of those giant blobs.

"..." Saiai then looked at her own-or rather, lack-chest. Biting her lip, she once more replied in her head she didn't need a big chest. No way, not at all. Like she would be jealous.

'Anyway,' Saiai thought as she looked around the area she was in. One that had lots of fancy stuff and clothes that were expensive. 'Time to Ultra get Accelerator a nice gift.' Recently she heard that Esther had given Accelerator some kind of present. Oh that blonde air head, dares to one-up her.

Saiai also knew well enough that Bayloupe would also try and get Accelerator a gift. How did she know this? Because the little girl that hung off him told her when she once spotted her with her older sister, Worst. At that moment Saiai knew that she had to get him something.

Unfortunately, like Esther from before, she didn't know what to get Accelerator.

"Maybe I should have Ultra asked the kid what that bimbo got him." Saiai then shook her head. What was she thinking, as if she needed to copy Esther. She'd get a gift much better than hers, and prove that she's the right girl for Accelerator.

Although…

"Maybe I can at least ask for an opinion." While she would ultimately decide for herself, it wouldn't hurt to ask somebody else for an opinion. So like Esther, she to went through on who would be the perfect person to ask. Instantly discarding the idea of Last Order as she would blab, and not that Kagere fellow since he annoyed her. He's so weird.

What about the blue and blonde heads from his school?

"..." On second thought ...Ultra no.

Saiai still remembered that blue head during christmas and the weirdness he did. Plus, she heard a rumor that there's a chance he's dating Eve of all people. As for the blonde guy...Wasn't he in that dream she had when she put that card on her head. Back when she tried looking for the Bust Upper with Misaka. Like blue head, he's also a no.

"I guess that just leaves...Kamijou." Eh, made sense. While Accelerator wouldn't admit it, Saiai knew that he did consider Kamijou a good friend. Plus, out of many others she did trust Kamijou. Maybe not as much as Item or Accelerator, but he's proven to be a good ally. He did get Mugino's attention after all.

"Guess I better Ultra find him." Saiai then took out her phone and decided to make a call. A click later and a person answered.

"Hello."

"Hey. I need you to find a guy called Kamijou, got it." As part of the Dark Side, naturally Saiai made a few good connections. Connections she would exploit for her own. It's only natural to do so. Right?

"Man, that was one incredible movie."

"I'm glad you liked it. While not many students liked it on account of it being cliche, it's still enjoyable."

Walking out of the theater were Touya Kamijou and Sara Yurino. The two having watched a trash film that had horrible graphic, lame acting, and dumb-ass explanations involving the explanation of science.

A good time overall.

"I have to admit, I never thought sharks could survive rocks, lava, and other things that would normally kill them." Touya said remembering the movie about a tornado with sharks involved. "How stupid, hehehe."

"Oh yeah. Not to mention that kid not dying when engulfed and even time travel." America really does make stupid films. Man are they enjoyable.

"Ah, good times." Touya says. He then decided to take another sip of his sod, having eaten quite a bit of popcorn since the film started. Only to suck nothing but air as his cup is now empty.

"Here, I'll handle it." Sara said as she grabbed the cup and went to refill it. "I'll meet you back later, okay."

"Sure." Sara then left while Touya decided to just wait nearby as he laughed a bit recalling some of the funny/stupid scenes of the film. You'd think the shark population would be extinct with so many tornadoes. Oh, and the stupidity that a simple chainsaw can cut through them Ha!

"Found you Kamijou." And here comes another person mistaking him for his son. You'd think people would learn by now.

"Hello, hi, and also, I'm not my son." He then said having gotten a bit tired of being mistaken for a teenager. boy. As flattering as it is to be considered young, he isn't one to face away reality. A reality a young girl with a brown bobcut hairstyle realized.

"Huh, you're not Kamijou." Saiai said seeing that this wasn't her target.

"Nope. I'm his father." Saiai will have words with her contact. Face to fist!

The guy needed to know that she wasn't looking for the father, but the son instead. Sheesh. This is a Hamazura mistake alright.

"Sorry sir, mistook you for someone else." Their faces did look alike. "I'll just be out of my way."

"That's okay." Touya tells her. "I was just enjoying that movie I watched. The one about tornadoes with sharks. Man is that hilarious." At that, Saiai stopped. She then turned around facing Touya, as she couldn't believe what she just heard.

"Hold on a second. Did you just say...a film about sharks?" She asks. "As in, that C-List film back in America."

"Uh, yeah I think." Touya wasn't actually sure about this list thing, but even he knew the film he watched wasn't exactly A plus. Funny as it was, by far is it a real success. "A pretty nice film, since it's the type people make fun off, you know."

"Of course I do!" Saiai then got up close and personal with sparkles in her eyes. "I always enjoy making fun of how bad it is. II mean, those types of films aren't even made to make sense at all. Like the one with spiders who gained the power of lava. It makes no sense, spiders near the core should be dead, not evolved."

"True enough." Touya laughed. "I once also recall how because of some stupid experimental thing, snakes and alligators became all huge and attacked the city."

"Oh, I know that one." Saiai laughed. "Man was that one stupid. But not as stupid as the one with piranhas that got bigger and bigger over time. The graphics were so bad."

"Yet still an enjoyable movie." Touya said remembering all those cruddy sci-fi films. "I also remember the ones about spliced animals, like a shark and octopus. Or whale and wolf."

"Oh, oh! Don't forget about piranha and anaconda." The duo then laughed once again. Remembering how stupid yet funny those films were. I mean, so much death, so much craziness, and so much stuff that didn't scientifically match at all. Good times.

"Still, while they are fun to watch, they aren't that good. Really just made so people can laugh at the absurdity. Wouldn't you agree." Saiai faced Touya who gave her a nod.

"Yeah. I'm more interested in other films. Usually stuff from the B list and all." Saiai's eyes glew as she stared at the man, sparkling just a bit. Her respect for Kamijou's father has grown. Clearly he had good taste.

"I have to admit Mr. Kamijou," Saiai slapped Touya's back in a friendly manner. Though Touya wouldn't say that actually hurt. "I'm liking you more and more. Never thought an old guy like you had nice tastes in the film industries."

"I'll...take that as a compliment." Touya said as he rubbed his back a little. That girl is a lot stronger than he thought.

"So, what are you doing here anyway. Here to watch a film or something?" Oh right, why she was there.

"I was actually, uh, trying to find your son."

"Needed help or something?" Touya questioned her, wondering if this is a friend of Touya. Feeling that this scenario was like the one from a while back.

"Kinda." Saiai tells him. "See, I have a frie-boyfriend, and Kamijou happens to be a good friend of his. So I figured I ask him for advice, thinking he might have a good opinion on a gift I've been planning to get my man." Hey, someday Accelerator might be her real boyfriend. After all, him and Bayloupe were technically in a fake relationship.

"A gift for you boyfriend. That sounds sweet." That brought back good memories back when he was a teenager. When Shinna, who hadn't been his wife or even girlfriend at the time, got him a gift. Such a tender moment.

'Of course there were other girls, but for some reason I never saw them again.' Oh well, for him Shinna is more than enough.

"Yep." Saiai continued on. "It's a type of thanks I guess you could say." Which isn't a lie, as Accelerator has technically saver her before. Something that she is very thankful for. Her cheeks burning a little when she remembered how he once felt her chest ...If only he did that with her legs.

"How nice." Touya said glad to see some people really do care for one another. This girl appearing rather sincere. "Well, I don't know if this will help, but maybe you can perhaps, oh...cook something for him."

"Cook for him?" Saiai tilted her head.

"Yeah. I don't know about this guy you love," Saiai had to restrain herself from blushing full on red, otherwise she'd have to knock Touya out. She'd rather not do that to a fellow movie watcher. "But I feel like all men like a good meal made out of love."

"L-l-love." Restrain herself. Restrain herself.

"Uh-huh. After all, in my opinion it lets the guy know they're being appreciated and all." Dwelling on those thoughts, Saiai did recall how Accelerator seemed to like meals made by Bayoloupe. Stating that it was better than food the 'brat' made.

So...that means if she cooked for him with l-l-lo-appreciation, then he'd be thankful for her. 'Sure he wouldn't actually say it, but I can always tell when he looks slightly happy about something. Not to mention if I learn how to cook, then Accelerator might come to me for meals. Getting me bonus points for him.'

The more she thought about it, the more it sounded like a good idea. Saiai knew for a fact that Accelerator always had plain things to eat, never anything extravagant. So making delicious meals just might make him see her more appealing side.

'And I'll trump over those two idiots.' Saiai thought evilly. Those two are after all her biggest threats. The small brat Last Order did like him, but she's way too tiny to be a threat. Double on the older one, who just annoyed Accelerator.

"Hehe. I guess I can do that. Though I might need to practice a little. Thanks for the advice Mr. Kamijou." With a wave of her hand Saiai then left ready to make some meals. Touya smiling that once more he helped another person. Man though, did his son Touma seem to know a lot of people.

"I'm back-oh." Sara soon returned from her trip. The line to refill having been much longer than she anticipated. "Did something happen?" She asks Touya noticing he seemed a bit happier than she last saw.

"Oh, just helped a young girl out." Touya said with a smile. He then grabbed the soda thanking Sara who gave a small blush. "Come on, wanna see the next film. This one is about a giant shark and a robot copy."

"Like Mecha Godzilla?"

"Yeah. Kinda like that."

Putting love in your food. I'm not sure if its true, but I know for a fact any meals I myself make seem to taste bad. So maybe this whole feeling thing might be true. Saiai just might find out. Shame that she didn't realize that Touya actually helped her rival, but hey, she just made a new buddy. Plus I wonder if anybody knows what films I'm referring to. I saw a bunch of them as a kid. Scared me quite a bit. Until next time.